Ezekiel: Ezekiel practices his speech for the Sexist Party. Eva is grumpy. Izzy is still happy. Ezekiel hates the sexist party.
Eva: Eva needs to use the detapoint. Eva loses precious music. Eva is sent to Anger Management class for 30 years. Eva hates Anger Management classes.
Noah: "KNOCK 'EM OUT! THROW 'EM OUT! RAH! RAH!" "WOOHOO! WAY TO THROW THOSE MURDER BALLS! GO TEAM GO!" " A little team effort, people?" "Sports aren't my forte."
Justin: Justin hates fires. Just thinks his face is a talent. Heather hates Justin. Owen likes pie.
Katie: Katie loves Blueberries. Katie thinks Sadie is too fat. Katie is afraid of the rain. Katie is afraid of the final marshmallow of the evening.
Tyler: Tyler is afraid of change. Tyler hates KFC. Tyler hates chickens. Tyler loses to Courtney.
Izzy: Izzy wants to kill Leshawna. Izzy hates the CRMP. Izzy will never be caught alive. Izzy is happy.
Cody: Cody says Barbeque Chips are the king of all Chip flavors. The bear hates Cody. Cody must use the wheelchair. Beth Kills Cody.
Beth: Beth is cursed. Heather is cold. Leshawna hates pineapples. Heather hates Beth.
Sadie: Sadie shoots apples. Chris tells Sadie It's over. Sadie kills Courtney. Courtney thinks Sadie shouldn't eat any more marshmallows.
Courtney: Courtney is uptight. Courtney gives Chris a present. Courtney Barfs. Harold hates Courtney.
Harold: "I LOVED. I LOST. AND I SAW BOOBIES. WHAT MORE COULD A MAN ASK FOR?"
Eva: Eva hates Bridgette. Eva hates Leshawna. Eva hates Heather. Lindsay calls her "Ava".
Trent: Trent hates Heather. Leshawna tells everyone to vote off Trent. Geoff flushes himself down the detapoint. Geoff wins perfume.
Bridgette: Bridgette wants Chef to squirt her. Duncan hates Bridgette. Chris is surprised. Bridgette is the nicest girl ever.
Lindsay: Lindsay still likes Heather. Izzy says Leshawna heavy. Lindsay tells off Heather. Lindsay will miss Owen the most.
DJ: DJ is afraid of change. DJ is afraid of Heather. DJ is afraid of The Killer. DJ is afraid of Horror films.
Izzy: Izzy likes to hunt. Izzy gives Heather a pain in the butt. Izzy smells like smoke. Duncan uses Gwen's toothbrush.
Geoff: Geoff likes Gwen. Geoff wants to savor the taste. Geoff invites Gwen to a party. Gwen doesn't want Geoff to go home.
Leshawna: Sadie wants Leshawna to go to Players Des Losers.
Katie wants Leshawna to go to Players Des Losers.
"NOBODY SAY LESHAWNA!"
"SQUAK! LESHWANA!"
Duncan: Chef hates Duncan. Duncan is Duncan. Owen is not Duncan. Duncan goes home.
Heather: Lindsay is awesome. Heather hates doing dares. Heather's head is shaved. Heather goes home.
Gwen: Gwen is boring. Only Cody, Eva, Trent and Leshawna like Gwen more than Owen. Gwen hates the sun. Gwen doesn't like cupcakes.
Owen: "OWE-HEN! NO! NOT THE CONFESSION CAM!"
Owen likes Brownies.