Summary – Rodney has issues with Rod. Spoilers for M&MM, McShep
Rating – PG-13
Disclaimer - I don't own them
Issues
John rolled his eyes and leant back on the bed as Rodney paced, closing his eyes he put his hands behind his head.
Rodney carried on ranting and he let out an experimental snore, just testing.
There was no reaction and John sighed.
"…With his leather jacket and stupid hair…" Rodney continued and John ran a comforting hand through his own, telling it not to listen to the nasty physicist. Normally he'd say something but really the best thing for now was to just stay silent, let Rodney get this out of his system.
"I mean, 'Rod'," Rodney sneered. "Has no one ever pointed out to him how incredibly phallic that sounds?"
Okay, that he couldn't resist.
"Maybe there's a reason for that," he pointed out idly.
"Yeah," Rodney snorted. "Maybe he's compensating for something."
"Rodney, he's you! Same DNA, same body."
Rodney looked smug. "Then there's no way that can be the reason then because I have nothing to compensate for."
"And ZPM's aren't phallus shaped power sources that glow," John mumbled quietly, deciding not to mention that it was Rodney who brought it up.
Apparently he wasn't quiet enough though because Rodney shot him a death glare. "I have nothing to be ashamed of, Colonel!"
John just looked at him, licking his lips lightly. "Prove it," he murmured.
Rodney did a double take and then grinned. "Okay."