Disclaimer: I own probably this idea …

AN: gah…there's been an array of Miaka fics for awhile, and I decided someone needed to write something to balance it out.



!!!!!!!!This is a MIAKA-BASHING FIC. DO NOT READ AND FLAME ME IF YOU LIKE MIAKA! I WARNED YOU LOUD AND CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!



Gottit? Good. Not that this is ALL about miaka. She just irks me the most. Enjoy no da!



Didn't you just HATE it when...

By: miaka-baka



-You saw miaka kick those thug guys' asses and you thought she was gonna be a cool character then she turned out to be a really whiny person? =( (wow whadda run-on)



-All you (straight) guys who watch FY found out that Nuriko was indeed a man?



-(same as above) ...Hotohori was a guy?



-Miaka stupidly took a chomp outta our poor beloved monk's hand? (wai..poor 'chiri!)



-Miaka spends so much time babbling (inside her head at times) that she almost ALWAYS has to be saved from certain death!?



-you saw miaka bathing!? (GAHHh I know I screamed)



-you found Shouka was a demon-possessed spirit come back to "life" (I know I was sad…she seemed like such a nice person! Well she was.)



-Miaka had the DECENCY to fight over tama-neko's fish and then go to mits's house and DEMAND it back!? Gah!! She goes: if you come out then I'll forget about you taking my fish mister! IT WASN'T HERS!! It was kawii tama-neko's ^.^



-*ALL* the guys in FY seemed to fall for her?! Cept Mits cuz he's dedicated to shouka and Chiriko cuz he's a bit too young for that kinda stuff. ^.^



-NURIKO DIED!?!(*sniffle* wonderful death scene, but really really sad)



-EVERY SEISHI CEPT TASUKI AND CHICHIRI (2 of my FAVORITE seishi btw. I woulda killed someone if they had killed off either one)DIED?!



-Taka and Miaka got a chance but Tatara and Suzuno didn't? I think they had a MUCH better relationship than miaka/tamahome. Miaka wouldn't have stayed commited to tamahome like Suzuno...is this making sense? ^.^



reviewies...and enjoy my other fics! This is my first bashing tho…