Disclaimer: I own none of the things in here except the "plots" or lack thereof. Individual disclaimers are in the chapter.

This is the first chapter which isn't really a chapter the story.

This story is just a combination of parodies that bash the different shows that are…bashed in this…story.

First Chapter: Harry Potter

A.N.: This is very short, but we think it's hilarious. If you like Dumbledore and think that he's a great person, then don't read. You have been warned. Please enjoy and R&R.

Second Chapter: Inuyasha

This is just a spoof on the more common fics my cousin and I have found on .

Third Chapter: Naruto

Just read and you'll find out.

Fourth Chapter: Sailor Moon

This is just for S and G!

Fifth Chapter: Yu-Gi-Oh

I hope you don't mind light slashiness.

Others to come if I get enough reviews. Thanks. Bye.