"Do you hear something?" Harry asked, sitting next to Hermione as they worked on homework. Charging footsteps grew louder and closer to the common room. "Oh no..." Hermione said. "Ron."
And just as Hermione said, Ron crashed into the room, flipping on to a sofa. He turned over, rolling onto the floor. He shot up, making Hermione jump.
"Guess what!" Ron asked, gleaming with excitment. Everyone stared at Ron, dumbfounded.
Harry started at him blankly. "What...?"
"Did you know..." Ron started to grin, his smile reaching from ear to ear.
"...go on..." Hermione said, waiting to see if this was going to be an 'inelligant statement'.
"You open bananas the wrong way?"
Hermione sat there with her mouth open. "Pardon?"
"You seriously need help mate..." Harry said, edging closer to Hermione. "Lets get you to the nurse. Now."
"NO really! The stem part at the top is really the bottom! You hold that part like a handle! And you just pinch the other end and it OPENS!" Ron jumped up and down on top of the sofa. He hopped off and took out a banana, deminstrating his explanation.
"Did you learn that from a monkey or something?" Hermione asked in sarcasm.
Ron got quiet and scrached his head. "...maybe..."
:P
A/N: Usually we don't write such idiotic fics...I was bored. Most of the credit goes to my dad, who walked into the kitchen and said "Annie...your opening that banana the wrong way." At first, I though 'Okay, dad has finally lost it' After explaining to me what he read in some magazine...I threw the biggest laughing fit ever. Its funny, monkeys really do eat bananas like that...maybe not all, but you get my point. And if its not true...blame my father for lieing to me! heh heh... And though I can't really beleive I'm saying this...bit it is easier to eat bananas that way...
-Annie