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Hello again, seems like it's been a long time since I've written anything. So yeah...this is nothing but a bunch of short one-shots that in no way have anything in common, except the ship. So each chapter has nothing to do with the one before it. Just thought I'd let you all know.

The sun was bright, as the students of Hogwarts lay out by the lake. It was Saturday and school was almost out for the summer. The students were laughing as the giant squid waved at them from the middle of the lake. Many had found themselves in the water, splashing each other. And in the lake were Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.

They had come down to the lake in hopes of finding Hermione Granger, who they had found sitting by a tree in a circle of books. Both boys had sighed. It really hadn't surprised them to find her like that. They had both tried to get her into the water, but so far had failed. Giving it up, they both jumped into the cold water. It was at that moment when the person who would get Hermione in the water, approached her.

A shadow was cast upon the open book that Hermione was reading. She knew who it was without looking up.

"What do you want Malfoy?" She asked her eyes never left the page she was reading.

"I have a feeling that you already know Granger." He smirked, looking down at her.

"Not now Draco, I'm busy." Hermione turned to her parchment and wrote a quick note before turning the page in her book.

"You're always busy women!" He pouted and leaned down closer to her.

"I'm not listening or looking by the way." She rolled her eyes. He really was a baby.

"'Mione, please? For me?" His eyes were large and round as he gave her a puppy dog pout.

"Fine!" Hermione turned to him and gave him a quick kiss on the lips.

"Happy?" She asked him, sighing.

"No."

"Wha…" With that he picked her up and carried her to the lake, then dropped her in.

It was on this bright, sunny day, which the rest of the school found out that Draco and Hermione had been dating for over a year now. You could say that this seems very wrong and far from being close to the truth, but then you'd be lying.