Dear Percy,
Have you ever just laid back and reveled in your amazingness?
No? Well, maybe your not a sword/pen.
My awesomeness begins because I can be whatever shape I want. (Not the sword part because, come on, a sword IS the best weapon) (But don't tell Maimer, okay)
If you'd been born a girl I could have been a hair clip or a hairbrush! (Hairbrushes, especially blue plastic ones, are very dangerous)
But I am a pretty amazing pen! I never dry out and never run out of ink! Despite that you've never written with me. I mean, when Zoe owned me she always wore me! Except for when she regifted me to Heracles.
Another cool thing about me is loads of heroes have used me. Hercules (So angry all the time , he should really see a counsellor), Perseus (The original. Which means I've been through Medusa's neck twice. I think that's a record!), Zoe (I saw her die. How sad was that. I think she died from the pain of seeing me and knowing I wasn't her's anymore... or you know it was the giant dragon bite but, that's not very dramatic) but, definitely the best hero was Percy. Yeah, yeah awww all you want because it's true!
I've seen way too much of you over the past few years. I've seen you more than you've seen your Mom and Annabeth put together. I see you when you've sleeping , I know when you're awake, I know if you've been bad or good so be good for go... ANYWAY
You're really nice to people, and funny, and brave. (Sounds like me!)
You use me a lot too. Except for when you had an eight month nap but I can forgive you. I needed a break anyway.
Anyway, what was my point? Oh, yeah that I'm awesome! So next time you're dumped in a lake Percy, just remember I'll get water logged.
Yours sincerly,
Jerry.
No it's me. Riptide? Anaklumos? Your amazing sword pen?
P.S. Can we go beat some monster's but? Or Clarisse's? Because that would better than watching you do archery.