A/N WELL, SINCE I LOVE SONGFICS, I THOUGHT I'D WRITE A SONG PARODY FIC. THIS GOES TO THE TUNE OF "TEENAGE DIRTBAG" BY WHEETUS. IT'S REMUS SINGING TO HIS GIRLFRIEND; I SUPPOSE. THE REAL LYRICS TO THE SONG ARE AT THE BOTTOM, BELOW THE LINE. WELL, I THINK IT'S FUNNY AT LEAST.... AND YES, I LISTENED TO IT AND LIP-SYNCHED ALONG TO THE REAL WORDS; IT DOES FIT!
HAIRY WEREWOLF (by me; Vampy01)
My life is like hell
I've tried every spell that I know
But there is no help
This thing has no antidote.
I love you my dear,
But please hear me clear
I think you should know who I am,
Before I bite off your hand or eat you
Cos I'm just a hairy werewolf, baby
Yeah, I'm just a hairy werewolf baby,
Come howl at the moont this Tuesday, baby, with me
Oooo, oo-oooo,oooooooo
You're leaving the room
I guess that I told you too soon
I shouldn't feel strange;
Happenes to me every day
I guess this is goodbye
I can't help but cry
Now that you know what I am
You don't want me to be your man anymore
Cos I'm just a hairy werewolf, baby
Yeah, I'm just a hairy werewolf baby,
Come howl at the moon this Tuesday, baby, with me
Oooo, oo-oooo,oooooooo
Ooo, yeah, too bad,
My flea bites are really itchin'
Ooo yeah, too bad,
I wish some girl would finally listen
Man, I'm feelin' old
These late nights can turn you gray
But who's that cute girl,
That's walking my way?
This must be fake;
My lip starts to shake.
She says that she knows what I am
But she doesn't give a damn about it
(Girl:) "I love to dance in the moonlight, baby,
Come howl with me Tuesday,
Don't say maybe
I'm just a hairy werewolf, baby; like you
Ooo, yeah, too bad,
My flea bites are really itchin'
Ooo yeah, not bad,
Found a girl who finally listens
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TEENAGE DIRTBAG (the real lyrics)
Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In keds and two socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
(Chorus) Cos I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, yeah
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Oooo, oo-oooo,oooooooo
Her boyfriend's a dick,
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
He drives an I-ROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me.
(Chorus)
Oooooh yeah, dirtbag,
No she doesn't know what she's missing
(repeat)
Man, I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and Behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fake,
My lip starts to shake
But how does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
(Noel:) "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby,
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby, like you.
Oooooh yeah, dirtbag,
No she doesn't know what she's missing
(repeat)
A/N YOU LIKE IT? COS I WANNA WRITE MORE. I NEED YOUR INPUT, THOUGH. TRUE, I'LL PROBABLY WRITE MORE NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, BUT IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE SUGGESTIONS.
HAIRY WEREWOLF (by me; Vampy01)
My life is like hell
I've tried every spell that I know
But there is no help
This thing has no antidote.
I love you my dear,
But please hear me clear
I think you should know who I am,
Before I bite off your hand or eat you
Cos I'm just a hairy werewolf, baby
Yeah, I'm just a hairy werewolf baby,
Come howl at the moont this Tuesday, baby, with me
Oooo, oo-oooo,oooooooo
You're leaving the room
I guess that I told you too soon
I shouldn't feel strange;
Happenes to me every day
I guess this is goodbye
I can't help but cry
Now that you know what I am
You don't want me to be your man anymore
Cos I'm just a hairy werewolf, baby
Yeah, I'm just a hairy werewolf baby,
Come howl at the moon this Tuesday, baby, with me
Oooo, oo-oooo,oooooooo
Ooo, yeah, too bad,
My flea bites are really itchin'
Ooo yeah, too bad,
I wish some girl would finally listen
Man, I'm feelin' old
These late nights can turn you gray
But who's that cute girl,
That's walking my way?
This must be fake;
My lip starts to shake.
She says that she knows what I am
But she doesn't give a damn about it
(Girl:) "I love to dance in the moonlight, baby,
Come howl with me Tuesday,
Don't say maybe
I'm just a hairy werewolf, baby; like you
Ooo, yeah, too bad,
My flea bites are really itchin'
Ooo yeah, not bad,
Found a girl who finally listens
_______________________________________________________
TEENAGE DIRTBAG (the real lyrics)
Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In keds and two socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
(Chorus) Cos I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, yeah
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Oooo, oo-oooo,oooooooo
Her boyfriend's a dick,
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
He drives an I-ROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me.
(Chorus)
Oooooh yeah, dirtbag,
No she doesn't know what she's missing
(repeat)
Man, I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and Behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fake,
My lip starts to shake
But how does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
(Noel:) "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby,
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby, like you.
Oooooh yeah, dirtbag,
No she doesn't know what she's missing
(repeat)
A/N YOU LIKE IT? COS I WANNA WRITE MORE. I NEED YOUR INPUT, THOUGH. TRUE, I'LL PROBABLY WRITE MORE NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, BUT IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE SUGGESTIONS.