Authors Note, Please Read: Hey Guys! It's been so long since I've written a WFB chapter, and I must say its great to come back to this. It's amazing that since I first started writing WFB and it got popular, so many other Harry Potter on Facebook fanfics have been created. I'm glad that the genre got quite popular lol, but it does kinda suck because now I have so much new competition. But i hope all my true fans from the first WFB come back and enjoy this. I don't know if this sequel will get as popular as the original but I really hope that you guys like it. I will keep writing WFB as long as there are people reading it who like it :D So please read this and leave a REVIEW if your interested in updates.
Wizards Get Facebook:The Sequel
C H A P T E R O N E
Naked In Hogsmeade
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Harry is now Online
Neville is now Online
Draco is now Online
Cho Chang is now Online
Ron is now Online
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Neville: OMG! I cant wait for tonights show!
Cho Chang: I know! Its gonna be awesome :D
Draco: hmmm... idk guys, I think it's problly gonna suck.
Harry: what are u talking about?
Ron: I know draco! What makes u think its gonna suck?
Harry: no, neville, I meant... what are you all talking about? What show?
Cho Chang: we're talking about the facebook awards that fred and george are hosting tonight
Harry: what? Facebook awards, how come no one told me? :o
Neville: Idk, it was all over twitter :/
Harry: oh! No wonder I haven't heard of it! My twitter got confiscated by the ministry after they arrested me for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure last month in hogsmeade :/
Ron: What! Omg harry, u got arrested? how come i'm hearing of this now!
Harry: 'cause I didnt have a twitter to update, so I had no way of contacting anyone
Neville: dude, we sleep in the same room...
Cho Chang: …. and u still had facebook..
Harry: actually, facebook was cancelled, remember? Speaking of witch! How come we're on facebook again?
Draco: Charlie DG sent out a tweet letting everyone know he's making a sequel :/ so I guess u didnt get it 'cause u know... u were nude in hogsmeade...
Ron: yeah, whats up with that by the way? What the hell were u thinking?
Harry: oh lol, its really a funny story lmfao
Cho Chang: please do share with us...
Harry: well, u see.. I was in the hogs head with dumbledore and hagrid, and we were all high on weed 'cause dumbledore was packed with joints, and then hagrid ordered 10 firewiskeys for each of us, and when we were done drinking.. well, I suggested we play strip poker, but the two didn't know how to play so instead that just took all of their clothes off, jumped on a table and started singing mistletoe by Justin Beiber. And I figured I should do that too, so I just took my clothes off, but then Aberforth (the bar keeper) told me to either put my clothes back on or leave because i was making the other customers feel bad because I had a bigger d*ck than them.. and so I left. And then I started poking things with my penis outside and then I walked into Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop and started putting my trunk in people's tea cups and groped a bunch of girls and they didn't like that so Madam Puddifoot started to yell at me, but then dumbledore and hagrid burst in completely nekkid and started jumping on a tables and started singing... and by that time, minsitry officials had arrived and we all got arrested... and as a punishment, the judge in the wizengamot courtroom said he will take away the things that give us social power so he took away dumbledores beard, hagrids mom, and my twitter... so yeah... AND IT WAS THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
Ron: Harry, your a MutherF*cking Prince. Thats what u are, a PRINCE! :D
Neville: we are not worthy *bows low*
Draco:D amn! That sounded soo fun, I wish I was there :)
Cho Chang: you know harry, I REALLY wish I was there ;) *wink *wink
Harry: :D I would've liked that, u sexy piece of chinese pussy :)
Cho Chang: im not a cat, anyway I gtg now. I'll see you guys at the awards tonighit :) bye.
Harry: Bye
Draco: bye :)
Neville: later, alligator c:
Ron: ^ ur so gay neville, … bye cho :)
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Cho Chang is now Offline
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Neville: I think I gtg too :/ bye guys
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Neville is now Offline
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Harry: ok so who's still here?
Draco: me
Ron: and me
Harry: alright, can u guys explain to me what these facebook awards are about?
Ron: well harry, Fred and George came up with the idea of having them, so basically, they just have a bunch of categories with nominees from all of our facebook conversations like 'Funniest Quote' 'Biggest Douchebag' 'Most Heart-Felt Moment' 'Saddest Moment' and a bunch of other stuff...
Harry: sounds cool, am I nominated for anything?
Draco: they dont tell you the nominnees untill the show
Harry: hmm.. well i better win 'Most Handsomest Character'!
Ron: actaully, people say cedric diggory is a favorite for that one right now...
Harry: wtf, thats bullshit!
Draco: I Know! I should totally win that!
Harry: suck my dick draco!
Draco: Gladly! wait... I mean, ew, no!
Ron: lol
Harry: welll this just got really awkward
Draco: yeah... im gonna leave now
Ron: yh, I gtg 2
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Draco is now Offline
Harry is now Offline
Ron is now Offline
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Snape is now Online
Dumbledore is now Online
Hagrid is now Online
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Snape: omggggg! dumbles, what happened to your beard!
Dumbledore: the ministry took it away from me because apparently I was terrorizing little girls in hogsmeade last month.
Snape: were u?
Dumbledore: I honestly have no idea... I was to busy being a BAMF to remeber anything ... :)
Snape: What's a BAMF?
Dumbledore: A BAD-ASS-MUTHER-FUCKER! as Hagrid! he was there with me! :D
Hagrid: rofldm, I'm still kinda hungover and its been like 4 weeks
Snape: rofldm? What does that stand for?
Hagrid: Rolling On the Floor Like Drako Malfoy :)
Snape: lol, thats hillarious
Dumbledore: I dont get iit :/
Hagrid: havent u seen a very potter musical/sequel?
Dumbledore: no, never heard of it
Snape: you disgust me dumbles ….
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Snape is now Offline
Hagrid is now Offline
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Dumbledore: hmmm...
Dumbledore: Forever Alone :(
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