A Bloody Discovery
It was an average day on the beach, the sun was shining, the birds were singing there wonderful songs, the sea lulling the night animals and Pokémon to sleep, the sand was cool to the touch, when we fall upon our hero, Fireblast Blaziken. He was taking his early morning stroll when he found a nearly ruined section of parchment. He cautiously lifted it when to his horror there was a skeleton of some poor Pokémon still gripping it. Just then, an insidious shriek ripped through the air. Snapping his head towards the owner of the voice, he fell face to face with Hydra Blastoise.
"What the hell is that!?" screamed Hydra Blastoise shaking in terror.
"A skeleton I think." said Fireblast.
As he mentioned the skeleton, it dissolved to dust. The two stared at each other openmouthed. Fireblast then took the initiative and unrolled the unruly curled up scroll.
"It's a map!"
"Where does it lead to?" shivered Hydra.
"I don't know."
"Why pray tell not?" questioned Hydra with horrified curiosity
"The other half is missing... "
"Don't say it like that. You're freaking me out… again."
"You're acting like a newborn hatchling."
"It was a bloody skeleton! A bloody skeleton holding a bloody map to bloody who knows where! "
"What's with all the yelling?" a voice inquired.
"Hey Crunch... we're just talking." replied Fireblast
"More like yelling," said Crunch "what's going on?"
"He found a bloody skeleton holding a bloody map!" screamed Hydra
"And?"
"Hello! IT WAS A SKELETON!"