So here's the first carol. A parody of the song Here Comes Santa Claus.
I swear, I had too much fun with this one. This is probably what they sing as hymns at a black mass.
Here comes Satan, here comes Satan
right down apocalypse lane
Ruby and Lilith, and all his demons
breaking the seals
blood is spilling, Croatian spreading
all is gloomy and dead
so load the Colt and say your prayers
cuz Luci's coming tonight
Here comes Satan, here comes Satan
right down apocalypse lane
he's got the help of three horsemen
to start the apocalypse
hear those people screaming in terror
oh, what a terrible sound
so jump in bed and cover your head
cuz luci's coming tonight
Here comes Satan, here comes Satan
right down apocalypse lane
he doesn't care if you're demon or human
he'll kill you all the same
Satan thinks that we're all just apes
so he wants to kill us all
so fill your head with fear and dread
cuz Luci's coming tonight
Here comes Satan, here comes Satan
right down apocalypse lane
he'll come around when the last seal breaks
and the Cage doors spring open
a painful death will come to all
if we just follow the blood
so let's all curse the bad luck we have
that luci's coming tonight