Hi! This is torystory93, and this is the start of a story my little brother wanted to write. He's reading ASOUE right now, and he is really enjoying it. He's nine years old, so there will be some spelling and grammar errors. He hopes you enjoy his parody!

The Baudelaire Orphans were a quite Unlucky family including their masterful parents. The oldest Baudelaire Violet is a terrible inventor every day she makes an invention that doesn't help their family at all.

The middle Baudeliare Klaus has a reading problem. Every day he reads a book that is 5 pages long It takes him 23 hours and 59 seconds to finish.

The youngest Baudelaire Sunny is a rabid dog that Bites everything she sees.

"Klaus guess what I made!" Violet says.

"What." Klaus says.

" A spiny THINGIY!" Violet yells.

" Violet why are you so dumb!" Klaus yells.

" Yah and you think your so smart Considering you read 5 pages a Day!" Violet yells.

WOOOF!

"OH NO ITS SUNNY!"