(Anakin's point of view, on Naboo)
Finally I was allowed to get off that podium in front of all those people. The very thought of all those creeps staring at me gives me the shudders. I can't wait till I get to the Jedi academy!
(At the temple, still Anakin's POV)
It was partying night at Jedi school,
Everyone was there, it was totally cool
!I was really excited, I almost wet my jeans,
'Cause my best friend Dala was Homecoming Queen!
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon,
Riding the ship with her petal dress on.
Holding this energy ball-thing in her hand,
She looked straight out of Disneyland!
You know, like the boring Star Tours ride?
I mean definitely an E ticket.
The school was cheering,
Everyone was stoked.
I mean it was like the whole order
Was totally spiced or something!
The band was playing "Cantina"
When all of a sudden Obi-wan screamed, "Look out! Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!"
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
Dala's smiling and waving her gun,
Picking off those Gungans one by one.
Oh, Jar Jar's kaadu just blew to bits,
Oh no, Yoda's head just did the splits!
God, my girlfriend's on a shooting spree.
Stop it, Dala, you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did?
Are you having a really bad period?
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
An hour later the clone's arrived,
By then the entire Jedi order had died!
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Nerve gas, Lightsabers, even a blaster!
"Throw down your gun and headdress and come out of the ship!"
Dala didn't listen to what the clone said,
She aimed and fired and now the chancellor's dead!
It's really sad, but kind of a relief,
I mean, we had this debate coming up next week!
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
The clones fired a stunning shot that blew her off the ship
I tried to scream "Ducks!" but it stuck in my throat.
She hit the ground and did a flip,
It was real acrobatic.
But I was crying so hard, I couldn't work my Instamatic.
I ran down to Dala,
I had to find out.
What made her do it?
Why'd she freak out?
I saw the laser had got her right in the ear,
I knew then the end was near . . .
So I ran down, And I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?"
She raised her head, smiled, and said
"I did it *ack* for Olie!"
Olie? Well, like who's Olie?
Answer me, Dala. Who's Olie?
Does anybody here know Olie?
Are you Olie?
There was one guy named Olie,
But he was a total geekHe always had food in his braces
Answer me, Dala. Who's Olie?
Oh God, this is like that movie, A New Hope?
You know, where later you find out Chewie was a rug
But we'll never know who Olie was'Cause, like, she's dead!
Everybody runPlanet Naboo Queen's got a gun
Everybody runPlanet Naboo Queen's got a gun
Finally I was allowed to get off that podium in front of all those people. The very thought of all those creeps staring at me gives me the shudders. I can't wait till I get to the Jedi academy!
(At the temple, still Anakin's POV)
It was partying night at Jedi school,
Everyone was there, it was totally cool
!I was really excited, I almost wet my jeans,
'Cause my best friend Dala was Homecoming Queen!
She looked so pretty in pink chiffon,
Riding the ship with her petal dress on.
Holding this energy ball-thing in her hand,
She looked straight out of Disneyland!
You know, like the boring Star Tours ride?
I mean definitely an E ticket.
The school was cheering,
Everyone was stoked.
I mean it was like the whole order
Was totally spiced or something!
The band was playing "Cantina"
When all of a sudden Obi-wan screamed, "Look out! Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!"
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
Dala's smiling and waving her gun,
Picking off those Gungans one by one.
Oh, Jar Jar's kaadu just blew to bits,
Oh no, Yoda's head just did the splits!
God, my girlfriend's on a shooting spree.
Stop it, Dala, you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did?
Are you having a really bad period?
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
An hour later the clone's arrived,
By then the entire Jedi order had died!
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Nerve gas, Lightsabers, even a blaster!
"Throw down your gun and headdress and come out of the ship!"
Dala didn't listen to what the clone said,
She aimed and fired and now the chancellor's dead!
It's really sad, but kind of a relief,
I mean, we had this debate coming up next week!
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run,
Planet Naboo's Queen's got a gun!
The clones fired a stunning shot that blew her off the ship
I tried to scream "Ducks!" but it stuck in my throat.
She hit the ground and did a flip,
It was real acrobatic.
But I was crying so hard, I couldn't work my Instamatic.
I ran down to Dala,
I had to find out.
What made her do it?
Why'd she freak out?
I saw the laser had got her right in the ear,
I knew then the end was near . . .
So I ran down, And I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?"
She raised her head, smiled, and said
"I did it *ack* for Olie!"
Olie? Well, like who's Olie?
Answer me, Dala. Who's Olie?
Does anybody here know Olie?
Are you Olie?
There was one guy named Olie,
But he was a total geekHe always had food in his braces
Answer me, Dala. Who's Olie?
Oh God, this is like that movie, A New Hope?
You know, where later you find out Chewie was a rug
But we'll never know who Olie was'Cause, like, she's dead!
Everybody runPlanet Naboo Queen's got a gun
Everybody runPlanet Naboo Queen's got a gun