"Hey Tails, is it just me, or did Amy suddenly become really hot? Like, I wanted to brush her teeth with my tongue."
"Heh. So what stopped you?"
"I'm afraid she'll freak out and force me to marry her or something, and I'm just not ready for a serious relationship, you know?"
"Yeah, if she notices that you're hooked, she'll try and reel you in as fast as possible."
*sigh* "I used to be able to say that I didn't like her "like that" and have it be the truth but, it's getting harder and harder every time we meet. No pun intended. I guess for now, I'll have to settle for admiring her from afar like some kind of obsessed stalker."
"Oh, the irony."
"I know, right?"
-FIN-