We are the monkiez from NewZonaShire.
In NewZonaShire, we say The End at the beginning of the story.
NewZonaShire is the land of pickled penguins. NewZonaShire is half terrained. Half of it is the desert that snows, and half is a land of burned up trees.
In NewZonaShire, we celebrate Christmas in July, and April Fools EVERY DAY!
In NewZonaShire, there are no holes in cheese, and no cheese on trees.
In NewZonaShire, we walk on our hands and wave with our feet.
In NewZonaShire, people say "Olleh" instead of "Hello".
In NewZonaShire, we open presents BEFORE eating cake.
In NewZonaShire, people worship giant penguins.
In NewZonaShire, we say the alphabet backwards.
In NewZonaShire, we have two rulers instead of one. And in NewZonaShire, the two rulers are named "Queeneth Roleh and Queeneth Lynaa".
In NewZonaShire, we CARE about rainbow colored donkeys! Don't hate the rainbow donkeys!
In NewZonaShire, we have smiles.
In NewZonaShire, we speak backwards.
Ni erihSanoZweN, ew ekil selkcip. Never mind, no speaking backwards.
In NewZonaShire, we put toast on butter, and bread on peanut butter.
In NewZonaShire we say Hello at the end!