Hey guys!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry I've disappeared. My muse has not been working. Like at all. She told me that she had to go help Stephanie finish Midnight Sun. This is my Resorting Fic. Summary: After defeating Lord Olde-Fear-Me-Argh-I-Got-Defeated-By_A-Damn-Baby/Teen, Harry, 17, lives on his own. He comes back to Hogwarts where he has to be resorted. Dumbledore has decided to do this after-well nobody really knows why, he's just his dumble self. Guess where Harry ends up????
Disclaimer: Am I rich? Nope!! Is Harry in my bed? No!! Do I own Harry Potter?? No, I just improve his life.
Slash!!!! Resorting!!!!!! Maybe a little ANGST!! Guess who betrays him??????
Maybe some MPreg. I haven't decided. Sirius is alive. Everyone is alive. Except Lily, Voldie-Pants, James and ummmm Hagrid!! Yeah him. He's dead. Cause I said so. Ced is alive. Maybe I'll write a Carry. *thinks* Nah. It'll be a Drarry. Cause Mrs. BossyPantsMuse is making me.
Chapter One---Here I Am In the Snake Pit
Right after Zabini, Ally was sorted into RAVENCLAW, the professor we all know and hate, stood up.
"Hello. Welcome to another FABULOUS year at our beloved school. Now, I know your stomachs are ready to be filled with yummy things, I have an announcement. 7th yrs, please stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Every one did.
"Now I have decided you shall all be resorted. McGonalgal, please read the list."
Harry felt his stomach hit the floor. Crap, he knew it. That stupid old man!!!!!!!!!
After the Pavartis had been sorted into their respective houses, a"Potter,Harry" made everyone shut their pie holes bout being hungry(:"Honestly, Ronald, Shut up about your digestive system!!!"). Harry stood up, raised his self to his 5'4.5 Ft an 105 pds. And walked up. The hat was placed upon his head and, with out a by-your-leave, Harry Potter was thrown into the pit of snakes, love, protection, and Draco.
End of Chappie 1.
SE will be updated tmrw or Friday. Love u all. Double Chocolate Chip Cookies to all readers. Reveiwers get lava cake