3:14 pm
Important case. Need your help.
SH

3:16 pm
Anything in it for me?
L

3:16 pm
My undying gratitude?
SH

3:21 pm
Tempting. Tempting. Quick details?
L

3:23 pm
Man found dead in his bedroom. No sign of struggle or breaking and entering. No blood. Wife only left for a cup of tea.
SH

3:26 pm
I see. Is that everything?
L

3:30 pm
One more thing.
SH

3:36 pm
Care to share? I don't much like waiting for a text while I'm being shouted at.
L

3:38 pm
Oooh, who by?
SH

3:40 pm
None of your business.
L

3:43 pm
My mother.
L

3:47 pm
If I were one to use text language, I would say 'lol'. But I'm not so you can be relieved.
SH

3:51 pm
Oh, what a relief. Anyway, returning to the main subject at hand, what was the small detail you've yet to tell me?
L

3:54 pm
There's a room that the widow won't let anyone into. I figured that since you're such a devious cheeky little thing, you might be able to convince her otherwise. And she seems intent on company of the same sex. Donovan doesn't quite cut it for her.
SH

3:56 pm
I see. I don't quite see, however, how my gender could possibly be reassuring. And what do you mean my being a 'devious cheeky little thing'? I'm perfectly respectable and mature.
L

3:58 pm
Continue believing that and you'll end up dating Anderson. I mean that you're awfully naughty when you wish to be. Oh dear.
SH

3:59 pm
Ew, never. I've just vomited now, cheers very much. Well, I suppose I can be awfully naughty. It's just the way I get what I want. Have yet to have my way with you though. Will have to work on that. What do you mean 'Oh dear'?
L

4:04 pm
Whoops. My bad. Yes, I'll be looking forward to your ways when you arrive for the case. Be prepared; you may have some opposition to deal with. John saw me write that you're awfully naughty. Still on that subject, I'll have to keep you on a leash. Don't want you making me jealous when you're with all of those men for information, hm?
SH

4:07 pm
Who says I'm taking the case, Mr Holmes? What do you mean 'opposition'? No one's getting my Sherlock. You ought to know that by now. You also ought to know that no leash can contain me. *Insert evil laugh* Oh, do I make you jealous?
L

4:11 pm
I haven't seen you in 5 years, 9 months and twelve days. I'll be jealous if you have so much as met another man. Very nice touch there with the evil laugh. Very nice. Anyway, I suppose I should say now that John has been watching me text you for the past 13 minutes. He thinks you're a criminal like dear Mr Moriarty and is completely in love with me. Let him feel at ease please. Also, I know you'll take this case. You can't resist a good one and this one is exceptionally interesting.
SH

4:16 pm
Hello there, John. I am Lydia so-and-so and I am Sherlock's sex toy. Lovely to know of your existence. How's your dates with Sarah been? I also hear that you're sleeping on sofa's at the moment. Isn't it a lovely improvement from the lilo? Anyway, I suppose you're right, Mr Holmes. I shall arrive as fast as this bloody cab driver can get me to you. You're adorable when you're jealous, you know? My phone is threatening to die on me and I wish to shout obscene things at it. Ciao for now, Mr Holmes. I look forward to seeing you after all of this time. I really do. Be prepared for a massive hug and a few kisses. Yes, I'm very forward when I'm excited. I'll see you at 5. See you soon.
L

4:30 pm
That didn't put John's mind at ease whatsoever. Thank you for that lovely comment of being my sex toy. Perhaps we'll have to prove that right just to stop the gossip that we shall have to ensue; John has a blog and everyone reads it. Thank you very much, Satan. You've also shocked him into oblivion. Especially when I said that I hadn't told you a thing about him. I'm not known for being adorable but thank you. I didn't know you knew Italian as well as Japanese, Latin, Portuguese, Mandarin, Spanish, French, Polish and Russian. Hm, I'll be looking forward to your arrival. I can't wait to see John's reaction to you 'hugging me and showering me with hugs and kisses'. But even so, I'll be looking forward to those too. I'll be waiting.
SH

4:32 pm
You're much too flirtatious for your own good. I'll have to change that.
SH

4:59 pm
Emergency power. Can't wait to try it. You love it really. I'm right outside your door.
L

How did you like that? I had tried making this story at least three times but I couldn't get the right opening or anything. I'm quite happy with the beginning. Yes, there will be no Irene and there will be lots of flirting. I hadn't originally made the OC as a flirty type but I never do so I think I shall this once. Jealousy shall ensue but not too much because jealousy chapters make me cringe. Strange, is it not? Anywho, hope you liked this. More on the way. This will certainly be lemony. Definitely citrus stuff ;) I might get someone else to write a lemon chapter later on. Read and Review as always. Cheers folks.
Luna