"Ken, if you want this title back, you'll just have to come get it then!", I exclaimed to him as I walked backstage. Internally, I was terrified. Ken Shamrock is a very scary man when he's angry. Especially when it came to the Intercontinental Championship. But at the same time, I was wildly attracted to him. His muscles, his short temper, his voice, his beautiful face. I just wanted him in the worst way.

Despite all that, I was determined to become the next Intercontinental Champion. Even if that meant stealing it from him. I first stole it while he was having a match with Triple H. I was on commentary and took the opportunity to take the title while he wasn't looking and ran backstage as fast as I could. Ken was furious. I was hiding in a closet until the coast was clear, but I could hear him screaming and breaking things. I've been in absolute fear of him ever since. I thought that if I made him angry enough, he would give me a title match. I was wrong.

After I got backstage, I ran to my private locker room and locked the door. I knew he would try to find me, but I didn't know where else to go. I hid the title in a random room somewhere before I went out to the ring, so I wouldn't give him the satisfaction of having the title back even if he scared the shit out of me. All of a sudden, I heard a loud bang on the door. I knew it was him, but I was too frozen in utter fear to move. "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! HIDING TIME IS OVER FOR YOU!, Ken shouted as he started to tear down the door with his bare hands. I started to panic. I needed an escape plan. I spotted the baby powder next to me and quickly picked it up. I waited for him to come through the door. When he did, he looked me right in the eyes. The look Ken gave me was one of pure rage. As soon he came towards me, I threw the powder at his face and ran for my life.


A/N So I wrote this three days ago and I might need someone to spray me with holy water for doing so. Nonetheless, I hope you all enjoy it! ^_^