A RANDOM ONE SHOT- TWILIGHT
Basically in this fanfiction Bella and Alice discover the wonders of texting… some Edward towards the end… Also, Bella is human here!
Based on me… texting Shannon…
Charters are slightly OOC, but when are they not?
A= Alice
B= Bella
E= Edward
Get it? Got it? Good.
A: What ya doing Bella?
B: Reading fanfiction! I keep squealing like you!
A: You may think you squeal like my, but only I squeal like me! I feel like Carlisle- I've created a monster! You're fixed on fanfiction! I think you love it more then you love Edward!
B: …
B: You didn't create a monster…
A: Heck yeah I did!
B: No, you didn't…. And btw Alice, you're starting to sound like Emmett!
A: What!? No! Wait… How so?
B: Saying "heck yeah…" that was so Em
A: Oh. My. Jasper! (A/N-that's omj for future reference) Ack! He's rubbing off on me!
B: Sorry Alice…
A: As you should be Bella! Heyy…
B: Oh no, Alice, don't say 'heyy' it sounds mischievous…
A: Oh, 'mischievous' am I?
B: Yes, I learned it from Edward
A: Ok… w/e… heyy…
B: Just spit it out Alice!
A: Silly Bella! I can't spit!
B: Alice, seriously! I'm growling!
A: lol, ok… Can we go shop!?! Please Bella!!!
B: Ahh! No, no, and NO!!!
A: Party pooper!
B: Sorry, but no, not gonna happen!
A: Silly Bella!
B: You already called me that!
A: Still… you're coming with me!
B: No, really, I'm not!
A: You're coming, I've seen it
B: Ugh…
A: I'll take you to that disgusting Cinnabun place if you want
B: No thanks… I have a better idea! How 'bout we don't go!
A: Stop being a negative Nelly! You're making the vision shift!
B: Good!
A: Just for that I'm making you go dress shopping at Deb's
B: No! Please don't!
A: And online shopping too!
B: You hate me! I don't wanna go!
A: Edward agrees with me, he thinks you should come
B: What!!! WHY?!?!
-Edward Steals Alice's Phone-
(A/N- all Edward texts are Edward using Alice's phone, no his own)
E: I said you should come if you fell like dying! And I know you have other preferences on how to die…
B: Too true…
E: What are you doing love?
B: Reading fanfiction…
A: That's how this whole thing started Bella!
E: I'm confused!
B: As you often are…
E: Only when talking to you and Alice!
B: Yeah well… WE'RE SPECIAL!
E: Too true, love…
A: EDWARD! ATOP STEALING MY PHONE!
E: Why would you send Bella a text telling me to stop stealing your phone?
A: -silence-
E: I thought so…
B: You guys are so weird!
A/E: We know…
B: So long as you acknowledge it…
A: Bella, your boyfriend…
E: Fiancée
A: You could have just said that to my face Edward… instead of stealing the phone! It's rude… Anyways… Your Fiancée's being a prude!
B: Prude?
E: Alice has been reading Harry Potter- again.
B: Wait… stop… Alice reads!?! Since when?!
A: Bella… I live with Jasper, Carlisle, and Edward… plus I speak 26 languages! Even Rosalie reads… How could I not?
B: Point taken, sorry Alice…
A: Glad to hear it!
B: So you really read Harry Potter?
A: I watch the movies too!
E: Alice your battery is about to die…
A: Oh, yeah it only has 1 minute left… I'll talk to you later Bella, we can talk about Harry Potter too!
B: I'll pass on the last part, but I'll call your house phone later! See you tonight Edward!
A: Bye Bells!
E: Bye love!
B: Bye guys, love you both too!
© Beverly Johnsegn 2009
Special thanks to Shannon for having a version of this conversation with me! =]