Nudge Found Pills And She Eated Them!

by spoontheemokid

That grammatical mistake was intended. Nudge finds pills. She pops them. The whole Max Ride house goes upside down! Now it's up to Angel to return sanity to the world! Oh, and the flock are all drug-addicts. Sorry about that. All except for Max and Angel.

Information my dearies! Information!

Uh-Oh! Nudge found pills and eated them (I know that eated isn't actually a word, but it is a spoof, people, a spoof!) oh, and then she gave some to Iggy. And Max. And Fang. And Gazzy. Now it is up to Angel to restore sanity to Max Ride Manor!

Nudge russled around in the cuboard teediously. She was tired of cleaning everything! Mind you, it was a punishment for hacking Max's bebo (You: Max has a bebo? Me: *whistles*) and changing the skin to Angelina Ballerina. Suddelny she drew out an old bottle full of tinsy white pills. Nudge grinned madly. She popped a couple, wondering who they belonged to. Fang, no doubt. Fang! You drug-addict! Nudge was feeling really emo all of a sudden. She started mopeing, "I Hate this world! Waaaaah!" (a/n: Parody. I'm emo.) she strolled through to the living room. Iggy was sitting there lighting a fag (you: wtf? Me: Oooh. And he has a goatee now) Iggy looked up kinda blankly then said "Wtf? I can't even see anything! Why the *bleep* am I looking up!?" Iggy drew on his cigarette, sighing. He had honestly lost it since Ella rejected his propsal (Iggy: *big puppy dog eyes* Ella will you be my wife? Ella: Iggy, you are fourteen. And I'm twelve. We're honestly too young. Iggy: *begins life as a druggy* Ella: But you still eat cool! Ig: ...) Nuge sighed back, then self-harmed, then said, "Iggy, have these pills. I'm soo sad now." Iggy grinned, "Thanks, chuck." he grumbled then popped a few. Suddenly he looked (me: well not looked but you get what I mean) and said, "Wow! I'm so happy, man. I hate fire! And bombs are crap. And I don't like porn." Nude stared at Iggy. Insanity had begun.