Unsolved Mysteries: Solved
AN2: As we were watching the show on television, we came up with a great idea. What if the explenations to all the problems in the book had to do with Harry Potter? Hermione, watching the show, saw things the regular muggle eye could not.
Hermione: Yay! Finally, a television network for woman and not just for men.
Mrs.Granger: I know, hun, and they have such good shows, every week theirs a movie about a girl being beaten up by her lover, son or father. But right now, let's watch this thing. It's called Unsolved Mysteries. Betcha I can solve them.
Hermione: Oh mum, it's not a solve-it murder mystery thing, well, just watch it.
Announcer: This is Unsolved Mysteries.
Mrs.Granger: Oh, this is sooo exciting, watching american television.
Announcer: One of tonight's stories, a girl was walking through the park when all of a sudden, she faints she doesn't know who she is, where she's from, or what she's doing. We managed to catch her fainting from the parks security camera.
(Sees a man with blond hair go up to her and cast a spell on her)
Hermione: What in the bloody hell, mum, did you see that?
Mrs. Granger: I know, how she just fainted all of a sudden, isn't it queer? (has a different meaning in England than in U.S)
Hermione: (thinking) Say, that guy looks familiar, OMG, it's dreamboat, I mean, Gilderoy Lockheart.
Announcer: It appears she was carrying many mysterious items. For instance, a carved stick, a gigantic black bowl, and tons of books with nothing written on them. Someone knows who this girl is, and wants to keep it a secret.
Hermione: I wonder what she did? Did she kill a banshee? Voyage with a vampire? Or even Tangle with a troll?
Announcer: Our next story features a man, whose wife mysteriously dissapeared in a Las Vegas Casino.
Man: I dropped my wife off here and she just dissapeared.
Announcer: Let's look at the video shall we.
(On the video, the wife goes in, pulls out her wand and vanishes)
Hermione: Mum, did you see that?
Mrs. Granger: See what, that guy lie about not killing his wife.
Hermione: (to herself) Must have dissaparated. Poor people are in jail because magic isn't being exposed to muggles.
Announcer: Our final story... The Riddle family, of 3 people, die instantly with no medical reason. We have that on tape too, thanks to an anonymous person.
Voldemort: (Somewhere on earth) Hahahahahaha!
Announcer: Let's show the tape.
(Shows a large snake coming in and staring at staring at the Riddles)
Hermione: A basilisk, mum cover your eyes!
Mrs. Granger: Awww, scared Mione, here, mum has you in her arms.
Hermione: Mum, that giant snake could kill you.
Announcer: This has been unsloved mysteries, good night.
Mrs. Granger: That's it Hermione, tommorrow we're gonna go to the insane asylum.
AN2: As we were watching the show on television, we came up with a great idea. What if the explenations to all the problems in the book had to do with Harry Potter? Hermione, watching the show, saw things the regular muggle eye could not.
Hermione: Yay! Finally, a television network for woman and not just for men.
Mrs.Granger: I know, hun, and they have such good shows, every week theirs a movie about a girl being beaten up by her lover, son or father. But right now, let's watch this thing. It's called Unsolved Mysteries. Betcha I can solve them.
Hermione: Oh mum, it's not a solve-it murder mystery thing, well, just watch it.
Announcer: This is Unsolved Mysteries.
Mrs.Granger: Oh, this is sooo exciting, watching american television.
Announcer: One of tonight's stories, a girl was walking through the park when all of a sudden, she faints she doesn't know who she is, where she's from, or what she's doing. We managed to catch her fainting from the parks security camera.
(Sees a man with blond hair go up to her and cast a spell on her)
Hermione: What in the bloody hell, mum, did you see that?
Mrs. Granger: I know, how she just fainted all of a sudden, isn't it queer? (has a different meaning in England than in U.S)
Hermione: (thinking) Say, that guy looks familiar, OMG, it's dreamboat, I mean, Gilderoy Lockheart.
Announcer: It appears she was carrying many mysterious items. For instance, a carved stick, a gigantic black bowl, and tons of books with nothing written on them. Someone knows who this girl is, and wants to keep it a secret.
Hermione: I wonder what she did? Did she kill a banshee? Voyage with a vampire? Or even Tangle with a troll?
Announcer: Our next story features a man, whose wife mysteriously dissapeared in a Las Vegas Casino.
Man: I dropped my wife off here and she just dissapeared.
Announcer: Let's look at the video shall we.
(On the video, the wife goes in, pulls out her wand and vanishes)
Hermione: Mum, did you see that?
Mrs. Granger: See what, that guy lie about not killing his wife.
Hermione: (to herself) Must have dissaparated. Poor people are in jail because magic isn't being exposed to muggles.
Announcer: Our final story... The Riddle family, of 3 people, die instantly with no medical reason. We have that on tape too, thanks to an anonymous person.
Voldemort: (Somewhere on earth) Hahahahahaha!
Announcer: Let's show the tape.
(Shows a large snake coming in and staring at staring at the Riddles)
Hermione: A basilisk, mum cover your eyes!
Mrs. Granger: Awww, scared Mione, here, mum has you in her arms.
Hermione: Mum, that giant snake could kill you.
Announcer: This has been unsloved mysteries, good night.
Mrs. Granger: That's it Hermione, tommorrow we're gonna go to the insane asylum.