Prologue
A eerie fog passed over the graveyard. There was a depressing mood as another one was buried under Peach Creek's old earth. 10:00 PM, Thursday, an hour remembered by everybody to this day. For it wasn't just anybody buried tonight. No, for it was Johnny 2X4, a hero to the very end. Kevin, who sat in a wheel-chair, sank his head in deep grief, while Nazz, the one always cool and collected, couldn't hold back her tears, and cried on Double-Dee's shoulder. But most heart-broken was Rolf. His feelings for the "crazy wood-boy" had increased dramatically after Ed and Eddy left the Cul-de-Sac four years ago, and after Johnny's death, he just broke apart, unwilling to realize sheer fact. In madness, he grabbed Johnny's body and ran away. Some say that he searched for a cure, other's say he committed suicide. The truth may never come to light. After coming from the shock, they decided to make a memorial for Johnny. They took Plank, Johnny's lifelong friend, with them to a tree, where they hammered some nails in there so that it was shaped like a rectangle, like Plank. Then, they bent the nails, so they could put Plank in between. Once in the shape, they bent the nails so Plank was stuck to the tree. So, whenever somebody wanted to honour Johnny, they simply walked to Plank and spoke with him. And that's what Double-Dee was doing that Tuesday, 08.00 AM, while thinking that HE could have been dead instead of Johnny…
The attack on the Cul-de-Sac was a surprise to someone, but not to Johnny and Kevin. The Overlordess wanted only one thing: Double-Dee's love. However, thanks to Double-Dee's fast thinking and building-skills, the Cul-de-Sac kids put up a valiant fight. That is, until the foot-soldiers appeared, trying to seize Double-Dee. Kevin wasn't the one to give up so easily, dragging forth his home-made bazooka, shooting what he had found of Eddy's "El Mongo Stink Bombs" (or EMSB) on the battleship, causing it to stink heavily. However, Kevin was caught from behind, rendering him defenceless against a machine-gun shot. Double-Dee, who's gotten quite the friendship with Kevin since Ed and Eddy disappeared, protected his downed ally. But, a newbie to the Overlordess's army didn't know who Double-Dee was, and presumed Kevin was the goal they were searching for. The soldiers' orders were:"Kill all you see, but BRING ME DOUBLE-DEE!!!" And the soldier prepared to open fire on Double-Dee, since he thought Kevin was Double-Dee. As he opened fire, Johnny jumped in the way of the blaster, ultimately killing both the soldier and himself. Double-Dee couldn't realize what just happened, and cursed the Overlordess. The Overlordess cancelled the attack, seeing her only love angered at her so. It was as if she could feel how deep his hate for her now was. That was Wednesday, the day before the burial.
Now, it was Tuesday, and Double-Dee cried for himself. Suddenly, he rose from the ground. He was not alone. Grabbing his blaster, he started to search the area. If he found one of the Overlordess' scouts, he would never deliver his rapport. Ever again. Suddenly, he heard a sound from a bush. Carefully dragging forth a rock, he threw it at the bush, making a dump noise, as if it struck a head. However, no sound or noise came. Double-Dee walked slowly towards the bush, to find out who this meddler was. When pulling out this mysterious character, he gasped. It was Ed.