It was a nice day, Spongebob and Patrick were in the gym playing basketball. Except they had a bunch of their own rules. All their rules made the game 300 times more complicated. The only ones that are easy to explain are that you get nine points for slam dunking and five points if someone on the other team goes out of bounds. Their new rules made it go on for hours and hours until Spongebob finally made the game winning shot. The game ended 75 to 19.

Spongebob: Whoa! That game's fun!

Patrick: I know, I just wish there was a way we could play together instead of against eachother.

Spongebob: Yeah me too.

All of a sudden Tommy and Chuckie walked through the doors.

Tommy: Hi Spongebob, hi Patrick.

Chuckie: Hi Spongebob, hi Patrick.

Tommy: What you guys doin'?

Spongebob: We just finished a game of Spongebob1 on 1Patrick.

Tommy: Sounds like fun, can we play?

Patrick: Sure, except it'll have to be called Spongebob and Patirck2 on 2 Tommy and Chuckie.

Chuckie: I don't know Tommy this sounds cinda scary.

Tommy: Chuckie, any game that has a ball in it can't be anything bad.

Some fish dressed in nice clothes came out of nowhere.

That Fish: Hello.

Patrick: Who are you?

That Fish: I am Perch Perkin's brother's daughter's cousin's uncle's father's mother's half brother's father's aunt's cousin's next door neighbor. But you can call me Bert Traffics.

Chuckie: Well Mr. Traffics, wha are you gonna do here?

Bert Traffics: I am here to broadcast this basketball game the four of you are about to play.

Tommy: Oh, so you're like an announcer guy.

Bert Traffics: Yes, but is it ok if we play by regular basketball rules?

Patrick: Why?

Bert Traffics: Because I'm new at this broadcasting thing, and uh... your rules were just a little too much for me.

Spongebob: Ok then.

Tommy, Chuckie, Spongebob, and Patrick then went to the locker room to change into their uniforms. Bert Traffics then turned around and a crowd of thousands of people magically appeared.

Bert Traffics: People, are you ready to rumble?

Crowd: YEAH!

Bert Traffics: Good, because today the most anticipated game of the Nicktoons Basketball season shall we brought to you live!

Crowd: YEAH!

Bert Traffics turned back around.

Bert Traffics: Right after this commercial break.

Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!