Chaptar Wun.
I am de wurlds gr8est pokimens trayner, if you dnt lyk me u suk cock. Which so kwl cuz I do to. Neways mah name iz Gary Magmar (geddit lyk teh pokimens) Ilpolatzo Fewsha Stewart Oak Ketchum.
BTWs I are not rel8ed to Ash but if I were I wud so ttly fook him cuz he is wai fit and so am I so he would atomatically wanat to fook me.
i's was a walking down das street werring a blak hoody tite pants tat trotly sho off mi pkage whic is totly liek so big u wolf fant nd di neway i was werrinh tite pnats tat totly mad mi hot bunm visble 2 al teh pokiems cuz im totly in2 fukng pokimen nd if u dont lik tat fook of neway i was werring no shit becase i lfeft it wit teh lst preston i fookd'z haus i frogot his nam bcuz i fk lods of ppl
And i had mi fave hat on lyk alwais. It luks jst lyk ashes cuz his ttly hut. I bort it frm moon costumes wick is so ttly awsum.
Subbenly a peecarchu appred frum insyd dis tree. I scremed cuz am ttly camp and bois luv dat. Dis peecarchu was all lyk:
'whi dnt u cum bak to me burrow nd we can hav hut secks.'''' he wiggulled his eyebruws productively.
I gspsed nd was so turned gone. My massive boner so cudnt weight to get bck to da burrow
So I scul fooked him ryt dere.
He ttly enjoyed it.
Subbenly I herd sum1 shoutink mah names.
'Gareh Gareh'
I frew da peecarchu back into da tree and sipped up mah pants.
I looked rund and soar...........
MISTIQUE.