Legato's Adoring Public
By: Chibiman
This is just a silly little thing I thought of at work. Hope you get a few chuckles. I bring you LEGATO V.S. THE FAN GIRL!
Narrator: Today is just a usual day on the planet Gunsmoke; Legato is eating at a bar, Midvalley's got Legato's back, and all the ladies (and some of the guys) in the place are trying to decide between Legato or Midvalley. All is right with the world . . . except for the swirling vortex outside that has just sucked a Fan Girl out of the real world and landed her in the middle of the street.
Fan Girl: (Rubbing her head) Owwwww! Damn holes in time and space! (Looks around) Heeeeeeeey, I'm in Trigun. And (sniffs the air) THERE'S A BISHSHONNEN NEAR BY!!
The girl gets up and starts running towards the bar where Legato is eating a fried Thomas sandwich.
Legato: *munch-munch-munch*
Fan Girl: (Running down the street) Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
Legato: *munch-munch-munch*
Fan Girl: (Running towards the doors to the bar) Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
Legato: *munch-munch-munch*
Fan Girl: ( Runs through the doors toward Legato) Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
Legato: (looks at her out of the corner of his eye) *munch-munch-munch*
Fan Girl: Legat . . . *SNAP*
The girl's head does a 180-degree spin on her shoulders and she goes flying to the floor. Legato finishes his sandwich, wipes his mouth, stands up and looks down at the girl.
Legato: (Shakes his head) Always when I'm eating . . . (Walks over her and out the door followed by Midvalley.)
Narrator: Tune in next week for Legato v.s. THE FAN BOY!
-Preview-
A guy in wearing glasses runs at Legato in a bar. Midvalley is standing next to Legato.
Fan Boy: Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
Legato turns on his stool to face the boy.
Fan Boy: Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
*CHOMP*
The boy's body is wavering in the standing position, minus a head.
*CHOMP* *CHOMP* *CHOMP*
All that's left is a pair of sneakers. Legato gets up to leave and pauses to look at the stunned folk around him.
Legato: What?!
THE END
By: Chibiman
This is just a silly little thing I thought of at work. Hope you get a few chuckles. I bring you LEGATO V.S. THE FAN GIRL!
Narrator: Today is just a usual day on the planet Gunsmoke; Legato is eating at a bar, Midvalley's got Legato's back, and all the ladies (and some of the guys) in the place are trying to decide between Legato or Midvalley. All is right with the world . . . except for the swirling vortex outside that has just sucked a Fan Girl out of the real world and landed her in the middle of the street.
Fan Girl: (Rubbing her head) Owwwww! Damn holes in time and space! (Looks around) Heeeeeeeey, I'm in Trigun. And (sniffs the air) THERE'S A BISHSHONNEN NEAR BY!!
The girl gets up and starts running towards the bar where Legato is eating a fried Thomas sandwich.
Legato: *munch-munch-munch*
Fan Girl: (Running down the street) Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
Legato: *munch-munch-munch*
Fan Girl: (Running towards the doors to the bar) Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
Legato: *munch-munch-munch*
Fan Girl: ( Runs through the doors toward Legato) Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
Legato: (looks at her out of the corner of his eye) *munch-munch-munch*
Fan Girl: Legat . . . *SNAP*
The girl's head does a 180-degree spin on her shoulders and she goes flying to the floor. Legato finishes his sandwich, wipes his mouth, stands up and looks down at the girl.
Legato: (Shakes his head) Always when I'm eating . . . (Walks over her and out the door followed by Midvalley.)
Narrator: Tune in next week for Legato v.s. THE FAN BOY!
-Preview-
A guy in wearing glasses runs at Legato in a bar. Midvalley is standing next to Legato.
Fan Boy: Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
Legato turns on his stool to face the boy.
Fan Boy: Legato! Legato! Legato! Legato!
*CHOMP*
The boy's body is wavering in the standing position, minus a head.
*CHOMP* *CHOMP* *CHOMP*
All that's left is a pair of sneakers. Legato gets up to leave and pauses to look at the stunned folk around him.
Legato: What?!
THE END