A/N: THIS IS A QUICK DRABBLE I WROTE WHILE I WAS LAYING IN BED SICK AS DOG THAT GOT HIT BY A TURCK. YES, IT'S THAT BAD.

PLEASE FORGIVE ANY MISTAKES, TYLENOL COUGH SYRUP DOES NOT A SOBER MIND MAKE. THIS IS AN ESTABLISHED JJEMILY FIC.

THE underlined TEXT IS SPOKEN IN RUSSIAN. THE bolded TEXT IS SPOKEN IN SPANISH, AND THE bold and underlined TEXT IS SPOKEN IN FRENCH. ANY REGULAR DIALOGUE IS SPOKEN IN ENGLISH. THE italics ARE JJ'S THOUGHTS.

I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF CRIMINAL MINDS OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS.

Cunning Linguist

Emily sighed as she opened the door to her apartment. She had just gotten back from a rather grueling case and the worst of it she couldn't even be with her girlfriend since she was away on vacation. She unclipped and un-holstered her gun the moment she heard movement upstairs. She'd be damned if she were to be burglarized. She made her way up the stairs and to her bedroom door.

"Freeze!" she yelled as she opened the door and saw the figure standing in the room.

"EM! Holy shit, babe" Jennifer screamed.

"Oh my God, babe. What are you doing here?" She holstered her gun and grabbed JJ by the waist. "You're supposed to be home in Pennsylvania." She gave her a sweet kiss.

"I know baby, I know. I really missed you…and Garcia may have told me you guys had a pretty bad case down there in Texas."

"That we did, honey, that we did, but I really don't want to talk about the case. I just want to spend the night in your arms now that you're here." She gave her girlfriend a kiss.

"I really missed those kisses." Jayje told the older woman.

"I really missed you, Jennifer." She gave another kiss; this one quickly turning passionate. Quiet moans filled the room as the kisses turned hotter and hotter and as hands started to roam. The shrill ring of a cell phone interrupted the couple from their kiss.

"Prentiss. Finn! How are you? That's wonderful, I'm doing really good."

JJ stood listening to her girlfriend's side of the conversation. She never did get used to the fact that Emily could speak almost perfect Russian. A sudden change in dialogue snapped JJ out of her thoughts. That's definitely not Russian anymore.

"Yes, I'm with her now. I'll call you as soon as I ask her but it's not going to be tonight. I'm sure she'll love the ring, Finn but I really have to go."

God, It's times like these that I really with I knew how to speak Spanish. I don't really care what she's saying but it sounds so perfect coming from her lips. Wait a second that's not Spanish anymore. French?

"I swear to God, the next time that I see you I will shoot you if you don't let me get off of the phone. Good bye Finnegan." She hung up the phone and turned to face JJ.

"I'm really sorry about that Jennifer, Finnegan has the worst timing in the world." She stepped forward and gave her girlfriend another kiss.

"It's ok, darling." JJ deepened the kiss and started to nibble on her neck. She moved to her earlobe and whispered in a low voice. "I absolutely love it when you speak Russian...and Spanish...and French. You have absolutely no idea what it does to me, Emily. I get so turned on from your voice alone, it being in another language, I'm pretty much a goner."

A shot of arousal hit Prentiss like a lightning bolt straight between her legs.

"Well in that case, baby, tell me what you want." A whimper escaped from the blonde woman's throat.

"Tell me, Jennifer, what do you want me to do to you?" Emily started to nip at her girlfriend's neck, then down to her collarbone. Her hands began to skim across the slightly exposed skin of JJ's hips.

"Show me how cunning of a linguist you really are." She moaned into the room.

Emily laid her back and bit down on the muscle between her girlfriend's neck and shoulder. "Your wish is my command, my love"

For the first time in days they both got some much needed relief.