Well, the other day I read a fanfic called AAML Halloween by IsloatedSystem, and I thought it was really good. And I also thought, Ash, Misty and Pikachu helping the kids of South Park save the world from beyond the grave would make a great story. So, this story will take place 1 year after the events of both that fanfic and the game South Park: The Stick of Truth. Because the original fanfic had a low rating, I will have the content in this one toned down from The Stick of Truth.

I do not own Pokemon or South Park

(Poketta, morning, August 23, 2014)

It was morning in the land of Poketta, the only country in the world where you can find Pokemon. It is divided into the states of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos as well as Orre and the Orange Islands.

A TV station in Viridian City was airing a newscast about the one-year anniversary of when Poketta lost two of its most distinguished residents, and a Pokemon who belonged to one of them. The news anchor was wearing a green tuxedo as he reported.

"It has been one year since Ash Ketchum, Misty Waterflower, and Ash's Pikachu left this Earth. The two humans had been turned into vampires and lost the will to live when the Pikachu was murdered, and Ash and Misty dissolved after being exposed to sunlight.

They are all in a better place, but they are still missed, one year later. A scholarship fund has been set up in their names. They have been memorialized in many other ways too. Buildings have been named after them, and songs have been written in memory of them."

The day of their deaths was made an official holiday. Schools and many businesses were closed. Flowers were placed at their graves. Little did everyone know, they were coming back to help save the world from beyond the grave.

(South Park, Colorado, morning, August 23, 2014)

It was also the one-year anniversary of the events surrounding the Stick of Truth. All Hell broke loose upon the existence of the Stick of Truth being revealed. Literally everyone was after it. Elves, the government, Nazi zombies, you name it. When a kid named Douchebag broke wind on Kenny's balls, the Nazi zombie virus was eradicated, and the Stick of Truth was thrown into Stark's Pond.

Cartman was at his house, in his room, looking up information on the internet, when his best friends Stan, Kyle and Kenny entered the room. "Cartman, what are you looking up?" Kyle asked. Cartman showed his friends a Wikipedia article about a major media company.

"Apparently there is this company called Viacom," said Cartman, "and they own a network called Comedy Central, and that channel airs a show called South Park." Kyle said, "South Park? That's the show we're characters on!"

Cartman said, "so that means the rights to our lives are owned by Viacom. You know, we have never watched South Park. Why don't we watch an episode of it?" The four boys decided to watch the first episode of the series, and were shocked at how they looked and acted in 1997.

"Wow, I can't believe what I am seeing," Stan said. "This is what we looked like in 1997? God we looked stupid!"

As they watched more and more episodes of South Park, the boys saw how the show evolved. "I cannot believe how I used to die all the time!" Kenny said. "I even cannot believe I was absent for nearly an entire season!"

When they got to the episode where Stan took a sh*t in the urinal at South Park Elementary, Stan began to say, "wow, I actually did that? I thought this was something Cartman would do."

Cartman said, "oh shut up Stan". Kyle then said, "you know, we are now aware that our lives have been made into a successful TV show. If the rest of South Park knew this, there would be so much chaos. We must keep this between the four of us."

Stan, Cartman and Kenny all agreed. Just as they were starting to take a break from watching South Park, a visitor arrived at Cartman's house. The boys went to the door, and saw a talking Pikachu wearing a Kippah and with eyes similar to the late Ash Ketchum.

"Big brother Kyle! Nice to see you!" the Pikachu said. "Pika! Nice to see you too" Kyle said. "Even Pikachu are becoming Jews? Wow this world is falling apart!" Cartman said, in his usual Jew-bashing way. Pika said, "you're one to talk, fat boy!" Cartman said, "don't call me fat I'm big-boned!"

Kyle told Pika and Cartman to stop. Pika began to speak, "well, I'm here because today is the one-year anniversary of the day I lost my good friends Ash Ketchum and Misty Waterflower, as well as Ash's Pikachu, who I actually came from the same litter as when I was born.

As you may know, I am not a normal Pikachu. Team Rocket captured me one day, and performed experiments on me, in which I was given human-like abilities. As time went on, the experiments became more and more destructive. It became clear what I needed to do.

One night, I decided to escape. I helped a few others escape too, after which we all touched and went our separate ways. I'm just kidding, we didn't touch, it was a song reference." Stan said, "I know that song, it's by Journey." Pika said, "please don't interrupt. When Team Rocket found out, they decided to find me and kill me, and the others that escaped.

As far as I know, the others are still alive, and on the run, going around the world helping others in need, just like I am. Of course, I first decided to settle here in South Park. I decided to go to the first house I saw, which turned out to be yours Kyle. Your family took me in, and I learned all about the Jewish faith.

On the same day I converted to Judaism, I was adopted by the Broflovskis and was officially christened Pika. I mingled with the residents of this fine town for a while, but when I heard Team Rocket possibly might have made it here, I decided to become a Richard Kimble-like character and travel around the world helping others in need. In the process I returned to Kanto and reunited with one of my brothers, who happened to be owned by a fine boy named Ash Ketchum. He had a girlfriend, a beautiful redhead named Misty Waterflower."

Cartman reacted to the news that Misty was a redhead in his bigot ways. "You became friends with a f***ing ginger?"

Pika was exasperated, "Cartman, not all redheads are gingers. And you gotta stop being hateful towards certain groups. Do you realize you are part-ginger yourself? Remember that you are half-brother to Scott Tenorman, as you both have the same father, Jack Tenorman, who I remind you, you murdered along with his wife, and made them in to chili which you made Scott eat. And in killing Jack Tenorman, you caused several of his Denver Broncos teammates to commit suicide because of depression caused by Jack's death. How can you live with yourself knowing you brought on several suicides?"

Cartman said, "I really don't give a fu- er, damn. Now please continue with your story." Pika obliged, "I became close friends with them, and I occasionally returned to hang out with them as I traveled the world, just like I occasionally return to South Park. And by the way, Chinpokomon completely sucks, it is a even worse rip-off of Pokemon than Digimon. I learned one day that Misty had been bitten by the leader of Team Rocket, Giovanni, who was revealed to be a vampire. She became one herself, and began to kill people.

She became a recluse, and after Ash visited her one day, he was followed by Giovanni and his thugs, and after a huge battle, Giovanni was killed, but so was my brother. Misty bit Ash, then both exposed themselves to sunlight, and they too died.

This past year has been really hard on me, but I still help people. With Ash, Misty and my favorite biological brother gone, the Broflovskis and you other three boys are the closest people to me that I have left. And I always cannot stay here very long when I visit, because I do not want to endanger any of you."

Kyle said, "I know how you feel little bro. For several years, Kenny seemed to die once every week, but one time, he died and did not come back for a year. I read online that I was supposed to be dead for a year, but Kenny was chosen instead because he, not me, was the one dying all the time."

Pika began to speak again, "oh by the way, Hitler was a f*bleep*ing piece of sh*bleep*. I'm glad he is dead. I bet you he is in a relationship with Satan like Saddam Hussein once was."

Stan said, "Satan and Saddam were in a homosexual relationship? For real?" Pika said, "yes". Kyle said, "and of course Pika, that story you just told, I've heard part of it several times. Because we always talk about it every time you return to South Park."

Pika said, "but your friends have never heard my story before. I thought they should know. I wanted them to know where I came from. To understand who I am. And of course, Giovanni's death did not spell the end of Team Rocket. The new head of Team Rocket is, Cartman, you are not going to believe this...the new leader of Team Rocket, is Scott Tenorman."

Cartman said, "what?! I knew Scott Tenorman was evil, but I didn't think he was that evil!" Pika said, "yes, I hate Scott now too. But it doesn't make me hate redheads as a result. Misty was a really nice one. Anyway, Team Rocket still intends to find me and kill me."

Kyle began to speak again, "you know Pika, this year marks an anniversary of a significant event here in South Park. Last year, everyone went on this quest to find something called the Stick of Truth. All Hell literally broke loose, people died, buildings were destroyed, but in the end, it was best to throw the Stick of Truth into Stark's Pond."

Pika said, "wow, I have missed a lot." Kyle replied with "yeah, all kinds of crazy stuff happens here in South Park. They *Kyle points up at the sky* are in charge of everything that goes on here. They even killed Kenny so many times, those bastards!"

Cartman said, "remember when a rat launched a website that posted all sorts of embarrassing information about the students of my school?"

Pika said, "well, I'm gonna go back to me and Kyle's house, I need to catch up with my adoptive parents and little brother." Pika left Cartman's house and went back home. Meanwhile, the boys went back to watching more episodes of South Park.

After a while, they decided to break from watching the show, and each of them returned to their homes. Kyle's family was eating a nice dinner, but because it had meat, Pika ate a meatless-version of it, as he is a vegetarian.

Kenny's family had only canned peas to eat, being very poor. Stan and his family had meatloaf. Cartman, well, eat his usual stuff for dinner.

At night, the children of South Park were asleep. Three of them, received dreams that were actually visions, and were real. Stan was dreaming of being in the Kanto town of Pallet. He was wandering around when he encountered someone Pika told was dead.

"Uh, who are you?" Stan asked. "I am Ash Ketchum. I am here to tell you something important." Stan was confused, "I don't get it, you are dead, how can you be in my dream?" Ash explained, "this isn't a dream Stanley. The fate of the world depends on you." Stan wasn't buying it. "I only saved the world last year, how can it need saving again?"

Ash said, "Scott Tenorman must die. He plans on using Team Rocket to rid the world of all non-gingers, except those in Team Rocket. But you cannot do it alone. Since you know nothing about Pokemon Training, you must allow my spirit to possess you. Your friend Kyle and your girlfriend Wendy are receiving similar visions. The rest of your friends will also help out in saving the world, but will not be using Pokemon."

Stan said, "OK, I guess we can work together. I will let you share my body with me. If it means saving the world." Ash said "you will thank me for this, young Stanley."

At Wendy Testaburger's house, she too received a vision, which she also thought was a dream. She was in Cerulean City in Kanto. "Wow, what is this place?" She said. She wandered around the city, before running into a large building. She entered the building, which happened to have an arena for Pokemon battling.

She encountered the spirit of Misty, who began to speak. "Young Wendy, the world depends on you. A great threat has emerged and is threatening everyone who isn't a redhead." Wendy said, "Um, who are you and why are you saying these things to me in my dreams?" Misty said, "this is not a dream, this is real. I am Misty Waterflower. We need to work together. You cannot do this alone. Since I am dead, I am gonna have to possess you so that you can use my Pokemon. Stan and Kyle are getting similar visions."

Wendy said, "what is going on exactly? I cannot fathom what you are saying." Misty said, "it is Scott Tenorman, he has taken over Team Rocket and plans to use Team Rocket to wipe out all non-redheads. Team Rocket has never been this evil before." Wendy said, "oh, alright, I will do it. I hate Scott Tenorman so much."

At Kyle's house, he was also receiving a vision he thought he was a dream. He was in the Viridian Forest. "I don't recognize this forest. Oh wait is that a Pikachu?" He said. He ran over to the Pikachu, who began to speak in a New York Italian accent. "So, if it isn't Kyle Broflovski. Your family adopted my brother Pika, and I have always wanted to meet you. I was killed before I had the chance. But now you need to save the world again."

Kyle said, "what are you talking about?" Pikachu said, "it is Scott Tenorman. He is the new head of Team Rocket. He is planning on using Team Rocket to wipe out all non-redheads. You are a redhead yourself, but you don't want just redheads on Earth, do you?"

Kyle said, "you mean Team Rocket is becoming a Nazi-like organization? Of course I want non-redheads to remain on Earth!" Pikachu said, "but you need help. If you let me possess you, you will gain my powers. You will be able to manipulate electricity, among other neat tricks."

Kyle thought this prospect was an exciting one. "I can be a Pikachu? Oh cool! Possess me away!"

The next morning, the 4th graders all met at the community center. Stan made an important announcement. "Listen up everyone, me, Kyle and Wendy all received visions from the dead."

The other 4th graders all said "oooh". Stan continued, "the ghosts of Ash Ketchum, his Pikachu, and his girlfriend Misty Waterflower appeared to me, Kyle, and Wendy respectively last night. They said a new threat has emerged in this world. And only all of us can stop it."

Butters said, "wow, another quest just like with the Stick of Truth?" Tweek said, "oh my God, oh my God! This is twisted!" The kids were all talking about what this new threat was. Kyle began to speak, and all the other 4th graders stopped speaking.

"You all know Scott Tenorman right? He has taken over Team Rocket, but his real intentions are to rid the world of all non-redheads. He must be stopped!"

Cartman was shocked at the lengths Scott would take to cause considerable trouble. "Scott Tenorman? God, he is such a jerk! We must stop him at all costs!" Wendy told everyone what needed to be done. "Well, Stan, me, and Kyle will have some help from beyond the grave. The souls of Ash, Pikachu and Misty are inside Stan, Kyle and me. They will help us by commanding us to use their Pokemon."

Stan said, "and you all will be helping. You will use your powers and weapons that you gained during the quest for the Stick of Truth, to kill everyone who is involved in Tenorman's plan." Stan then began to speak in Ash's voice (this was really Ash speaking). "You will begin your quest by flying to Seattle. In Seattle, you will go into the KACL building and retrieve the tape that is labeled The First Frasier Crane Show. At the end of the tape, there is a secret message."

Misty began to speak through Wendy. "Team Rocket members have already landed in Seattle. Non-redheads are being killed as we speak. The message at the end of the tape will tell you the secret to wiping out all Team Rocket members in Seattle."

Kyle went back to his house to say goodbye to Pika, and tell him why he was leaving. "Pika, listen, me and the other 4th graders are on a mission now. The ghosts of Ash, Misty and your biological brother are helping us take out Scott Tenorman and Team Rocket. We first have to go to Seattle. From there, we don't know where our journey will take us. Pika, please be safe. You are my favorite brother after Ike. This journey is dangerous. But we all hope to make it back alive."

Pika said, "I knew it would come to this. I always thought Scott Tenorman was such a jerk. But to create a supremacist group, I am shocked. Good luck on your journey. We shall meet again big brother." Ash's Pikachu began to speak through Kyle. (Translation: "Pika, I hope to see you on the other side someday. Good luck with whatever you do too.")

The kids all took a bus to the Denver airport. From there, they boarded a flight to Seattle. The journey of a lifetime had just begun.

TO BE CONTINUED

Well what do you think? I haven't played The Stick of Truth yet, but I will research the attacks used and I will go from there.