A/N: This is what happens when you don't sleep for 27 hours straight. Rated for sexual content.

A/N2: Never expected this story would be so popular. Thanks to all of you who reviewed. 09/07/11 – just some editing.

Disclaimer: Don't own

"Okay, Ironhide, so you've got everything under control?"

"Yes, Will. Go and enjoy your party."

"Remember if anything goes wrong…call us. We'll be here as soon as possible."

"Nothing will go wrong. She will be surrounded by Autobots. If she gets sick or something like that, Ratchet is here. If she gets bored with me, the twins will entertain her. If she wants to solve the world food crisis, Optimus is here to help her. No go away…she's in safe hands." With that said and done, Will was practically kicked out of the NEST quarters.

Humans worry too much, Ironhide thought as he was cleaning his cannons. Annabelle was busy playing with Barbie dolls and talking to herself. What on earth could go wrong?

"Can I ask you a question uncle 'Hide?" Annabelle asked looking up from were she was playing.

"Of course" Ironhide replied without looking up from his cannons.

"What's an orgasm?" Too say Ironhide was startled out of his wits would be the understatement of the millennium. The new side door he'd just blown for himself would be evidence to that statement. While he was busy gawking at Annabelle a little voice in the back of his head said "Thank Primus you're the trigger happy one…people would come asking questions in at least an hour, when they think you've cooled down. At least by that time you could have thought about a way to get yourself out of this mess. "

"Annabelle Lennox! Where in the seven galaxies have you heard that word?" The little girl didn't look upset at being yelled at or almost having been blown to kingdom come.

"Two people were talking about it when daddy brought me here. I don't think he heard them speaking."

"Uhm…okay…are you hungry?" Anna knew exactly what Ironhide was trying to do…and she won't let him change the subject.

"No, I already ate at home. So uncle 'Hide what is it?" Ironhide sighed; he knew he was no getting out of this now.

"Anna…an orgasm…is something adults do." He quickly added. "And you're not allowed to do it until you have been married for two years, and you are sure that this 'husband' of yours will stay with you forever."

"Adults? O…so you've done it before."

"NO!" Ironhide yelled…he added quite softly "Only humans do it."

"O okay…what does it taste like? Does it taste like jellybeans?"

"Yes, it tastes exactly like jellybeans." Nobody would have thought it possible but Ironhide's voice actually broke a little when he said that sentence.

"Can I have some jellybeans?"

"Of course sweetie." Ironhide said as he picked up Anna. As they were walking to the kitchen Ironhide could see Wheeljack going to his room to inspect the damage that his cannons had caused. As they reached the kitchen Ironhide heard voices and groaned.

"Oh Primus, not them"

"Yo Anna!"

"Mudflap!" Anna reached out to the red twin, and he took her.

"So, what's our favorite sparkling up to?" Skids asked coming to stand in front of Mudflap.

"Well uncle 'Hide is getting me some jellybeans because he says I'm not old enough for an orgasm."

A person can count the time on his fingers when the twins were so startled that they couldn't speak…this was one of those times.