AN: My friend (Silent*Shadow) and I were sugar-high when we ( mostly I ) wrote this. So don't kill us if it's dumb.
Silent*Shadow: 'Cause that would hurt.
Ya, anyway um...yeah that's all I had to say. Please R&R~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day one) by: Takeshi
The company (plus Arwen) were sitting on a log around their campfire. Legolas is playing with a stick in the fire. Arwen is setting up her tent with help from the all inteligent Aragorn.
"Let's you put that thingamabobber into that thingamajigger. And that thingamadoddle, goes over there," he stated reading the directions.
"What?! Aragorn speak english!!!!"
"I am. And I don't know how much more english I can be."
After they FINALLY get Arwen's tent up Aragorn starts putting up the 'guys' tent. But Gandalf got tiered of whatching Aragorn get burried in all the stuff so he used his magical powers and put the tent up perfectly in seconds.
"How come we couldn't do that with Arwen's tent?" Aragorn asked.
"Because, I found that more entertaining."
Suddenly Gimli comes running out of the forest.
"My hand itches!!! My arm itches!!!!! My butt itches!!! I itch all over!!!!!" he screamed.
"Oh, poor widdle fing!!!!" Legolas said laughing histarically. Arwen walked over to Gimli and examined his arm, careful not to touch the rash.
"Um Gimli, you have poison ivy," she told him.
"Oh," Gimli said, then he waddled off to examine Aragorn's work on the tents.
That night they all piled into their respectful tents. In the boys tent (if you wanna call them boys) they decided to make Aragorn sleep in the way back, because they didn't trust him to sleep in the front, (ya never know what he might do). The order from back to front was: Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Sam, Boromir, and finally Legolas.
Arwen sat in her tent trying to decide where she was going to put her stuff. Finally, she decided to put her pillow on the upper left-hand corner, her sleeping-bag in the lower right-hand corner and all of her other stuff smack dab in the middle.
Sam sat outside, playing with the fire. Everyone else had gone to bed, even Legolas, which was a big surprise. All of the sudden he sneezed, his snot flew into the fire. It instantly ignited.
"Cool!" he said, and started blowing his snot into the fire, which in turn began to grow bigger and bigger.
The light continued to grow in the tent. Legolas groggily opened his eyes.
"What? Is it morning already?" he asked dazzed.
"No," Gandalf answered, he had been awake the whole time," Sam's done something with the fire. Go find out what it is and make him stop." Legolas got out of the tent. The fire was rising high above the trees.
"Fire!!!!" Legolas screamed, he dropped to the ground and started rolling around," Stop! Drop! And Roll!"
"Legolas!" Sam yelled at him, "That's only if you're on fire."
"Oh, I knew that. So what did ya do ta make this so big?"
"I sneezed. And then I tried to find some water, but all I found was this bucket of gasoline. So I poured that on instead."
"Oh, well hurry up and put it out, we're trying to sleep in there." Legolas lumbered back into the tent, and wiggled into his sleeping bag.
Sam looked around trying to find something to put the fire out with. Suddenly, he noticed a gaint board. Sam picked it up with some trouble and leaned it against the door of the tent.
"There, now the light won't bother them."
All was quiet in the tent. Then there was a (I'm no sure how exactically to descirbe this but I'll do my best) *Snore, squeel, snort, snort, sigh* Aragorn rolled over and looked at Gandalf. Again *Snore, squeel, snort, snort, sigh* He rolled over again and covered his head with his pillow. *Snore, squeel, snort, snort, sigh*
"Would somebody shut him up?!" yelled Bormir's voice shouted. Aragorn shut Gandalf's mouth, and Gandalf in turn started snoring through his nose.
"Why don't we close his nose too?" Legolas asked.
"No, that would be murder," Bormir replied.
to be continued......
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Sorry this part was short, but it was a short day. They only got to the campsite at 9:00 and ya can't do much then so they'll do all the fun stuff the rest of the time they're there. Please review. ~ Takeshi
Silent*Shadow: 'Cause that would hurt.
Ya, anyway um...yeah that's all I had to say. Please R&R~ Takeshi
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LOTR CHARACTERS!!!!!
The Camping Trip (Day one) by: Takeshi
The company (plus Arwen) were sitting on a log around their campfire. Legolas is playing with a stick in the fire. Arwen is setting up her tent with help from the all inteligent Aragorn.
"Let's you put that thingamabobber into that thingamajigger. And that thingamadoddle, goes over there," he stated reading the directions.
"What?! Aragorn speak english!!!!"
"I am. And I don't know how much more english I can be."
After they FINALLY get Arwen's tent up Aragorn starts putting up the 'guys' tent. But Gandalf got tiered of whatching Aragorn get burried in all the stuff so he used his magical powers and put the tent up perfectly in seconds.
"How come we couldn't do that with Arwen's tent?" Aragorn asked.
"Because, I found that more entertaining."
Suddenly Gimli comes running out of the forest.
"My hand itches!!! My arm itches!!!!! My butt itches!!! I itch all over!!!!!" he screamed.
"Oh, poor widdle fing!!!!" Legolas said laughing histarically. Arwen walked over to Gimli and examined his arm, careful not to touch the rash.
"Um Gimli, you have poison ivy," she told him.
"Oh," Gimli said, then he waddled off to examine Aragorn's work on the tents.
That night they all piled into their respectful tents. In the boys tent (if you wanna call them boys) they decided to make Aragorn sleep in the way back, because they didn't trust him to sleep in the front, (ya never know what he might do). The order from back to front was: Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Sam, Boromir, and finally Legolas.
Arwen sat in her tent trying to decide where she was going to put her stuff. Finally, she decided to put her pillow on the upper left-hand corner, her sleeping-bag in the lower right-hand corner and all of her other stuff smack dab in the middle.
Sam sat outside, playing with the fire. Everyone else had gone to bed, even Legolas, which was a big surprise. All of the sudden he sneezed, his snot flew into the fire. It instantly ignited.
"Cool!" he said, and started blowing his snot into the fire, which in turn began to grow bigger and bigger.
The light continued to grow in the tent. Legolas groggily opened his eyes.
"What? Is it morning already?" he asked dazzed.
"No," Gandalf answered, he had been awake the whole time," Sam's done something with the fire. Go find out what it is and make him stop." Legolas got out of the tent. The fire was rising high above the trees.
"Fire!!!!" Legolas screamed, he dropped to the ground and started rolling around," Stop! Drop! And Roll!"
"Legolas!" Sam yelled at him, "That's only if you're on fire."
"Oh, I knew that. So what did ya do ta make this so big?"
"I sneezed. And then I tried to find some water, but all I found was this bucket of gasoline. So I poured that on instead."
"Oh, well hurry up and put it out, we're trying to sleep in there." Legolas lumbered back into the tent, and wiggled into his sleeping bag.
Sam looked around trying to find something to put the fire out with. Suddenly, he noticed a gaint board. Sam picked it up with some trouble and leaned it against the door of the tent.
"There, now the light won't bother them."
All was quiet in the tent. Then there was a (I'm no sure how exactically to descirbe this but I'll do my best) *Snore, squeel, snort, snort, sigh* Aragorn rolled over and looked at Gandalf. Again *Snore, squeel, snort, snort, sigh* He rolled over again and covered his head with his pillow. *Snore, squeel, snort, snort, sigh*
"Would somebody shut him up?!" yelled Bormir's voice shouted. Aragorn shut Gandalf's mouth, and Gandalf in turn started snoring through his nose.
"Why don't we close his nose too?" Legolas asked.
"No, that would be murder," Bormir replied.
to be continued......
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Sorry this part was short, but it was a short day. They only got to the campsite at 9:00 and ya can't do much then so they'll do all the fun stuff the rest of the time they're there. Please review. ~ Takeshi