Jemima walked down the halls with her new tomfriend. Alonzo had always wanted to ask her out, why wouldn't he? She was an adorable kit after all. Her unnatural beauty, her gorgeous fur pattern and eye color, her singing voice. Every toms' dream.

Lonz put his arm around her petite body.

"Lonzie," She said, "I gotta go to class."

"Oh, sorry Jem." He said letting go. The two had different class schedules which they weren't fond of. Lonz went to math, Jem went to history.


Etcetera leaned over to Jemima and whispered, "Boring lesson, right?"

"Etcetera." Said the teacher, Jellylorum.

"Yes?" She said springing up from her position.

"Tell me what I just said." She commanded.

"You said 'Etcetera.'" She replied. The class laughed.

"I'll see you after school." She said.

"Poo." Etcy muttered.

"Suckish." Jem said.

"I'll see you too." Jelly said quickly. Jem quietly gasped and sunk in her seat.


"What's wrong, Jem?" Lonz asked the two exited their classes and met up.

"I got detention." Jem said.

"Oh. In history?" He said.

"Yeah." She responded.

"Hmm...I have history next period." Lonz stated.

"Oh. Later, Lonz." Jem said, blowing him a kiss.


Cassandra, a senior, leaned over to Jemima and said, "What the fell does any of this mean?"

"Um...I don't know." She said.

"No wonder I have a tutor." Cass groaned.

"Who's your tutor?" Jem asked.

"Alonzo. Why, do you know him?" She asked.

"Yeah. He's my tomfriend." Jem told her.

"Oh." Cass said with an unusual inflection that made Jem worry.


After three more periods of boredom, Jemima went to the history room for detention. There stood none other than Alonzo.

She gasped and said, "Oh my gosh! You got detention for me?"