A/N: Just for someone too lazy to read the books… check this out and you'll understand everything!
Disclaimer: Does it look like I'm JK Rowling?
Harry Potter is famous. But he didn't really know why. You see, it had something to do with him doing something completely amazing by accident, getting tons of friends all in danger, and just plain confusing a lot of other people. But what he was most famous for was making people pull their hair out in frustration.
Like, people just do it all the time because of him! Here are a few example scenarios:
1) Girl reads book. Girl's favorite character dies. Girl pulls hair out in frustration.
2) Girl wants next book. JK Rowling takes forever. Girl pulls hair out in frustration.
3) Girl's little sister wants Girl to read book to her. Girl is annoyed. Girl pulls hair out in frustration.
4) Girl tries to write fanfiction. Fanfiction doesn't work out. Girl pulls hair out in frustration.
You see what I mean?
Harry Potter has a friend. Yay Harry Potter! His name is- THIS JUST IN! Harry Potter has two friends!!! Wow, now Harry Potter's friends are famous too! Well, kinda…
Harry Potter's friends are going to fall in love! I mean, DUH! They are going to be all "I love you!" and Harry Potter is going to be all "Ew!"
Harry Potter is going to fall in love too. No people, not with himself. With…. Hmm….. either….. um….. well….. how about….. Ginny! Ya! That makes a good solution! We're gonna stick Harry Potter with Harry Potter's friend's little sister's cat's owner. Or just Harry Potter's little sister's… wait, no…. Harry Potter's Won Reasly's Chudly's Cannon's… what? Nevermind.
Anyway, Herry Potter had girl troubles. darn He was madly in love with Cho, and vice versa. But somehow they hated each other. So now they just don't go. Because that's how JK Rowling wants it. So HA!
Harry Potter has a nice adviser man. His name is mister-headmaster-long-impressive-bearded-person. He looks kinda like Gandolf, or however you spell that lord of the ring guy's name. But now we're off subject. Mister-headmaster-long-impressive-bearded-person knows everything. And he can do everything. Mostly because JK Rowling needed to stick someone in the book that could tell people what stuff meant and how the world works.
Harry Potter also has a lot of people who don't like him. sigh You see, one of these people is this guy with slimy hair and a big nose. His name is… his name is…. Snape. Dun dun duuuunnnnnnn Snape doesn't like Harry Potter because Harry Potter's dad used to make Snape sad. Another person Harry Potter doesn't like is a mean person who likes to tease Harry Potter. Awwwww, poor Harry Potter!
Uh-oh! Now it's time to travel to the scary part of Harry Potter's life… the…. The….. THE SCARY MAN!!!!!!! Everybody's scared of him. And. His. Name. Is. VOLDEMORT!!!!! That's really all there is to say about the scary man, because no one really knows anything about him.
Another one of Harry's friends that is all good and happy is Hagrid. Everybody loves Hagrid! NI mean, really! Have you ever gone up to someone and said "Do you like Hagrid?" only to hear, "No, I hate Hagrid. He's fat. So I hate Him." See what I mean? Anyway, no matter how much we love Hagrid, he never really show up in fanfictions. Why, you ask? Well, duh! He has some speech disorder and no one is really able to write his dialogue.
Harry Potter is happy, because he has a godfather. His godfather is very nice. But oh no!!! Harry Potter's godfather risks his life for Harry, and now he isn't here anymore! Everyone is sad. tear
Well, that's pretty much Harry Potter in a nutshell for you! No need to read the books, all you need to do is skim over this and you've got all the details straightened out! Yay!
Erm... reveiw? :)