Survivor: The Master's Quarters 1: Boys VS Girls
Intro "I Think that's Illegal?"
Suddenly, a man with brown hair, black glasses, a Pokémon shirt, teal jeans, red Sonic shoes, and a bumblebee colored bracelet ran up, furiously chewing pink gum. "Hello, I am your host, Landen, otherwise known as LandenMaster. I will be hosting a show where 18 OCs will get together to play a nice, old fashioned game of Survivor. This season will not have any twists, which includes no immunity idols. Today, I will be introducing our audience to all the contestants, and the contestants to each-other. Oh wait, there is one twist. I have a bad short-term memory. The boys will be facing the girls in a head to head battle of the sexes."
Soon a brown dog dressed in a maroon tuxedo with a top hat and glasses showed up. He looked very pompous and had a big smug look on his face.
Rowdy – Mickey Mouse
"Hello, Rowdy!" Landen shouted out to the dog. "I believe the cool term now stands as hey. So… Hey, Landen." The dog rudely ignored Landen's taps on the shoulders to get a question and walked straight over to the boys mat. "Rowdy, being disrespectful to the host is… well, disrespectful!" The dog rolled his eyes, stomping impatiently on the mat. "Next, please?" he questioned hopefully. Landen shook his head.
"So, what? I gave the guy the old silent treatment. Not like he needs a conversation with the genius that is Rowdy Ruff anyways. Yes, that's my name, Skippy. You can get over it now." Rowdy gave the cameraman a death look as he snickered away.
Next up came a man who looked to be in his teen years, but almost done. He had a big blonde afro, light skin, sunglasses, and a typical navy school outfit. His arms were folded into his sides and he had a look of carelessness on his face as he walked to the host.
Jork – Napoleon Dynamite
"Well, umm…. Hey, Jork! I hope you're not as mean as that Rowdy jerk." Landen laughed quietly. The dog gave him an angry glance. "Oh, what's up, bro? Nothing much. I have just been trying to search for Pedro and such." Landen smiled. "Cool. How do you think you're going to do in the game?" Landen asked, trying not to chew his gum too loud. "Whatever. I brought some weed for my luxury item. I'm going to go get high in the confessional!" Rowdy opened his eyes strangely, then shrugged along with Landen.
"Dude…..like, trees and stuff plus bunnies and jackets equals math." Skippy slowly backed away from the man in the confessional.
Following Jork was a huge gray rabbit with very big and long ears, He had a dark pink underbelly, but his face did not match his body. It was serious and had a sort of confused look on it.
Long John – Sam & Max
"So, Long John. You look a little confused. Why's that?" Landen asked, now looking confused himself as the bunny was supposed to be decently smart. "I can explain anything. I am a genius, after all." Rowdy offered up. Long John shook his head. "Nah. Just, where is everybody?" Landen shook his head yes after Long John said this. "Oh, that. I'm introducing you one by one… must not have sent that email to you that explain what was going to happen when you got there. Well, it's a boy versus girl season. Get on the blue mat!" The bunny shook his head and walked over there.
"I got the email. I just wanted to see how well the host knew his own game. Wanted to see if I'd be able to find loopholes. But even with that iron correct explanation, the kid looks like a little boy. He'll probably succumb to the holes in the game. Right?" Skippy looked like he had no idea what Long John was saying.
The next person to come was a huge human with ginormous muscles. He was wearing a three-leaf clover muffler around his neck. It was very short and only went to his shoulders in height, only going across his neck in length. He also wore boxing gloves, and one piece of underwear, along with shoes, like a wrestler.
Eli – WWE
"Oh dear… you didn't look this intimidating in the audition." Landen shook his head nervously. "What is the man's name, Landen?" Rowdy questioned. The guy snickered. "Bro, I'm Eli! Surprised ya haven't heard of me! I'm the strongest man in the whole world! How about you, do you go with brains or brawns, sniffer?" The dog smacked his face with his paw. "Facepaw!"Jork pointed out. "There's some spirit!" Eli put his entire arm around Jork's shoulders.
"Hello, Skippy! My name's Eli, and I'm a professional wrestler. But I got a question… why were there some animals in the cast?" Skippy explained the situation, but Eli still looked a little confused. Skippy shook it off and dismissed him.
Two birds suddenly flew into the cast at once. One of them was pink with a magenta tail-flipper thing. The other one was dark blue with a Nike-sign for an eye and had black sharp wings.
Denniss –Super Mario World & Wingstruck – Flappy Bird
"Woah! The birdies got here at the same time?" Landen looked amazed and the two birds looked at each other. Denniss looked like a happy little fellow, and Wingstruck looked pretty evil. But they both looked jealous and annoyed with the other. "Umm… I'm going to leave you two alone now. Don't kill each other, or you're out?"… Landen shivered in fear.
"That birdie…" Denniss said angrily.
"Better not come into my pipes or I be flapping my face straight up in his face. I will kill that bird with the most evil blows in the history of bird fights. This little guy better watch out." Wingstruck finished for him, but a little more violently than Denniss was going to.
The next person to come was a purple oval with crazy spiky purple hair, fangs, and some arms and legs. He also had black gloves and overalls. He was a Cyclops with only one eye, surrounded by a huge glasses strap.
Powder – Despicable Me
"Oh hello, Powder! Do you think you'll be triggered?" The cute little minion hopped around, snickering. "Hee hee ha hee ha ha! No no nopity nope!" The minion screamed energetically, hopping around everywhere with the most crazy styles of laughter one has ever heard. "What's with the purple guy, bro?" Eli and Jork said at the same time, then pounded their knuckles together. "Well, the truth is, the minion never completely recovered from the look mutations in the syrum created by El Macho, the evil supervillain. You'd have to watch the movie to understand. The second one, that is." Landen smiled, pointing at the jumping beast.
"So, like, I'm cool! UGH HEE HA HA LA DEE DA FALA BRO HA HA!" The minion imitated the humans by pounding his fist into Skippy's knuckles. "I'm a happy minion, all the good day long!" The smiling little guy sang, trashing the confessional. "Please… stop…" Skippy murmured, exhausted.
The next male to arrive was a lightly tanned skin man who looked about in his early 20s. He had a blue shirt with a pink wrench and some more tools on it and black jeans. He was plastered with a huge smirk.
Edward – Ratchet & Clank
"Before you ask me anything, bro, let me tell these guys everything! My name's Edward, I'm 22, I'm a mechanic, and I help work on Clank's species! I'm very smart, but also a cool ninja. I'm, like, the coolest guy ever. You've never met anybody as cool as Edward, the Mechanic! Who's also a ninja." The guy busted out in epic dance moves and fits of laughter. Eli giggled. "Whoa, who filled this little guy up with all that energy and good luck?" The man looked up at the Eli, who towered over him. "Uh… I did, silly!" Edward laughed. Long John looked a tad bit annoyed.
"So I may be exaggerating just an itty bitty amount! But to win the game, others have to think you're a ninja! And I am a mechanic who helped create Clank's species. I'm really cool, just maybe not as awesome as I said I was. But the key to the game is a little self-confidence!" Edward smiled.
The final guy to show up was a staggering puppet with dark skin and a long nose. His strings were clearly visible above him, but nobody was controlling him. He had a blue sweater with a heart on it and white pants.
Infantine – Pinocchio
"I think you should tell these lovely people how you came to be, Infantine." Landen said to the puppet, looking happy as ever. Everybody else was a little weirded out. "Well, I simply wished to be a real boy. Luckily for me, I didn't end up with that disgusting lying nose effect thing. But my nose is pretty big, unfortunately." Everybody still looked confused except for Rowdy. "The child must come from Pinocchio, a movie about a puppet who wishes to be a real boy. He is then turned into one, but his nose grows every time he lies. I also come from the Disney family, young one." Rowdy explained.
"That guy explained it a lot better than me. I'm actually pretty surprised, though. Another Disney member? How dare he? That was supposed to be an advantage I could use! Everyone likes a Disney character, right?" Infantine asked nervously.
The girls began to arrive next. The first one to come was an old woman in a blue cloak with black shades and snakes for hair. Her mouth showed that she was full of sorrow and hatred, but was excited for the game.
Zefra – Percy Jackson
"Well… umm, Zefra, all I have to say is don't take off your shades." Landen said, shaking with fear. The old woman scowled. "Why would I? They would turn a lovely person into stone! Oh, how sad. Why did Medusa birth me in her beast form? Why, mom? Why would you birth a child when you know that they're going to come out a monster?" The girl almost cried. "Turning people to stone? I think that's illegal…" Jork pointed out. Zefra shook her head and changed her expression to a scowl again.
"If we were not separated into genders, that boy would certainly be gone first! I would make sure of it! How could he judge me for something my mother did? That arrogant little annoying blondie stoner guy who doesn't know any…" I think you get the gist of what Zefra was saying.
The girl that showed up next was a huge, broken heart with eyes and a mouth. She looked torn between happiness and sadness or anger, with her arms in different positions. One was in a fist and the other just idling around nicely as her legs skipped/stomped over to the mat.
Broken Heart – Object Overload
"So, uh… Broken Heart. I always forget, do you have Split Personality Disorder or not?" Landen asked, hoping he wasn't sounding too rude. "No… I don't. I just have trouble with my – UGH THAT CHEATING LYING LITTLE WINNER THINKS HE'S SO GOOD… LEAFY DESERVED IT, I SAY!" The heart burst into a pant. Everyone blinked awkwardly twice. "I don't know what that outburst was about, but let's keep moving?" Landen said. The contestants nodded. Broken Heart shrugged.
"So, I think that I'm really cool, but you know, I DON'T THINK THAT MY NAME UNDER THERE SHOULD BE BROKEN HEART. I AM A STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOES NOT DEAL WITH THAT CHEATIN' FIREY! CHANGE IT TO BH!" The heart screamed.
Showing up next was a teenage girl covered in acne with a pink sweater and a black scarf. She was very fat, and her jeans did not match her big square glasses. She had her ugly grayish-green hair pulled into a bun behind her. It had a lot of dandruff.
Leeanna – Family Guy
"Hello, Leanna, I-"Landen was interrupted by a million barfing noises coming from the contestants behind him. "I'm not that ugly, OK?!" Leeanna whined and pouted. "God, stop throwing your fits, lady! Just get onto your mat." Landen said angrily. The teenager looked upset, but listened to the host.
"I AM NOT THAT UGLY! Leeanna began to cry and rage after Skippy barfed as much, if not more, than all of the contestants combined. She started to cry even louder, so Skippy just angrily walked out, not wanting to deal with much more.
Next to come was a badger in the same sweater as Infantine, but with a pink heart and a black skirt. She had a nice little muzzle and some shoulder length black hair. The contestants were all relieved at seeing a cute little animal after that mess of a girl.
Scepter – Animaniacs
"Hi, Landen!" The badger said happily. "Hello, Scepter! Everyone, meet cute little animal Scepter!" All the contestants except Leeanna looked amazed. "Aww…" they all said. "SERIOUSLY? THAT IS AN ANIMAL! I AM SO MUCH BETTER-LOOKING! LOOK AT ME!" Leeanna screamed. So everyone did, including Scepter, and barfed.
"So, like, that mean girl called me ugly! But it's OK, because then when I looked her direction I saw that beautiful hunk Eli. He is so cute!" the badger giggled happily in her confessional. "But anyways, I'm on the girl tribe. Which is lucky, because I came here to play smart. And to play drop dead serious. So I cannot get distracted by that gorgeous guy!" Scepter smiled again at the thought.
Another girl soon showed up, a human this time. She was in a scientist outfit, with a crazy pink lab coat and a black undershirt, along with some black jeans, which went great with her genius-glasses. But what was most astonishing about the woman was her hair. Flame red, the many triangles came up all along with blue little pearls glued to the top of each one, keeping them up. She looked very smart, but also kind of villainous,
Dr. Wilson – Mega Man
"Hey, Dr. Wilson!" Landen smiled. The woman smirked back. "Hello, Landen. I've calculated that you're also very smart, but you don't look it. Also, spit out that gum. It has gained over 3,000,000 bacteria from your mouth already and is about to infect you with a sickness. Yes, from seeing the piece, I have come to the conclusion that you've been chewing on that for far too long." The girl rapidly explained. "Umm… how about no?" Landen giggled, looking at the other contestants. They were deciding which person's side to take.
"So these guys are totally not choosing a side yet. Anybody who does not take mine will be turned into an evil robot with some sort of epic or disgusting power! I'm not sure what they deserve yet. No matter. They will all succumb to my wrath BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Skippy blinked.
Suddenly, a girl ran up to the host with the speed of a racecar, undetected for a little bit. She had a huge suit of robot armor, including a visor with pink portal receptors. She had a black ponytail and looked like an amazing epic powerhouse, but also a genius. She was definitely some sort of cyborg.
Romandy – Robocop
"Well, hello, Romandy. I think you're particularly interesting. Show them what you can do." Landen said, smiling. As the cyborg agent shot a huge arm laser cannon, he mumbled something to himself. It seemed he was using the noise to be able to say it. "I was fine with the evil thing, but telling me to spit out my gum? Not cool…" Landen coughed as the noise faded out. "That… was awesome!" Eli said epicly. Romandy nodded. "I certainly agree. I sometimes use it for my job as a secret agent." Her voice was definitely robotic.
"I do hope my robot abilities come in handy. The F.B.I sent me onto this show because they could use the money to win the game. I hope I shall not disappoint them." The robo-agent said to Skippy in her confessional, looking determined and confident.
The next to show was a Viking girl. She had brown pigtails and a huge spiky metal helmet. The rest of her armor was chainmail. She had a deadly serious look on her face.
Villa – How to Train Your Dragon
"Villa, can you speak English or just Viking speak?" Landen asked, wondering. It seemed that this was a producer choice. "I can speak English. Jeez." The girl looked slightly annoyed. Long John put his finger up. "But just so you know, Landen, if she could only speak in Viking grumble, you wouldn't be able to understand her answer." Landen was now the annoyed one. "Moving on…" he said.
"God, some people are so annoying. Seriously." Villa mumbled.
The next girl to come was an angel in a huge pink dress.
Destiny – Final Fantasy
"An angel… Destiny, by the way…" Landen admired the angel, who immediately floated over to the confessional. "That seems like quite a un-angel thing to do." Rowdy pointed out. Romandy nodded.
"I left so fast because it seems like nobody wants to accept me. Sorry, guys!" Destiny said sadly in her confessional. Skippy nodded.
The next to come was so small, you could barely see her, but was a small little pink creature with a bloodred colored helmet. A flower was on top of her head.
Angelique – Pikmin
"Where's Angelique?" Dr. Wilson smirked, laughing at the foolish-looking Landen, who was pacing around nervously. "She's clearly a Pikmin. Very low down there, but I can see the girl." Angelique did a tiny nod down on the ground.
"So, like, nobody can ever see me. And it's really annoying. Like, you don't even know. Seriously, if I could crush people, I would."
"Well, that's it, but you can go to your camps." Landen finished off a glorious finish and the contestants, boys or girls, walked back to their camps alone. And as they all walked away, Landen began a closing monologue.
"Well, that was fun, but the contestants have been introduced! Now it's time to see who takes the cake. 39 DAYS! 18 FAN CHARACTERS! 1 SOLE SURVIVOR!"