AN: Alright, this is my FAVORITE song. It describes my life, and I think kinda Wally's life too. Name the song and win Cough. I'll write a second chapter if y'all want, but it's a one shotter (Unless advised by the voices in my head otherwise). Some lyrics are changed so it'll fit better.
Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never
Clean
I'm not exactly what you'd call a 'team player'. Ha, who am I kidding? I'm not even a player, of any kind! I'm not a helpful member of my family, I don't play any sports at school (not that I go to school that much.) And I'm not even a member of the Kids Next Door anymore.
Life is good, ain't it?
my parents hate me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin'
Right
I got kick out of the KND for something I didn't do. Yup, a setup. Something about 'Aid to the enemy'. Whatever. Me, help an enemy? Ha! I can barely help myself, let alone anyone else.
Now I'm alone.
With my dad who thinks of me as the 'walking punching bag', unless he's too drunk to move.
With out any of my 'friends' because they think I'm a traitor.
The only person I have is myself.
Whoop Dee do.
I mean, it would be ok if my worst enemy was someone outside of me, if ya know what I mean. I don't think when I fight. I just do. It's the only thing I can do.
But how can you beat the enemy if YOU are the enemy?
Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
Sure, my dad is abusive and all. But he can't hurt me as bad as I hurt myself, right?
You think its possible to get a restraining order against yourself?
I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
No, don't worry. I'm not suicidal. Well, not anymore. Dying doesn't solve nothing. I don't wanna die. I just don't wanna be trapped in ME anymore, if ya get what I'm saying.
You'd think that with all those plastic surgery shows they have, they'd have one about changing into someone else.
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Don't let me get me
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
AN: Well, how'd ya like it? Huh? Huh? If y'all liked it and want more, let me know. I'll add another chapter.