Good day.

Guess who had no internet for a week? This guy.

FML.

Anyway, I decided to edit some chapters since…I'm nearly finishing my Pokemon Black playthrough.

Yeah.


Green groaned as Leaf nudged him awake for the second time that day.

They were on a cruise towards another region called Unova, Green remembered that much when his grandfather gave them cruise tickets before dashing out the room to pack his stuff up. There was supposed to be this boarding school which was focused on training mediocre trainers, and they were asked to be guest students. Green didn't like the fact that they'll be treated like children all over again but he dismisses this, thinking instead of the long cruise towards the said region.

Leaf was excited as she can be, but as soon as they found out Red was supposed to be there as well…it dimmed. Red was still up in Mt. Silver after all, still training despite having claimed the title of Champion all over every Region. Green would sometimes trek up there to either check up on the man or be forced to by a battle, but that was it; He can never force him to go down no matter how much he says his mother misses him or Leaf is bawling her eyes out whenever she's reminded of him.

So Green was absolutely appalled when Red decided to come down with him at last, before the day of the cruise.


Green stared at his Arcanine as it barked up at him happily, while Charizard looks at Red with pitiful eyes.

He won.

Green actually won a battle with Red.

"Holy Arceus-Fuck yes!" Green exclaims, running up to his pokemon and tackling it into the snow. Arcanine didn't mind and instead playfully licked his trainer's face before Green stood up and shouted at the sky in victory. Red only stared, patting his Charizard and comforting it. "I won! After so many fucking years-Oh Arceus-I Won! Haha!"

"Fuck, I am going to throw a motherfucking party la-" he was cut short when Snorlax's shadow appears and the pokemon slams down on him. Green groans as Red nonchalantly walks over and crouches down in front of him, still staring, but obviously amused at Green being crushed down by his heavy pokemon.

Green sighs. "Dude, get this thing off of me-" Snorlax's cry makes him cringe, "I mean, Snorlax, off me. I'm going to get crushed."

Red didn't move.

"Red, I fucking swear if you don't-" Green coughs roughly and Red immediately orders Snorlax off his rival, Green chuckles before another cough cuts him short. "Thanks a lot you jerk."

Red nudges Green up with a foot and helps him move towards the cave.

"You can't blame me for just jumping all around the place." Green says as he's cut off by another cough, making Red glance at him. "It's the first battle I've won versus you so I'm pretty happy." He clears his throat before another cough comes out and Red offers him the soup he himself brought up, he shakes his head. "No, you drink that. You need to eat."

Silence fills the cave, the only noise coming from the Green's Pokémon playing around with some of Red's.

Red drinks his soup quietly while Green tries to contemplate on how to once again, talk Red out on coming down of Mt. Silver. Green's Xtransceiver rings and Red glances at him with a curious glint in his eyes, the brunette laughs. "Yeah, new thing. Kinda like a phone but…whatever." He answers it and the monitor slides out with the professor and Leaf on screen. Leaf was the first one to react at seeing Red again.

"Red! How have you been?!" she exclaims, not bothering for a reply. "We were so worried! Green, you could've told me you were hiking up today!" Green snorts, and Red waves at Leaf in greeting. "You know you hate the cold; I'd rather hike up freezing than with some B-Cup chick complaining along." Leaf explodes at the mention of her size, threatening to maim Green and sacrifice him to the gods once he hiked down. Green was laughing, trying to keep the monitor still so they can at least see how Red was doing, who was apparently glaring at Green.

"Green." The professor warns, "That is no way to treat a woman."

"You sure she's a woman, gramps?"

"You sonuvabitch." Leaf growls.

Once all the ruckus went down, the professor cleared his throat and asked about the trip, which caught Red's attention. "Are you coming Red?" Leaf asks through the device, and Red only replies with a brief stare and another sip at his now cold soup. Both the professor and Leaf look at Green pleadingly, who only shrugs; in a loss as well. "He's Red. What did you expect?"

He squawks in pain after Red's elbow jabs him on his side.

After a few more moments of talking, the professor hangs up and Green says goodbye to his grandfather who tells him to watch Daisy carefully, saying he's seen this man hanging around his dear granddaughter. Green chuckles and agrees to watch over his big sister. 'There's this guy who keeps coming to her every day.' His grandfather chides, clearly uncomfortable at the thought of a suitor.

"What about that Ethan guy?" Leaf suddenly asks, looking at Green. "Wasn't he supposed to have a rematch with you today?" as she says this, Green pales and Red's eyes squint a little as he remembers the persistent boy's name. "Arceus. I forgot."

"Hasn't he like…challenged you for the fifth time already?" Leaf says, briefly glancing at Red. "I thought he had your gym's badge already?" Red could feel Leaf reading him and he turns away from the conversation.

Green groans, "Yeah. But-I just don't fucking know what is up with that kid." Leaf nods mutely, and Green continues. "Coming to the gym all the time…I think he's gotten my schedule memorized. I guess he just wants to know more about Red, though." Green rambles on, ignoring the silent trainer beside him completely who seems to be glaring at his cold soup. Leaf notices, and smirks to herself.

"…I'm going."

"What…?" The other two both exclaim, glancing at the champion in disbelief.


"Green, I said wake up!" Leaf screams with finality as she flips the beach chair wherein Green was taking a nap. The brunette then tumbles down into the pool with a splash, before rising up and coughing out water. "The fuck?"

The other brunette grins before her expression switches back into fury mode. "Where's Red?" Green was still getting back up from the pool, shaking his head back and forth. Leaf notices the few looks of women glancing at them and she frowns. "Ugh, seriously. Why do girls always fall for douche bags?"

"Ohoh? You one of them?"

Leaf smacks Green on the chest painfully and he recoils with a snort. "Sure, whatever. Anyway, I wanted ask about Red."

"What about him?"

"He's been in his room ever since we set sail, I'm worried."

Green scratches his head and sighs gruffly as Leaf pushed him to the general direction of the suite. "Do I have to?" Leaf nods and gives him a last rough push that almost sends him tumbling, whacking a towel on his head for a good measure.

"Just go, you jerk."

The brunette grumbles, rubs his hair dry and settles the towel on his shoulders before knocking on the raven's door. "Red?"

He hears Pikachu's curious cry before it was muffled.

Green's eyes squint and he knocks again, "Red, I know you're in there. Now, stop being a dick and come out." Another pause, Green sighs. He turns the knob and opens the door, only to find Red sitting on the bed cross-legged with Pikachu in his shirt, snuggling him.

Green notes the two open electric fans directly facing at Red, and the air conditioner turned up to max.

"Red, what the fuck." Green mutters before shivering at the sudden blast of wind from one of the fans. Red stares at Green, patting Pikachu on the head as the yellow pokémon purrs in delight. "Uh, look. I get that you're still adjusting from Mt. Silver and shit but…" he reaches over to turn both fans off, making Red frown slightly. "…Can you at least go out and get some sun?"

"…"

"I'm being serious here, idiot." Green reaches up to turn the air conditioner off, shivering slightly as he got close. "Leaf is worried as fuck."

Red turns down to look at Pikachu, who smiles and kisses its trainer on the chin. "…" He glances back at Green, who kept muttering profanities. Green looks back.

"What?"

"…"

"Would it kill you to talk?" Red doesn't reply and Green rolls his eyes, "Come on."

Pikachu plays with Eevee by the pool while Red sits a few inches away, staring up at the sky and not even bothering to shield himself from the sun. He was sweating profusely, and despite that, he sat there still.

"When I said get some sun, I didn't mean burn yourself." Green says before pulling an umbrella over him, snickering at the look Red gave him. He sticks the umbrella down and stands up, only to be tackled down by Gold with a war cry.

"TAKE DOWN!"

Splash.

Red doesn't bother to shield himself from the water, only staring at the bubbles forming where they fell down the water. Silver comes running in with Leaf.

"Ethan stop drowning Green!" the red head exclaims, leaning from the pool's edge. Leaf grins, "Please do!" she says happily, "That's one less jerk in the world." Green comes up the surface, panting for breath.

"Fuck you, Leaf! Fuck-ACK!" Gold manages to drag Green back down and his head pops up from the pool, with a grin. "I don't quite agree. Ethan is still alive." Silver says, which causes the said boy to complain loudly. Green emerges from behind with an intense aura and tackles Ethan back down into the water.

People started to gather around the pool, staring at both boys wrestling with each other.

Arceus knows what will happen when they all arrive at Unova.


This chapter isn't really edited much, huh?

Ugh. I wish we had a pool.

It's so fucking hot here. I have an electric fan on max right now, just so you guys know.

Review if you can.