The Real World of St Lucia (Chapter 1)

(at Mercedes house)

Santana: Cedess ! omg guess what

Mercedes: what is it satan

Santana: im going to be on the real world of st Lucia

Mercedes: omq me to so is kurt & tina !

Santana: hell yes we are going to shut st Lucia down

(Kurt walks in )

Kurt: we in going to st Lucia !

Mercedes: im going to call tina and ask her wait time our flight is leaving she has all the tickets

Tina: no need to call cedes

Mercedes: I like how when I say you guys name yall appear

Kurt, Tina, & Santana died of laugher

(The next day on the plane)

Mercedes: Kurt if you don't shut up im slap you soo hard you're going to be straight

Santana: laughing dang cedes lol

Tina: I would love to see that

Kurt : I though you all loved me

Mercedes: we do but you have to shut up when I tries to get my sleep on boo

Kurt: okay boo

In St. Lucia

Quinn, Puck, & Rachel

Rachel: omg I love broadway we are going to be bestfriends ! im jewish are you jewish omg your so pretty

Quinn: Ok first I don't care , second you need to slow down third no im not jewish but puck is

Puck: damn skippy

Rachel: you may be pretty and we are going to be bestfriend but you will never be as successful as me

Puck: it's about to go down