Trip to SeaWorld
A/N: Hey! this is my 2nd Naruto humor fic! hope you guys like it! Anyway, thank you again to my Mekkyo; Abie05 for helping me (:
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto and SeaWorld.
It was an ordinary day at the Akatsuki hideout...
OROCHIMARU: (yells monotonly) We're off to the salon! Come Kabuto... carry my shoulder bag.
KABUTO: Hai Orochimaru-sama... (Carries a pink shoulder bag and follows Orochimaru.)
OROCHIMARU: Hey! you guys coming or what!
DEIDARA: yeah yeah. don't tie your tongue in a knot! geez...
SASORI: Itachi-san do you want to come? Kisame?
ITACHI: (Playing Pong infront of the TV) NO, I'm busy...
SASORI: Kisame?
KISAME: (boringly listens to radio) No thanks...
SASORI: Ok, come on everybody. First one who gets to the salon gets a free manicure!
The rest of the Akatsuki gang rushed outside and hopes to get the free manicure Sasori said.
ITACHI: -grumbles- bunch of sissy's... (returns back to his game) Dang it! I can't hit that tiny ball! Bull.
KISAME: (sighs) ...
RADIO DJ: Hey! this is 99.000000000 FM Konoha radio. And it's time to give out 2 tickets to Seaworld California USA!
KISAME: (face lights up and grabs phone quickly)
DJ: Just dial 555-678-910-1112-1314 now and be lucky caller number 13!
KISAME: (Dials number and it rang.)
DJ: and... we have a caller. Hello?
KISAME: Hi! (hyperactive tone)
DJ: CONGRATULATIONS! you're our caller 13! You win two tickets to Seaworld California USA plus a free hotel accomidations courtesy of Luxury star hotel!
KISAME: Oh boy! (smiles)
DJ: now just wait for 15 minutes and a mailman will deliver your tickets and paperwork.
KISAME: Oh boy!
DJ: Once again, Congrats bro! (hangs up)
KISAME: Oh boy! (hangs up too and gets a timer, he set it up for 15 minutes and waited patiently.)
... Ding.
KISAME: Oh boy! (rushes to the door and on cue there was a doorbell.)
Kisame opens door and saw a drunken mailman.
KISAME: Oh boy! (smiles)
MAILMAN: Congra -hic- congrat -hic- congratulations sir, you've just -hic- won the free -hic- SeaWorld trip -hic- (hands out ticket to kisame and the rest of the paperwork)
KISAME: Oh boy! (excitedly grabs prizes)
MAILMAN: yeah... -hic-
Kisame slammed the door on the man's face.
MAILMAN: have a -hic- nice -hic- trip -hic- (leaves)
KISAME: (yells) OH BOY!
ITACHI: Shut the hell up Kisame!
KISAME: (rushes to Itachi) Itachi-san we just won 2 tickets for SeaWorld! isn't that fun?
ITACHI: yeah, fun whatever... Damn it! stupid pong game!
KISAME: Yey! I'm gonna go pack my things now! Wee... (frolics to his room)
ITACHI: Aha! I finally got you. (he blocked in the middle but the ball paused and went up and miss his block.) ARGH! Damn this game!
Itachi went to the Bathroom and flushed the pong game. but the wires were still poking out of the toilet. After that He went to Kisame's room.
ITACHI: So, what were you talking about Sea floor something?
KISAME: No, Itachi-san. It's SeaWorld.
ITACHI: Whatever... So where is it?
KISAME: It's in California USA!
ITACHI: WTF! that far!
KISAME: Yeah! isn't it fun? I guess it's just you and me Itachi-san. The other's are at the Salon... (Smirks)
ITACHI: I'm not going...
KISAME: What? but who will I take? I have two tickets! (sobs) Itachi-san hates meeee! (cries)
ITACHI: Oh come on! you're such a big baby!
KISAME: Waaaahhh! (cries uncontrollably)
ITACHI: for pete's sake Kisame! (glares)
KISAME: Waaaaaaahhh! (cries, his tears coming out like a sprinkler.)
ITACHI: Kisame! Stop it!
KISAME: (cries more. this time he has a mug and fills it with his overflowing tears and he drinks it when it was full and cries on and on...)
ITACHI: for crying out loud! FINE! I'll go with you! geez...
KISAME: (has a giant hand and sucks the thumb.) You will? (happily throws the hand away.)
ITACHI: yeah, just stop blubbering! geezz... you're creeping me out!
KISAME: Yey! (hugs itachi)
ITACHI: you have 3 seconds to let go or else I'm not going...
KISAME: Sorry... (let's go of Itachi.)
ITACHI: That's more like it.
KISAME: Pack your things Itachi-san! We're going to SeaWorld today!
ITACHI: I have a bad feeling that this isn't going to be a great vacation... (sighs)
TBC..
A/N: SO? whatcha guys think? I know what you're thinking... The way Kisame cried was from Spongebob squarepants! It was so funny! Anyway, chapter 2 is coming up next... for the moment PLEASE REVIEW!