FINALLY FIXED THE PROBLEM!
*SLAMS LAPTOP ON GROUND* Ah , man... you have no idea how good that felt...
So anyway, so sorry for the confusion, but I guess Google Docs isn't the best when copying and pasting your story onto Fanfiction. Well, someone told me at some point that "interactive fics are illegal"? So pretty please tell me that I am actually doing something illegal since you all can read it now.
Also critics, comment if you don't mind! I'm a bit (more like really) rusty and I really could use the punch in the face when it comes to my writing.
Again, I apologize for the confusion and hope that this never ever happens again! Thank you and enjoy the story!
Stupid Google Docs...
To Meet Your Favorite Characters
Chapter 1: First Impressions
"Hurry kids, hurry!" Grunkle Stan shouted at his workers who made forts out of anything that they could find in front of the shack. It was a beautiful sunny day with not a cloud in the sky and luckily it wasn't too hot like it normally is. Despite that everyone was sweating and working hard to defend their posts.
Wendy was loaded with a water gun, behind the plastic totem pole with two trash cans tied on it, leaving at least a foot wide space in between for shooting; Dipper and Mabel were hiding behind the trees with a box of water balloons full of goat pee; Soos was preparing traps in the shop and Stan stood on the roof with a megaphone and fireworks prepped and aimed for firing.
"And don't forget the dung trap!" He commanded as Soos got the manure filled bucket on the top of the door that was just opened ajar.
Once it was set he climbed up the ladder to the roof with a question and asked, "Uh, Mr. Pines... Why are we doing this again?" The old man facepalmed himself at the idiotic question and explained.
"It's the day that loony fans of Gravity Falls come and attack us!"
Still puzzled he continued to ask more questions, "So... Why are we preparing for war?"
"These people are resilient!" He paced to the left and right, "They'll do anything to make their fantasies real!"
"Don't you remember when that pigtail girl came and..." Mabel shouted out but stopped and shuddered at the thought, not continuing the sentence. Despite how far away she was, Soos could see the horror on her face. "Please don't remind me..." Dipper shook as well.
As for Soos...well, nothing bad hasn't happened yet, sure there are fanfictions about him but no one tried making him do anything...yet…
"And you might be next too." Stan stopped his tracks and pointed at him with a rolled up newspaper. "Now get to work!" He yelled and his employee immediately obeyed when a sudden harsh gush of wind blew over the shack as the wind chimes rung in the air all around the building like warning bells. "They're coming!" Dipper squeaked, everyone shuffled to their positions and waited for the arrival.
He scouted quite a few yards ahead to see a short, chubby, brunette girl with wavy hair that reached to her back. She wore blue jean shorts,a black T-shirt of illustration of the crescent moon and carried in her shoulder was a tan messenger bag with emblem of blue and white wings. The girl was slowly on her way to the Mystery Shack.
When he saw her, there was a hint of mysterious nostalgia that ached his chest, like he has seen her once before. Dipper silently and snuck back to his sister with the balloons. "Did you see them?" Mabel asked behind the bushes. He nodded, "Though she seems normal compared to the last few that came here..."
"What? Dipper, come on, they are all crazy!"
"What if she's just like us?"
The sweater girl glared at him and muttered, "What about Jessica, huh? Was she normal? Don't you remember what she made us do!?" Her eyes twitched uncontrollably and her hands clenched tightly into shaky fists. He raised up his hands like he was surrendering and took a step back.
"Okay, okay Mabel I see your point." Her brother tried to calm her down, but to no avail. It seemed odd that for this moment of time, their roles seemed to have changed. He wants to give this new person a chance while his very trusting sibling thinks otherwise.
"The last few times we were lucky, but those monsters tore through our poop machine guns and pee baths like they were nothing!" She grabbed a water balloon and stared intently at the road with a twitching left eye.
Dipper sighed at how ridiculous this has become and suggested, "You know...hasn't this gone too far?"
"You can never go too far when protecting yourself." It was official, Mabel had completely lost herself. It wasn't a surprise either, ever since readers, writers, and ultra fans had arrived it has become utter chaos. At first it just seemed innocent enough to hangout with them, but it became worse when they wanted them to do things like...
I'll just let you fill in the blanks...
"Quiet! Here she comes!" The teen walked down the path and into view. She stops for a second and stares at the Mystery Shack and grins happily at the dream come true. Excited and ignorant, she jogged up to the building when she was suddenly hit by a strong force of a water gun.
"Ah!" She yelped in surprise, her whole person was soaking wet.
"Take that!" Wendy called out as the fireworks were lit. The old Pines aimed them right at her, but they all ultimately swerved past and around her. "This'll teach you to mess with my family!" The girl was about to turn around when her back was bombarded with smelly water balloons.
"I hope you like goat pee!" The twins (mostly Mabel) yelled and kept on throwing countless amounts of them. Helpless the brunette ran inside and was about to ask, "What is go-?!" Just when the bucket of manure landed her and she froze. There was a long pause before she took off the bucket and attempted to remove the mess off her face.
Soos noticed the long wait and saw the girl getting the feces off. "Um..." He was about to say something when he saw her expression. She stared at the loveable Soos with anger, confusion, and most of all betrayal and sadness.
"Oh geez, dude I'm..." Suddenly the girl threw her bag at him and ran off into uncontrollable sobs. They all stared at her person disappearing behind the trees and bushes in awkward silence when Grunkle Stan broke the ice commenting, "Well, that was easier than I thought..." And climbed down to the store front.
"Though I kind of feel bad." The red head finally came out of her fort and walked around to the front of the entrance of the shack to meet up with everyone else who was also discussing how wrong all this felt. The repairman came out too and added, "You guys should have seen her face..." He had just remembered that he still had her bag in his hands and peeked inside.
"What the..." He took out small gifts with their names. Curiously, the twins and teenager approached Soos.
"What is it?" Mabel saw the presents and took the small glittery box with her name on it. Dipper took the blue box with an orange ribbon tied on top. Wendy grabbed the red one and Soos took the dark green one. Stan eventually joined them and asked, "What the heck are you guys doing? Is that for me?" He took the biggest one that was wrapped in white paper with a black tuxedo folded on.
One by one they began opening their gifts. Mabel got glittery, scented markers you can use to draw on anything, even faces, and a pretty blue necklace with was also sparkly. "Ooo! Shiny!" She exclaimed and clips the necklace around her neck.
Dipper smiled lightly when he opened his and found a headlight and extra small batteries for it. A note was underneath that read: "A little flashlight for your big adventures!" Wendy got cool cuff earrings of two twin dragons and Soos received a multi tool with his face printed on the side.
"Sweet!" He exclaimed, staring at his handsome mug and pose to look exactly like the picture. "Wow, this is so cool!" She quickly took off her earrings to put on the new ones.
"What the...?" Stan ripped open his gift and raised an eyebrow at the new book and read aloud, "101 Ways to Get Rich Quick?" It had a picture of a young man of a red mustang next to two blonde models and surrounded by stacks and stacks of money. He flipped through the pages and several green pieces of paper flew out and fell to the ground. Everyone each picked one up investigated what they thought were real 100 dollar bills.
"Is that Stan?" It was his face handsomely glorified and every way in the middle where the president is supposed to be. On the back is a couch where he is sitting between two beautiful women and surrounded by cash and gold. "Tips to making me rich and money with my face on it?" He sounded incredulous before yelling out : "I love it!"
"She went through all this trouble just for us?" Dipper frowned, realizing this dilemma as everyone looked down in guilt. Soos then noticed another item sticking out of the bag: a folded paper at the bottom of the bag with their names on it. He pulled it out and started unfolding it.
"Hey dudes check this out." The others hovered around him and saw a drawing of all of them together and posing for picture with the stranger in the middle. At the bottom it read in pretty cursive, "Thank you all for everything! With Love, Evelyn"
"What have we done!?" Mabel shouted in deep guilt. Her nostrils was already colored and sparkly from smelling the markers, "We're monsters!"
"Tell me about it." Wendy stated, slumping her shoulders.
"We need to go and apologize to her, now." They all agreed with Dipper and the Pines went into Stan's car and Wendy with Soos and his truck to find her.
By the time Lyn had arrived to town, everyone avoided her like she was the black plague. The townspeople gave her stares of disgust or just ran away when she was approaching them. She smelled like a clogged toilet and she just wanted to find some peace and quiet until she can go home.
The best thing she could find on short notice was a dark alley with a big metal dumpster. It was a good enough place to hide from view of anyone and no one would investigate the smell because of the garbage. Once Evelyn was sitting down behind the dumpster she continued her previous weeps into her knees.
It was nice since no one bothered her for at least five minutes until there were light footsteps walking into the alley. They then stopped in front of her and she could hear them gasp.
"Oh dear! Are you al'ight miss?" Her lip twitched for she could never mistake his accent and voice as she glanced up to the eyes of Gideon.
"What do you want?" She sniffles and croaks before shoving her head back into her knees.
"Aww, poor darlin'! You've must been through something terribl'." He cooed, giving her a white towel- out of no where- to dry herself off.
"Uh, thanks." The filthy teen took the offer and tried wiping off most of the urine. It was stained yellow and brown and it's scent was no different from hers.
"What's your name hun?" He politely asked, taking back the disgusting cloth and setting it aside somewhere on the ground even though she wasn't done with it.
Subconsciously, she answered, "Evelyn." which the short girl regretted later on.
"Well miss Evelyn, why don't I take you to a nice and relaxing spa!" Gideon gave out his hand and she looked at it. The hand was chubby and pale like the rest of his person, he was very pale for a human and the wig made him look even stranger. Gideon was also taller than the cartoons had portrayed him as, yes he was still short, but he was at least three feet tall. Hesitantly, Lyn took his hand.
"Oh, okay..." Despite her mistrust and creepy vibes of the mischievous boy, she really wanted and needed a shower.