The Only Mary-Sue Story Worth Reading. . .Ever
By JuicyJuice
It was a dark and stormy evening when the train pulled into Hogsmeade station in Harry, Ron, and Hermione's sixth year. There was lots of rain (because that's the way they usually start the school year). When they got into the Great Hall, the First Years were sorted quickly. Then Dumbledore stood up.
"There is a new student here this year! She is going into 6th Year and her name would take too long to say," he announced.
The girl stood up and shook her long hair. It was red with golden-blonde streaks in it. Her face was perfectly proportioned and her skin was luminescent like moon beams on a fall morning. She was pale as the snow in late summer when the blossoms of the dogwood trees had fallen on the ground like a soft blanket. Her eyes were a deep, lovely purple-pinkish green- fuchsia that reminded you of Dumbledore's socks in midmorning when they hadn't yet bloomed fully. They changed color depending on from what angle you saw them and were large. When she looked at you, it was like she was looking through you, deep into your soul. She was pure.
"GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the hat.
"YAY!" shouted all of Gryffindor simultaneously. The Girl sat down across from Harry.
"Hi," she said, "My name is Lana Alekzandriella Fuchsia Dragonsecret Crayons-Are-Fun Sorceress Pearlyscent Allolallella Quizzabellalintellabellalolella-The-Weather-Is-Cold-Outside-So-I-Should-Put- Some-Clothes-On-But-I-Don't-Want-To-And-You-Can't-Make-Me- shmellakwazellanellarorellamellafofoelladrellia Ursula Crazyslutbitchella Tessa Messa Uloveme Somogwazella Shmellysocks Alyssonne Elladora Bellecanta I'm-Perty Adrianna Silverstone Julianna Pendragon Tigerlily Amaryllis Nithipha Tigereye Lalalaladidadella Psycho Mary-Sue Gryffinveela Corelle Kentucky Fried Chicken Anabelle Anabel Annabella Aspen Help-Me-I'm- Gonna-Pass-Out Adorenia Basil Athena Aphrodite Hera Demeter Persephonella Artemis Ioellella Amarantha Ellaellaellaellaellaellaella-" But she never finished because she passed out. Harry took her in his arms without eating dinner and carried her up to the Common Room.
The next day she kissed a total of 182 ½ guys (the ½ because Blaise Zabini's gender is questionable). This number included Harry, Ron, Snape, Dumbledore, Dobby, Malfoy and Crabbe.
When this was discovered, they all burned her at the stake while dancing in a circle around her.
THE END
A/N-I'm in an anti-Mary Sue mood today. Sorry.
By JuicyJuice
It was a dark and stormy evening when the train pulled into Hogsmeade station in Harry, Ron, and Hermione's sixth year. There was lots of rain (because that's the way they usually start the school year). When they got into the Great Hall, the First Years were sorted quickly. Then Dumbledore stood up.
"There is a new student here this year! She is going into 6th Year and her name would take too long to say," he announced.
The girl stood up and shook her long hair. It was red with golden-blonde streaks in it. Her face was perfectly proportioned and her skin was luminescent like moon beams on a fall morning. She was pale as the snow in late summer when the blossoms of the dogwood trees had fallen on the ground like a soft blanket. Her eyes were a deep, lovely purple-pinkish green- fuchsia that reminded you of Dumbledore's socks in midmorning when they hadn't yet bloomed fully. They changed color depending on from what angle you saw them and were large. When she looked at you, it was like she was looking through you, deep into your soul. She was pure.
"GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the hat.
"YAY!" shouted all of Gryffindor simultaneously. The Girl sat down across from Harry.
"Hi," she said, "My name is Lana Alekzandriella Fuchsia Dragonsecret Crayons-Are-Fun Sorceress Pearlyscent Allolallella Quizzabellalintellabellalolella-The-Weather-Is-Cold-Outside-So-I-Should-Put- Some-Clothes-On-But-I-Don't-Want-To-And-You-Can't-Make-Me- shmellakwazellanellarorellamellafofoelladrellia Ursula Crazyslutbitchella Tessa Messa Uloveme Somogwazella Shmellysocks Alyssonne Elladora Bellecanta I'm-Perty Adrianna Silverstone Julianna Pendragon Tigerlily Amaryllis Nithipha Tigereye Lalalaladidadella Psycho Mary-Sue Gryffinveela Corelle Kentucky Fried Chicken Anabelle Anabel Annabella Aspen Help-Me-I'm- Gonna-Pass-Out Adorenia Basil Athena Aphrodite Hera Demeter Persephonella Artemis Ioellella Amarantha Ellaellaellaellaellaellaella-" But she never finished because she passed out. Harry took her in his arms without eating dinner and carried her up to the Common Room.
The next day she kissed a total of 182 ½ guys (the ½ because Blaise Zabini's gender is questionable). This number included Harry, Ron, Snape, Dumbledore, Dobby, Malfoy and Crabbe.
When this was discovered, they all burned her at the stake while dancing in a circle around her.
THE END
A/N-I'm in an anti-Mary Sue mood today. Sorry.