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POKEMARIOFAN95 PRESENTS...

A "HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA" & "SUPER SMASH BROS." FANFIC

"LOWEE SHENANIGANS"

North of the realm of Gamindustri lies the nation of Lowee. Under the rule of the CPUs Blanc, Rom, and Ram, this nation prospers as one of the best nations in the whole continent. It's famous for its family-friendly appeal, beautiful white scenery, and memorable cast of characters, who are currently in the Basilicom. Sometimes, they will be pitted in a fighting tournament to see who remains on top. Said tournament is so famous that even places not related to Lowee broadcasts it, and they were even put to game form. And that's what's happening right now.

In the skies above the nation's main city is an arena. From within, a cheering crowd can be heard. They're practically enjoying what's going down in the center of the arena. A man in red attire, blue overalls, a hat that hats an "M" on it, brown shoes, and iconic mustache is fighting against a slightly taller version of himself, with green clothes, a hat with an "L" on it, and slightly different mustache. The jumbotron shows their names: "Mario" and "Luigi". Somewhere within the crowd, a special booth can be seen. In it were the CPUs and their Oracle, Mina, with two giant living gloves next to them on either side. They're known as Master Hand and Crazy Hand, creators of the tournament (aptly named "Super Smash Bros.") and defenders of Lowee.

They were watching the battle unfold (how could the hands watch the match? Psychic powers?), monitoring to see if it all goes well, much like sport officials. The most excited of the bunch was Ram, who was cheering for both fighters and imitating their attacks. It was going smoothly. Until, something happened. And that something caught everyone off-guard.

Mario was returning to the stage after being launched. Luigi decided to end it by jumping and performing a Meteor Smash. Of course, he's scared of heights, so he missed. This gave Mario chance to recover with his Up-B. That is, until Mario's first frame of animation froze. What seems to be the problem? He looked up to see that he uppercutted Luigi...on his unmentionables. Both brothers are frozen in midair. Luigi looked down and realized what happened after reality kicked in. The look on his face tells that he was suffering from an immense amount of pain, tears forming on his eyes. Without the urge to resist anymore, he slowly looked up and screamed in a voice that would make opera women jealous. And so, Mario finished his animation, with damage adding up to 999%, and Luigi was launched upward, losing his last stock. Mario eventually made it back to the stage, but he was trying to process what just happened.

It's not just him, though. EVERYONE who saw this display were trying to get over it. The audience, the CPUs, Mina, the hands, even the TV viewers. These viewers include the rest of the Smashers, who were at the Basilicom, watching the match in a huge HD TV. Their reactions are the same, except for Dr. Mario, who just said "I've should've done that years ago." This comment got "The heck?" looks from the others. King Dedede then said, "What about Ryu?" The martial artist then cringed at the thought. If this ever happened in a fight, this would make his Shoryuken broken beyond repair. "It's so OP, it destroys ALL the games!", as Neptune once said. Opponents must defeat his Shoryuken to stand a chance? Yeah, good luck with that.

Others who know any sort of uppercutting move looked at their fists, then winced at the future outcome. And what about those that knows air kicks, like Zero Suit Samus? Even them got the same reaction. And don't get me started on the swordfighters, since there is a possibilty that they will slice groins in half. Especially Cloud, who owns the biggest and heaviest sword out of all the sword users, which can do quite the amount of damage. Basically, all the Smashers winced at the different results of the outcome, and they're not pretty.

After everyone recovered from the shock, Master Hand was confused. "Um, my lady? Does that count as a win?", he asked. Blanc thought for a moment. "Well, let's count that as a win. I'll fix this later.", she said. And so the right-handed glove announced Mario's victory, even though the situation was still awkward. A few days after the match, the display made headline news. Poor Luigi's in a bed, recovering right now, with his fellow Smashers and Loweeans sending him "Get well" cards and the whatnot. Blanc, her sisters and Mina visited him and gave him their share of gifts, with Rom hugging him at the end their visit (and who doesn't say that was cute?). The other CPUs (with their respective mascots) also saw the poor plumber, sending their gifts as well. Mario even apologized to his bro at one point. Luigi didn't accept it at first because he was mad and embarrassed at the same time, but he made up with Mario afterward. After a few weeks, he's now in tip-top shape and everything's right with the world. Blanc even fixed the system by counting any hits to the groin as normal amounts of damage. Surely, this'll prevent any OP-ness from happening (and any further suffering for those affected).

But what they didn't know is that this is the start of a chain of events so great, it'll only end in hilarity. This is the start of something called...Lowee Shenanigans.