Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Bros. Melee or any other Nintendo
characters. Also this will not be a Gilligan's Island parody, I just
thought the song would fit there good. Now on to the story.
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of faithful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
Kirby was a mighty sailing man,
Link was brave and sure.
6 passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.
The ship struck ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle.
With Kirby, Link too, Mario and his wife, the Ice Climbers, Ness and Zelda,
Here on Kirby's Isle.
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On Kirby's Island Kirby and Link are sitting on a log talking when Kirby suddenly said, "Hey Link, do you remember how we first ended up on this confounded island?"
Link looked shocked by this question as he responded, "Of course I remember it! How could I forget?" Things suddenly begin to flashback to the port, "We were playing cards against Ganondorf and Bowser."
A poker table can be seen with Kirby, Link, Bowser, and Ganondorf sitting there. Around them people are going about their business, Peach was sitting on the beach with Mario, Yoshi was happily eating fruit on the beach, Luigi was fishing, Ness was arguing with Mewtwo, Marth and Roy were having a duel, and others were just walking from shop to shop. It was a sunny day with no clouds in the sky, no chance of a storm. There was a calm breeze and it was nice and warm, which could be seen as Young Link and the Ice Climbers were swimming.
"It seems we've got all your money Ganondork," Link proudly stated, "maybe you should just give up."
"Never," replied Ganondorf. "We still can bet our ship."
"What!?!" Bowser shouted, shocked, "If we lose we won't be able to run our tourism business anymore!"
Ganondorf just smiled evilly, "If we win all the money goes to us, if you win..." Ganondorf paused, "...you get our ship."
"Deal us in!" Link said excitedly. It seems Link and Kirby had been cheating all along. "I guess we'll be getting your ship." Link continued as Kirby laughed.
After a few minutes Kirby put his hand down revealing the winning hand, "Hand over the deed to the ship turtle-butt." Kirby said grinning.
"NOOOOO!!!" shouted Bowser and Ganondorf in unition. They reluctantly handed over the deed and ran off to their houses angrily.
"Ha ha ha," laughed Link, "They never caught on."
Kirby suddenly spoke up, "How about we take 6 lucky passengers on a free tour!"
"Why?" Link stated.
"So we can pickpocket them, of course." Kirby responded. "Ha ha ha!" they both laughed in unition. "Hey everyone gather around," Kirby said yelling to his fellow Smashers. "6 of you will get to go on a free tour with Link and I on our new ship." He then held out 6 tickets.
"Someone get me a hat and some paper." Link said holding up a pen. Mario handed over his hat and Marth gave him some paper. "Ok." He said as he signed all of the pieces of paper with a different Smasher's name and put them in the hat. "Our first person is Ness!" he said giving Ness a ticket for the ship.
"Alright!" Ness said happily.
"We're not going to get much money from him." Kirby whispered to Link, then he reached his hand into the hat and pulled out a piece of paper. "Our next person is Popo." Kirby said kinda disappointed but no one noticed, then he pulled out another piece of paper, "And also coming along is Nana." he also said a little disappointed, handing them their tickets.
"Yes!" The Ice Climbers said together.
Link had already taken out the next piece of paper, "Mario your coming along!" Link said with a little enthusiasm. You see Mario had earned an inheritance awhile back and had quite a bit of money, but still not enough to satisfy Kirby and Link. "The last two people are..." he said closing his eyes and taking out two random pieces of paper, "...Peach and Zelda!!!" He said really enthusiastic because Zelda and Peace were filthy rich.
"Wahoo!" Mario yelled doing his pose.
"Alright!" Peach said happily.
"This is going to be fun!" Zelda said excited.
"Ok everyone who have tickets return here in one hour." Link exclaimed.
An hour later everyone was at the dock boarding the ship, when Kirby spoke up. "Ok everyone is boarded, now let's get this tour started."
"How long will this tour be?" asked Ness.
"Three hours." Link said raising the anchor.
"Ok." Ness said plainly and then walked off.
"So long, see you all in three hours!" Luigi shouted from the docks.
"Pichu, pi!" Pichu said waving from the docks as well.
"Be back for our BBQ!" Roy and Marth shouted together.
Soon the gang was out to sea and Kirby and Link were so amazed they forgot all about their plan to steal all their passenger's money. Who knows they may even quit the life of treachery?
"This makes me want to quit the life of crime." Kirby said amazed by the sights.
"Maybe we should." Link agreed, but before he could say anything else a storm began to roll in. "I think we had better head back!" Link stated.
"I think your right!" Kirby agreed. But it was too late, they were soon being tossed all over the sea. "We're gonna die!!!" Kirby screamed.
"Ahhhhh!" Link screamed as a huge wave hit the boat. Then things went black for Link. When Link awoke Kirby and Mario were standing over him. "Wah, are we dead?" he asked.
"Not yet." said Mario. He then explained how he and Kirby had managed to get the ship to this island.
"Wow!" Link said amazed.
Peach, Zelda, and the Ice Climbers walked up to them as Peach said, "We're lucky to be alive," she looked back at Ness who was sitting on a rock, "If Ness hadn't used his psychic powers we'd all be dead."
"I thought you two saved the day?" Link said looking at Mario and Kirby.
"Those two?" Zelda said and then began to laugh. "They we're too busy hiding below deck to help!"
Mario and Kirby began to back off, but then Kirby cut Link off and ended the flashback. "Ok! I remember!" Kirby said annoyed. "Let's just head back to camp." he said walking away.
"Wait up!" Link shouted catching up to Kirby. "I can't believe you forgot, it's only been 2 hours since we landed here." he finished.
All of a sudden a bunch of savage Waddle Dees with spears surrounded Kirby and Link. The leader walked up to them and said to his tribe smiling evily, "They have trespassed on our island, kill them." An uproar of cheers and screams came from the Waddle Dees.
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I wonder how Kirby and Link are going to get out of this, find out in the next chapter. Also all the other characters will be included, after all we need a rescue crew. Also this will have a lot more action in the next few chapters, this was only an introduction. I expect plenty of reviews.
_______________________________________________________________________
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of faithful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
Kirby was a mighty sailing man,
Link was brave and sure.
6 passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.
The ship struck ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle.
With Kirby, Link too, Mario and his wife, the Ice Climbers, Ness and Zelda,
Here on Kirby's Isle.
_______________________________________________________________________
On Kirby's Island Kirby and Link are sitting on a log talking when Kirby suddenly said, "Hey Link, do you remember how we first ended up on this confounded island?"
Link looked shocked by this question as he responded, "Of course I remember it! How could I forget?" Things suddenly begin to flashback to the port, "We were playing cards against Ganondorf and Bowser."
A poker table can be seen with Kirby, Link, Bowser, and Ganondorf sitting there. Around them people are going about their business, Peach was sitting on the beach with Mario, Yoshi was happily eating fruit on the beach, Luigi was fishing, Ness was arguing with Mewtwo, Marth and Roy were having a duel, and others were just walking from shop to shop. It was a sunny day with no clouds in the sky, no chance of a storm. There was a calm breeze and it was nice and warm, which could be seen as Young Link and the Ice Climbers were swimming.
"It seems we've got all your money Ganondork," Link proudly stated, "maybe you should just give up."
"Never," replied Ganondorf. "We still can bet our ship."
"What!?!" Bowser shouted, shocked, "If we lose we won't be able to run our tourism business anymore!"
Ganondorf just smiled evilly, "If we win all the money goes to us, if you win..." Ganondorf paused, "...you get our ship."
"Deal us in!" Link said excitedly. It seems Link and Kirby had been cheating all along. "I guess we'll be getting your ship." Link continued as Kirby laughed.
After a few minutes Kirby put his hand down revealing the winning hand, "Hand over the deed to the ship turtle-butt." Kirby said grinning.
"NOOOOO!!!" shouted Bowser and Ganondorf in unition. They reluctantly handed over the deed and ran off to their houses angrily.
"Ha ha ha," laughed Link, "They never caught on."
Kirby suddenly spoke up, "How about we take 6 lucky passengers on a free tour!"
"Why?" Link stated.
"So we can pickpocket them, of course." Kirby responded. "Ha ha ha!" they both laughed in unition. "Hey everyone gather around," Kirby said yelling to his fellow Smashers. "6 of you will get to go on a free tour with Link and I on our new ship." He then held out 6 tickets.
"Someone get me a hat and some paper." Link said holding up a pen. Mario handed over his hat and Marth gave him some paper. "Ok." He said as he signed all of the pieces of paper with a different Smasher's name and put them in the hat. "Our first person is Ness!" he said giving Ness a ticket for the ship.
"Alright!" Ness said happily.
"We're not going to get much money from him." Kirby whispered to Link, then he reached his hand into the hat and pulled out a piece of paper. "Our next person is Popo." Kirby said kinda disappointed but no one noticed, then he pulled out another piece of paper, "And also coming along is Nana." he also said a little disappointed, handing them their tickets.
"Yes!" The Ice Climbers said together.
Link had already taken out the next piece of paper, "Mario your coming along!" Link said with a little enthusiasm. You see Mario had earned an inheritance awhile back and had quite a bit of money, but still not enough to satisfy Kirby and Link. "The last two people are..." he said closing his eyes and taking out two random pieces of paper, "...Peach and Zelda!!!" He said really enthusiastic because Zelda and Peace were filthy rich.
"Wahoo!" Mario yelled doing his pose.
"Alright!" Peach said happily.
"This is going to be fun!" Zelda said excited.
"Ok everyone who have tickets return here in one hour." Link exclaimed.
An hour later everyone was at the dock boarding the ship, when Kirby spoke up. "Ok everyone is boarded, now let's get this tour started."
"How long will this tour be?" asked Ness.
"Three hours." Link said raising the anchor.
"Ok." Ness said plainly and then walked off.
"So long, see you all in three hours!" Luigi shouted from the docks.
"Pichu, pi!" Pichu said waving from the docks as well.
"Be back for our BBQ!" Roy and Marth shouted together.
Soon the gang was out to sea and Kirby and Link were so amazed they forgot all about their plan to steal all their passenger's money. Who knows they may even quit the life of treachery?
"This makes me want to quit the life of crime." Kirby said amazed by the sights.
"Maybe we should." Link agreed, but before he could say anything else a storm began to roll in. "I think we had better head back!" Link stated.
"I think your right!" Kirby agreed. But it was too late, they were soon being tossed all over the sea. "We're gonna die!!!" Kirby screamed.
"Ahhhhh!" Link screamed as a huge wave hit the boat. Then things went black for Link. When Link awoke Kirby and Mario were standing over him. "Wah, are we dead?" he asked.
"Not yet." said Mario. He then explained how he and Kirby had managed to get the ship to this island.
"Wow!" Link said amazed.
Peach, Zelda, and the Ice Climbers walked up to them as Peach said, "We're lucky to be alive," she looked back at Ness who was sitting on a rock, "If Ness hadn't used his psychic powers we'd all be dead."
"I thought you two saved the day?" Link said looking at Mario and Kirby.
"Those two?" Zelda said and then began to laugh. "They we're too busy hiding below deck to help!"
Mario and Kirby began to back off, but then Kirby cut Link off and ended the flashback. "Ok! I remember!" Kirby said annoyed. "Let's just head back to camp." he said walking away.
"Wait up!" Link shouted catching up to Kirby. "I can't believe you forgot, it's only been 2 hours since we landed here." he finished.
All of a sudden a bunch of savage Waddle Dees with spears surrounded Kirby and Link. The leader walked up to them and said to his tribe smiling evily, "They have trespassed on our island, kill them." An uproar of cheers and screams came from the Waddle Dees.
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I wonder how Kirby and Link are going to get out of this, find out in the next chapter. Also all the other characters will be included, after all we need a rescue crew. Also this will have a lot more action in the next few chapters, this was only an introduction. I expect plenty of reviews.