"It appears my superiority has caused some controversy."

"Fuck off."

"No, you."

Fucking Jaune. What has Weiss ever done to deserve this? It may be true that his shipping with every single female character is superior, but he doesn't need to fucking boast about it every single time he talks with someone.

If only something, anything could happen so that he could be vanquished off the face of Remnant…

The Aryan wonder grinned. "Oooh, you're getting mad, snow angel?"

That's it. This was enough. She will no longer tolerate such things.

Before she could throw a punch, however, the dark lord of Satanists, Satan came to Vale and started to kill everything by shitting on everyone and smearing buildings with his absolutely huge COCK.

The sun, in response to the dark energies generated by Satan, started to sprout huge fucking cocks and sent them to Remnant to kill him by cum shot. Before it could do this, a gigantic cosmic horror that was jacking off to Futa!Yang x Ruby porn started to notice the bullshittery, and began to rapidly move towards it.

Jaune started to fight against the dark lord by using his SHIPPING ENERGY. Every single huntress in the 15-25 age range (Including Weiss) ran to the blonde and started to sex him, initiating his transformation into a god. And holy fucking shit the sex was intense. There was BDSM, more creampies than you can shake a stick at, sacrifices etc.

Okay, after that happened the cum-shots from the sun were being blocked by Satan's absolutely huge cock. Vale was pretty much destroyed now. Some flying polyps and shoggoths (that are enslaved by Atlas, obviously. How do you think they are so superior?) flew towards Satan and started to shit on him to distract him from the cum-shots.

Suddenly, the sex god Jaune Arc teleported on top of Satan's head and burst it by sticking his dick in it. Everybody was happy, another round of sex was initiated(This time, Jaune genderbent all males in a 500000 mile radius. This does not affect preternatural entities).

But then, out in the sky, the great cosmic horror mentioned earlier was moving towards Remnant. He saw that a GOD with powers rivaling that of YHWH was there. Thus, the being whipped out its tentacle dick and was bound to whip Remnant with it. However, the sun destroyed the entity with a cum-shot.

Now that every enemy was dead, Jaune was crowned king of Vale and set out to build his empire. This is when a mysterious paranormal individual entered the scene.
Going by the name "Akhenaten" and claiming to be the god Aten made flesh, it preached that the suffering Vale was undergoing was the result of ma'at (Order) having been disrupted by the forces of Isfet (Chaos). It was for this reason that those who should be slaves (The Faunus) had defeated their rightful masters (It was the white fang that summoned Satan) and that Vale (Which should be ruling the world) was at the mercy of foreigners and barbarians. Akhenaten quickly subverted the leadership of Jaune, building an army of his followers through the use of spells which permitted a degree of mind-control. The Sex God was quickly forced to flee Vale, which was now turning into a psychotic state controlled directly by Akhenaten.

In any case, he was soon able to reunify Vale. He had barely finished accomplishing this when his armies started flooding beyond the boundaries of Vale, pushing into Sanus.
Vacuo may have been the weakest of the four powers, but this doesn't mean it didn't pack a punch. After all, it wouldn't have been able to survive the Grimm in that case. However, when one hundred thousand of Vale's mummified servants with thaumaturgic support crashed into the defense lines, all of the world's fortifications couldn't have saved it from disintegrating.
The fighting was truly biblical, "Rivaling the Seelow Heights in scale" as a Wehrmacht scout put it. Entire city blocks were leveled, the very land being raised against the defenders. Scores of desperate huntsmen engaged in suicide attacks to try and hold of the Valean forces for at least five seconds. The Summer maiden was killed while defending the most fortified position that was holding the Relic of Choice, killing herself in a massive dust explosion that destroyed nearly a ninth of the country. Interestingly enough, even the Grimm were engaging in the fight against the invaders.

In the end, Vacuo as a city was no more. The armies of Akhenaten have invaded the state for seemingly nothing in return, as most buildings were destroyed.

What the kemetite god didn't know, however, was that this battle bought enough time for Jaune to strike back, aided by his female servants, virtually all of the Atlesian and Mistralian armies and the relics of Creation, Destruction and Knowledge.

Finding out where he was by utilizing the Relic of Knowledge, Jaune teleported to where the great cosmic horror was and destroyed him using Destruction. The rest of the confused forces were quickly destroyed by elements of the Atlesian and Mistralian armies and mercenaries from the Schutzstaffel.

Jaune was then crowned as king of Vale and Vacuo and set out to rebuild his empire.

This is when the Sun, enraged by the destruction of Akhenaten, entered the scene.

To be continued