A.N.: Me tokoieye. Me idjit. Fair warning. Me have scissors. Me have sisters. Sister have hair. Sister hair may get shorter any time now. *sister look at Tokoieye all the time.* Sister stupid. Sister write bad stories. Sister name All's Well That Ends Well. Fair warning. Okay, in first fic in new account, I warn: read this fic before other fic because you don't know the horrors within sister. Take look at author profile! It gggggoooooooooooooooooddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm God! If you're religious, haha. Me God!!!!!!!!!! Me go to church!!!!!!!!! Me God!!!!!!!!!! *laughs hysterically* Me God!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this story is a play on my holy vision. It uses HP characters.
Disclaimer: I own the plot. I own nothing else.
One day, this happened: there was this totally pampered...supreme minister of U.S....Giddery Dumbbutt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gid was like, so elitist fascist. He was meeting the supreme minister, Hagrid, of some bummy and rowdy country, but Gid didn't know that it was bummy and rowdy. Gid thought it was exactly like his, because, I mean, how could it not be? So he thought they were gonna have a nice little tea and talk in their elitist fascist voices and the other supreme minister would be totally pampered. He was all dainty, and he thought the other supreme minister would be too. So he went in his ten-block-long limousine and in his dainty and elitist fascist voice Gid said, "Step on it, Shalley." Shalley was Gid's chauffeur.
Anyway, he saw Hagrid in bummy and ripped and oily blue jeans. He was like, "Ugh!" Anyway, Gid thought Hagrid would be elitest fascist attitude. Instead, Hagrid itched his nuts and said, "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh...long car!"
A.N.2: That was my holy vision. I'll explain why it was holy: God is nice, nice things are funny, therefore God is funny. God is holy, that was funny, and therefore, since God is funny and holy, that funny thing was holy.