Title: Sex Education 101, Tonks' Style
Author: Richan
Rated: R for nudity.
Disclaimer: Not mine. At all. I just have pervy thoughts.
Spoilers: None? It's 300 words longs, so I don't think so.
Note: drabble written very early 2004
"Attention class!" Tonks called the rowdy teenagers to order. "Dumbledore wanted me to teach all of you the basics of sexual education!"
They went silent. Tonks looked each student sternly in the eye before turning back the board she'd improvised, hiding a grin.
"Now, when a man and a woman are in a relationship, they will eventually make love."
Ron raised his hand. "How do they do that, huh, Tonks? And why are you teaching this now when we're almost twenty?"
Tonks sighed. "Because, Ron, you and Mione obviously haven't had any in the whole time you've been together, and your mother is getting impatient for grandkids."
Ron blushed to match his hair, and Tonks was satisfied for the moment.
"Well, since you interrupted me, Ronald, I will skip the lecture and go on to the demonstration."
"Demonstration?" Hermione asked, her cheeks tinged with the faintest of reds.
Tonks strode over to where Harry was cringing in his seat. "It is like so," she began, planting her lips on Harry's.
Hermione and Ron watched as tongues became involved, then shirts were unbuttoned, and they both could see Tonks and Harry had very nice chests respectively. Tonks' bra flew over the couch, Harry's hands covering her breasts to protect against the chill. Tonks' hands were already deep in Harry's trousers, looking for little Harry, uncaring that two of her students were sitting dumbfounded next to them on the same couch.
Harry and Tonks were vertical and naked when they heard two thumps on the floor on the other side of the couch, but were too involved in the groping and grinding of their own two bodies.
As Harry rested against her chest, his sweaty hair tickling the side of her neck, Tonks looked over to find Ron and Hermione passed out, Ron's nose bleeding just the tiniest bit. Well, they must have learned a little bit at least, if they managed to work out what she and Harry had just been doing.
Next lesson she would have to teach Harry how to breathe through kisses.