Author's note: Poor Kurama, anyway, this is a random story, it'll be updated whenever I get the chance. I own no one. Enjoy.
Chapter One
Kurama was walking home with Hiei, they hadn't said much, they were watching the new Medical Mechanica plant billow out steam.
"Kurama, have you ever felt like you were being followed?" Hiei asked.
"Yeah, I do right now, why?" Kurama watched as Hiei looked over his shoulder.
"Cause I have that feeling too." He said, Kurama smiled at him.
"It'll be okay." He continued to walk, they thought they heard a motorcycle or a scooter behind them. They turned around, there was someone on a yellow vespa coming straight towards them. The person jumped off it and landed in front of them, it was a woman. She grinned a swung a blue bass guitar off her back and rested it on the ground, she pulled a cord, like on a lawnmower. It sounded like something starting up, she jumped and slammed Kurama in the forehead with it. Afterwards she grinned and got on her scooter and drove off. Kurama was on the ground, his head felt like a car had hit it. Hiei leaned over him.
"Are you okay." He asked, Kurama got up rubbing his head.
"Yeah, I think so, freaky woman." He said, "Let's get to my house before she comes back." Hiei nodded and they went to his house.
"Well, I'm leaving, I have a few things to do." Hiei waved as he ran off. If they had looked in front of his mom's car they would have seen a yellow vespa. Kurama walked into his house and set his books on the couch.
"Shuichi, come in here." He heard his mom call from the kitchen, the smell of cooked food filled the air when he walked in.
"What is it mom?" He asked, there was someone at the stove cooking, he could tell by the figure it was a woman, she had pink hair.
"We have a housekeeper, her name is Haruhara Haruko." His mom smiled, the pink haired girl turned around, his jaw dropped, she was beautiful.
"Awwww! He's so cute Ms. Minamino." She ran over to him, put him in a head lock, and proceeded to pinch his cheek.
"Hey lady let me got!" Kurama yelled. She let him go and went back to cooking, "Don't you think we were better off without a housekeeper?"
"No, this way I don't have to cook or clean, so now I can pay attention to my love life and my job." His mom said, "By the way, I'm going out tonight."
"Your going to leave me with her!?!" Kurama asked pointing to Haruko, "I've only known her for a few minutes and she already creeps me out."
"I'm sorry Shuichi, but I want to go out without having to worry about you." His mom got up, "Dinner will be done soon so don't go anywhere."
"Where is she going to sleep?" He asked.
"I brought the futon into your room." She said.
"She's sleeping in my room!?" He ran to his room, her belongings were scattered on the opposite side of the room, the thing he noticed most was the blue bass guitar. He sat down on his bed contemplating about what was going on. Sometime later Haruko walked in.
"Dinner is ready." She said.
"Shuichi, I'm leaving." He heard his mom open the door and leave.
"You hit me." He said.
"So what if I did." Haruko smiled, "You might want to go look in a mirror." He got up and went into the bathroom.
"AHHHH! What did you do to me?!" She walked in, he had what looked like a horn protruding from the spot where she hit him.
"I hit you, that's all. I don't know how to explain that." She pointed to his "horn."
"I can't be seen in public like this." He pushed on it, it went back into his head, when he let go of it came back out.
"Guess you just have to put pressure on it." She smiled, "You going to eat?"
"What are we having?" He asked putting a tight band aid on the "horn," it stayed down.
"Spicy curry." She said, he walked into the kitchen two plates were set out, opposite of each other, he sat down and began to eat. She brought him something to drink and then sat down to eat too.
"This is hot, really hot." He grabbed the drink and took a deep gulp of it. She was eating it with no trouble. He noticed she was rubbing her foot against his leg. "Stop that."
"Stop what?" She asked innocently.
"You know what." He continued to eat, even though it burned his mouth, "Can I go out once I'm done eating?"
"Sure, but be back before ten." She continued to rub his leg, he hurried up and ate. He got up and grabbed his jacket, "Bye." He heard her say.
"Bye." He ran out of the house in a rush, running into Hiei, "Come on, let's go before my housekeeper gets up."
"You have a housekeeper?" He asked.
"Yes, it's that freaky girl that hit me with her guitar." They ran down to deserted construction site.
"What's that band aid for?" Hiei asked.
"Nothing." Kurama sat down and Hiei sat next to him.
"You don't mind if I do a little training while were her do you?" He asked.
"Nope, knock yourself out." Hiei looked at him funny, "It's an expression."
"Oh, okay." He got up and took off his jacket. Kurama smiled, his fantasies of him and Hiei crossed his mind. There was a sharp pain in his forehead that made him get up, it felt like someone was have a war in his head. Suddenly the band aid came off his head and something huge started coming from his forehead, in fact two somethings were coming out of his forehead. The huge things finally came out, leaving a stunned Kurama laying on the ground, it was two robots, both with the Medical Mechanica symbol on them. They were fighting, Hiei tried to jump out of the way of one, but was knocked in a wall. Kurama tried to get up, but couldn't.
"Hiei." He said softly. Then he head something, it sounded like that vespa he had heard earlier! Haruko on her vespa slammed through the wooden fence surrounding the construction site, she threw off her helmet and goggles, "Haruko, help." Kurama said, Haruko grinned and pulled out her bass, she started it up and was knocked back by the biggest robot, it looked like a cat. The other one was a red robot that had a TV for a head.
"Damn you!" Haruko growled. The red robot ripped the other robot's head off, Haruko started her bass up again and slammed the red one on the back off the head, things broke and it turned blue, "Kanchi! It's so nice to see you again!" The robot turned around, exclamation marks ran across his screen. Kurama got p and ran over to Hiei, who was out cold.
"Hiei." Kurama smiled, Haruko walked over and got down on her knees.
"Poor guy, I will bring him around!" Haruko leaned over and began to kiss him, Kurama stood there, a look of shock on his face. Hiei began to move, he then smacked Haruko on the head. She sat up and smiled, "Ah, always glad to help."
"Yuck!" Hiei began to spit and wipe his mouth.
"Did she put her tongue in?" Kurama asked.
"Yes, she did that weirdo." Hiei got up and put his jacket on, "I'm going to go before she tries that again." He ran off.
"Come on Shuichi, it's almost ten." Haruko said helping him up, the blue robot was standing next to her.
"Okay, what are you going to do with him?" He pointed to the robot.
"Oh Kanchi? He 's coming with us of course." She pulled Kurama onto her vespa and started it up, "Kanchi follow me." Kanchi flash a thumbs up on his screen as he began to fly. Haruko took off, Kurama gripped her tightly.
"Not so fast." He said, they arrived at his house, Kanchi landed. They all went into the house, Kurama got ready for bed.
"Good night." Haruko smiled, she was sitting on her futon in a night slip, Kurama blushed.
"Good night." He laid down on his bed, he felt someone crawl into bed with him and kiss him lightly, he opened his eye hoping to see Hiei, but it was Haruko. "Get out of my bed!" She go out of his bed and crawled into hers, a hurt look on her face. She didn't say nothing, she just went to sleep. Kurama looked up at the ceiling, he was now trying to fight off a growing attraction to her.
Chapter One
Kurama was walking home with Hiei, they hadn't said much, they were watching the new Medical Mechanica plant billow out steam.
"Kurama, have you ever felt like you were being followed?" Hiei asked.
"Yeah, I do right now, why?" Kurama watched as Hiei looked over his shoulder.
"Cause I have that feeling too." He said, Kurama smiled at him.
"It'll be okay." He continued to walk, they thought they heard a motorcycle or a scooter behind them. They turned around, there was someone on a yellow vespa coming straight towards them. The person jumped off it and landed in front of them, it was a woman. She grinned a swung a blue bass guitar off her back and rested it on the ground, she pulled a cord, like on a lawnmower. It sounded like something starting up, she jumped and slammed Kurama in the forehead with it. Afterwards she grinned and got on her scooter and drove off. Kurama was on the ground, his head felt like a car had hit it. Hiei leaned over him.
"Are you okay." He asked, Kurama got up rubbing his head.
"Yeah, I think so, freaky woman." He said, "Let's get to my house before she comes back." Hiei nodded and they went to his house.
"Well, I'm leaving, I have a few things to do." Hiei waved as he ran off. If they had looked in front of his mom's car they would have seen a yellow vespa. Kurama walked into his house and set his books on the couch.
"Shuichi, come in here." He heard his mom call from the kitchen, the smell of cooked food filled the air when he walked in.
"What is it mom?" He asked, there was someone at the stove cooking, he could tell by the figure it was a woman, she had pink hair.
"We have a housekeeper, her name is Haruhara Haruko." His mom smiled, the pink haired girl turned around, his jaw dropped, she was beautiful.
"Awwww! He's so cute Ms. Minamino." She ran over to him, put him in a head lock, and proceeded to pinch his cheek.
"Hey lady let me got!" Kurama yelled. She let him go and went back to cooking, "Don't you think we were better off without a housekeeper?"
"No, this way I don't have to cook or clean, so now I can pay attention to my love life and my job." His mom said, "By the way, I'm going out tonight."
"Your going to leave me with her!?!" Kurama asked pointing to Haruko, "I've only known her for a few minutes and she already creeps me out."
"I'm sorry Shuichi, but I want to go out without having to worry about you." His mom got up, "Dinner will be done soon so don't go anywhere."
"Where is she going to sleep?" He asked.
"I brought the futon into your room." She said.
"She's sleeping in my room!?" He ran to his room, her belongings were scattered on the opposite side of the room, the thing he noticed most was the blue bass guitar. He sat down on his bed contemplating about what was going on. Sometime later Haruko walked in.
"Dinner is ready." She said.
"Shuichi, I'm leaving." He heard his mom open the door and leave.
"You hit me." He said.
"So what if I did." Haruko smiled, "You might want to go look in a mirror." He got up and went into the bathroom.
"AHHHH! What did you do to me?!" She walked in, he had what looked like a horn protruding from the spot where she hit him.
"I hit you, that's all. I don't know how to explain that." She pointed to his "horn."
"I can't be seen in public like this." He pushed on it, it went back into his head, when he let go of it came back out.
"Guess you just have to put pressure on it." She smiled, "You going to eat?"
"What are we having?" He asked putting a tight band aid on the "horn," it stayed down.
"Spicy curry." She said, he walked into the kitchen two plates were set out, opposite of each other, he sat down and began to eat. She brought him something to drink and then sat down to eat too.
"This is hot, really hot." He grabbed the drink and took a deep gulp of it. She was eating it with no trouble. He noticed she was rubbing her foot against his leg. "Stop that."
"Stop what?" She asked innocently.
"You know what." He continued to eat, even though it burned his mouth, "Can I go out once I'm done eating?"
"Sure, but be back before ten." She continued to rub his leg, he hurried up and ate. He got up and grabbed his jacket, "Bye." He heard her say.
"Bye." He ran out of the house in a rush, running into Hiei, "Come on, let's go before my housekeeper gets up."
"You have a housekeeper?" He asked.
"Yes, it's that freaky girl that hit me with her guitar." They ran down to deserted construction site.
"What's that band aid for?" Hiei asked.
"Nothing." Kurama sat down and Hiei sat next to him.
"You don't mind if I do a little training while were her do you?" He asked.
"Nope, knock yourself out." Hiei looked at him funny, "It's an expression."
"Oh, okay." He got up and took off his jacket. Kurama smiled, his fantasies of him and Hiei crossed his mind. There was a sharp pain in his forehead that made him get up, it felt like someone was have a war in his head. Suddenly the band aid came off his head and something huge started coming from his forehead, in fact two somethings were coming out of his forehead. The huge things finally came out, leaving a stunned Kurama laying on the ground, it was two robots, both with the Medical Mechanica symbol on them. They were fighting, Hiei tried to jump out of the way of one, but was knocked in a wall. Kurama tried to get up, but couldn't.
"Hiei." He said softly. Then he head something, it sounded like that vespa he had heard earlier! Haruko on her vespa slammed through the wooden fence surrounding the construction site, she threw off her helmet and goggles, "Haruko, help." Kurama said, Haruko grinned and pulled out her bass, she started it up and was knocked back by the biggest robot, it looked like a cat. The other one was a red robot that had a TV for a head.
"Damn you!" Haruko growled. The red robot ripped the other robot's head off, Haruko started her bass up again and slammed the red one on the back off the head, things broke and it turned blue, "Kanchi! It's so nice to see you again!" The robot turned around, exclamation marks ran across his screen. Kurama got p and ran over to Hiei, who was out cold.
"Hiei." Kurama smiled, Haruko walked over and got down on her knees.
"Poor guy, I will bring him around!" Haruko leaned over and began to kiss him, Kurama stood there, a look of shock on his face. Hiei began to move, he then smacked Haruko on the head. She sat up and smiled, "Ah, always glad to help."
"Yuck!" Hiei began to spit and wipe his mouth.
"Did she put her tongue in?" Kurama asked.
"Yes, she did that weirdo." Hiei got up and put his jacket on, "I'm going to go before she tries that again." He ran off.
"Come on Shuichi, it's almost ten." Haruko said helping him up, the blue robot was standing next to her.
"Okay, what are you going to do with him?" He pointed to the robot.
"Oh Kanchi? He 's coming with us of course." She pulled Kurama onto her vespa and started it up, "Kanchi follow me." Kanchi flash a thumbs up on his screen as he began to fly. Haruko took off, Kurama gripped her tightly.
"Not so fast." He said, they arrived at his house, Kanchi landed. They all went into the house, Kurama got ready for bed.
"Good night." Haruko smiled, she was sitting on her futon in a night slip, Kurama blushed.
"Good night." He laid down on his bed, he felt someone crawl into bed with him and kiss him lightly, he opened his eye hoping to see Hiei, but it was Haruko. "Get out of my bed!" She go out of his bed and crawled into hers, a hurt look on her face. She didn't say nothing, she just went to sleep. Kurama looked up at the ceiling, he was now trying to fight off a growing attraction to her.