I OWN EVERYTHAAAANG. In my non-existent universe. However in this universe, Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail

I got this idea after reading a doujinshi. The title had Harry Potter dj in it, go look it up if you want.

This was going to be a one-shot, but I don't know what happened. This'll be a two-shot now.

Contains lots of fluff, from Lucy to everyone.

I'll still finish my other story of course, though that one is pretty long, BUT it's almost done. In my head.

Have fun!

Juvia walked down the cobblestone path deep in the heart of Magnolia. She was holding a picture of a certain Ice-make Mage so close to her face, the tip of her nose would bump against the picture in every step she took.

"Oooh, Gray-sama. Even in pictures, your face would surpass even Adonis'. (what? O_o) She swooned and rubbed the picture against her cheek. "I will steal your heart with my chocolate! *initiate victory stance*

She paused her fangirling for a bit to notice she had strayed off from the path she was walking on and she had ended in a pretty dark alley. She couldn't even see her own shadow, in broad daylight. Now this was unfamiliar. Was there a place like this in Magnolia?

She resumed walking, telling herself she would, sooner or later, turn in a corner and find herself in a familiar place. Magnolia wasn't that huge, right? As she walked, she noticed seedy-looking shops. Their shop signs were written in a language she didn't know, and there weren't any indications on what they were selling. Most of them bore the same image plastered on the muck-covered windows, a cauldron filled with green liquid. An alley for poison? Funny.

A flash of pink caught her eye. Pink? Juvia stopped and turned towards a PINK shop. Everything about it was pink. Pink windows, pink door, even the slight path towards it was pink. This shop was so out of place, so weird, it almost surpassed the oddity of Gajeel wearing that rainbow colored bandanna Levy gave him. Still, pink is a good color right? A nice color.

She was wary. The last time she entered a suspicious-looking shop, she was ripped off of 60k jewels for a potion that did the exact of what she wanted. Gray had been passionate alright. His passion to contend with Happy absolutely burned that time.

She went inside, twisting the pink doorknob. I won't buy anything.. I'm just going to browse through. Juvia thought.

The inside was like an explosion of Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day everyday.

There were hearts everywhere. The lights were heart-shaped, there were heart-shaped rugs, heart-shaped shelves with heart-shaped bottles of heart-shaped pink liquids. The table, which Juvia assumed where the shop owner entertained customers , was heart-shaped with a heart-shaped bell like those in hotels. She tapped it, and a light cling echoed.

"You want these." A voice behind Juvia rasped.

She nearly jumped out of her skin and whirled around. An old woman with a green cloak was holding out a bowl full pf heart-shaped candies covered in pink foil. She tilted her head at the sight of them.

"Um, no thank you. Juvia is just going to ask what you're selling."

"I'm selling these."

"Candies?"

"Heart candies."

"Juvia can see that."

"But these aren't ordinary candies. These are laced with magic. A magic to nab someone's heart!"

Juvia perked up at the sound of 'nab'. But really, she wasn't falling for this again.

"Nice try, but - "

"Do you want Gray's heart or not?"

"W-what? How did you know that?"

"You were going to give him chocolates. Honey, chocolates won't work anymore. Ooh, but these. These are sure-fire babies that'll make him beg on his knees for your touch. Your kiss. Your - "

"STOP THAT!" Juvia could feel the blood rush to her face at the thought of Gray kissing her feet. She cannot do this. But the woman knew her most beloved, and what her intentions were!

Just one wouldn't hurt, right? Even if it is poison, Wendy would cure him right away.

"Just one, miss. One piece."

"And that is all you need, Juvia. It's free." She plucked one from the bowl and shoved it on Juvia's hands.

And everything went dark.

At the guild, 3 hours later.

Juvia toyed with the candy. Gray was nowhere to be seen. YET. Everywhere she could see everyone eating chocolates and drinking eggnog (Fairy Tail tradition). Romeo was staring at a heart-shaped box like he couldn't believe he had one in his hands. Natsu was smiling widely, made some wild gestures at Romeo and spraying him with bits of chocolate from his mouth. Lucy, her love rival, was talking to Mira, who was, surprisingly, blushing like mad.

In this guild, you either give chocolates to everyone or to no one. If you gave chocolates or flowers to only ONE person or even two, Mirajane would swoop down on you so fast, you won't even have time to open your jaw. She would then proceed to her matchmaking abilities to 'couple' you up.

Juvia wasn't worried about that, however.

"Gray-sama~!" She had spotted Gray, shirtless again, walking towards Natsu. She also noticed Lucy making her way towards Natsu. However, this was how Juvia saw it.

Lucy wore a flowing white one-piece dress and was pirouetting towards Gray. She was crooning, "Gray, my honey lovely smacky lovely daaahllliing. I have the most scrumptious of chocolates for you. Eat them and take me~!"

Gray was wearing a bowtie and nothing else. "Of course, my honey." *ichiya voice activated*

Then they got married and lived happily ever af-

"NO!" Juvia made her way towards Gray. They were going to get married!

In her haste, she tripped on someone's foot. The candy slipped from her fingers and it rolled away. No, no! She thought frantically. She got up nad started scanning the floor but the candy was nowhere in sight. Someone must've kicked it or even worse, someone had already eaten it! She still didn't know what will happen after Gray eats the candy. Perhaps he will fall in love with the first person he sees?

".. Gee, thanks, Natsu." Lucy's bewildered voice probed through Juvia's inner thoughts. She was peering at something Natsu had evidently given her.

"Go on, eat it. I bet it's delicious." Natsu looked mighty proud of himself.

"That's a first, pinkie. I nearly died of shock that you actually remembered to give someone something." Gray said languidly.

"You wanna go, stripper?"

"Hey, Natsu, where did you get this? It's really tasty." Lucy was sucking on the thing Natsu had given her.

"Oh, I found it on the floor. It looked cute, and pink, and well, it reminded me of you, Luce." Natsu scratched the back of his head shly.

Lucy widened her eyes, coughed then said, "Well, thank you for that, but.. did you just make me eat something you found on the FLOOR?!"

Juvia stood there, in total stillness. Cute.. and pink.. Oh no.

"Hey, Lucy. What's that on your head?" Gray pointed at the top of Lucy's head. (She was trying to strangle Natsu).

"What, what is it?"

It was a heart. Not a real heart, but one you would often see in children's drawings, cartoons. The comical-looking heart.

Lucy plucked it off her head and eyed it. "It's a heart. On top of my head. Natsu.." She glared at him, expecting him to laugh at how stupid she must have looked.

"Who, me? I haven't even touched you yet! (someone fainted) Besides, what the heck is it?" Natsu snatched the heart from Lucy's hands and turned it around in his hands. "It's just a - "

Lucy had flung herself at Natsu and they both fell on the floor. She kissed him, long and hard. At this point, everyone was staring. A lot of them wolf-whistled and a few mumbled, "The joy of this occasion." or "Finally!" or "What took her so long?"

Natsu was suffocating. He pushed Lucy off, blushing profusely and cried, "Lucy, what the hell - ?!"

Lucy flung herself again in Natsu's arms and squealed, "Natsu-sama, I LUUURVE YOU!"

The whole guild gasped. What the WHAT?!