The Call at One
(Hum "Twilight" theme out loud as saying)
The series that had followed that dreadful day seemed to keep coming. Especially when the question was answered, but that isn't in this story, so you'll have to wait. But maybe it is—maybe it isn't—why the heck are you asking me? Right, I'm the, err, writer.
I was in a deep sleep, my eyes felt heavy as noise sounded downstairs. My mother slept only a room away so I mustn't wake her, the noise continued. I threw a glance at the clock, twelve fifty nine—no wait one…
I dragged myself out of bed and crawled downstairs, it was still one.
My phone was ringing giving off a blue light. I stepped closer ducking beneath the window. It was still one.
"HELLO?" I asked loudly my voice echoed. I could tell my mother stirred, "One dollar, two dollar, three dollar…" my mother muttered.
"Hello—Alyssa—was up, home slice?" The voice asked, suddenly the lights when out—wait the lights were already out—forget that.
"Hi, yeah why are you calling me—wait who are you?"
"I'm calling on behalf of the pizza; the pizza's name is Nolan! HAHA!"
"Nolan are you calling me again, I told you, you're not cool."
"My mom says I'm cool, you should like me—home slice!" I hung up, this story was stupid. So you know what, I'm going to move on.
Chapter 2
A stir in the still night woke Zack iPod.
For he was not a little tod.
He glanced at the time,
Lead in dismay
He looked down to say,
"My God, someone's on my floor!"
He pondered and pondered and wondered more
Until he it figured out
And said with a pout
"Robert, what the heck are you doing here?"
Robert looked up with without any fear,
"Is it five already? I better be off!"
And he turned away
Cape in disarray,
And flew into the night.
Then crashed into the rose bushes while in flight.
Written minutes after this happen (who knew he was a poet, I thought he was as dumb as a doorknob.)
Chapter 3
The next day in the class room I sat quietly alone while the students filed in. Kristen stood next to Robert, "Robert are you listening to me? Don't you think this is pretty, they always say: get a gay boys opinion! So look—hey are you looking at Zack again?! Hello!"
"I'm not gay!" cue 'Gay Boyfriend' by the Hazzards Robert looked at me, and then at the speakers that were blaring on my desk, everyone began to sing the chorus.
"What are you listening to?" Robert tried to yell over the noise, I shrugged and then began to sing again.
"'Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend I don't really care that you are queer. Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend, I never feel lonely when you are near! La, la, la, la, la, la!'" Even Dr. Dude was singing.
Zack slapped Robert on the shoulder at that moment everyone froze.
"You Turds, is there something you'd like to announce to the class?" Dr. Dude asked loudly, the teachers and the rest of the school ran into our classroom.
"Um. . . well, hi? I'm Robert and I'm a guy," Robert started—
"Okay! I'm sick of living a lie! WE ARE GAY!" Zack shouted, and it happened that there were some newscasters in the room, for the Today Show, so all of the world heard it.
Robert blushed, "We are…? Zack….?"
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought you were talking about me and—"
"NOOOOO!" shouted Nolan, "Zack, I thought you promised me at the movie we saw, 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.' I thought we had special connection, and now I gotta be straight…awwwwww
"SWEET LORD!" Kristen screamed, "Brake out the popcorn." He went over to hug me, but I kinda broke his nose before he could touch me.
Tis the end of the second day, while I sleep away the day. Dig it fools.
Check out the next episode:
Pizza, Gay Boyfriends, and the Candy Corn
(Cue "Gay Boyfriend", Cara!)