THE SLAYERS DRINKING GAME!
A/N:
Author(A): Hi-Hi! … I do not encourage drinking in anyway, unless it's chocolate milk you're drinking :)
Zel: …?
A: Sorry, in a silly mood.
Zel: That would explain it.
A: Anyway, get out your soda/milk/juice/other and read a fanfics! Take a drink (something between a gulp and a sip) when directed. Giggles
Take One drink when:
-Lina beats up one of the main cast.
-Gourry says something stupid
-Lina casts a spell
-Take a sip if it was at one of the main cast
-Take a sip if she cast it because of a comment about lack of figure
Take a gulp if it was at a crossover character
-Xellos says 'Sore wa himitsu desu' or 'That's a secret'
-Naga laughs
-Take a gulp if it caused property damage
-Fillia whacks Xellos with her mace
-Take a gulp if Xellos kisses her afterwards (Unless it is a X/F story, in which case do nothing)
Take Two drinks when:
-Lina Dragu(/Dragon) Slaves someone
-Take a gulp if it was because someone tried to make a move on her (Kissing, ect.)
-Take two gulps if it was Zel
-Take three if it was Sylphiel or Amelia
-Naga is found out to be Gracia
-Take one sip if Amelia hugs her afterwards
-Xellos does something helpful
-Take two gulps if he tells a secret
-A non-main character has a romance with one of the main (Rezo/Lina, Amelia/Ashford, Zel/Miwan)
-Sylphiel casts the Dragu Slave
-Take three ginormous gulps if it's at Gourry
-Take a sip if you sputter after those last three gulps
-You notice this list has spelling and grammar errors (A: I might be crazy, but I'm still human… A little :))
-Take a sip if you notice the fic your reading also has some errors
-One of the non-main characters does something completely and totally random
-Ga(r)vv comes back to life
-Take one gulp if Phibby-kun is with him (Zel: Phibby? A: … :))
-You notice the fic doesn't have a disclaimer
-The title is a pretty good summary of the fic
At the end of the fic you realize you have no idea what it was about in the first place
Take Three drinks when:
-Naga admits she isn't the best sorceress
-Your least favorite/favorite character dies
-Take a gulp to cheer yourself up if it was your favorite
-Take two gulps to celebrate if it was your least favorite
-You aren't drunk by this point
-You had to get another bottle/jug or whatever you were drinking
-You were reading your own story
-The main characters suddenly begin to tap dance and sing for no apparent reason
-One of the fics you were reading wasn't about Slayers (A: 0.o)
- The fic was written by A-chan (A: Is flattered and denies that her fics are worth more then two cents)
-You read the entire fic without drinking anything
-You realize that this list isn't in any particular order
-One of the main characters defies gravity without a flight spell
Other:
-Take a drink if you read the fic before
-Take a gulp if you read it more than three times
-Take two gulps if you read it more then ten times
-Take three if you read it more than twenty
-Take four gulps if, heaven forbid, you read the fic MORE THEN FIFTY times
-Take a drink if you went 0.0 at the last one
-Take a drink since this list is almost over
-Take another drink if you lost count how many drinks you took
-Take two drinks since this list is officially over!
A: … :)
Zel: …
A: … :)
Zel: You are one demented person.
A: Yuppers :)
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Slayers, Zel, Lina, and Xellos would all be a threesome, Amelia would have been killed off in the first season on one of my 'bad' days, Zel would have found his cure in his pocket, and there would be a half-cat with white hair and yellow eyes calling herself Taurie who would rule the world (and almost destroy it every five minutes). But I don't, so none of that happened. Oh well. :)