Then Again
She was kind of pretty, I guess. Her evil attitude is cute, I must admit. So, why did I reject her from the RowdyRuff Boys if I like her so much? I don't know, I think it was because she's a girl. Man, I was such a sexist when I was young. I have changed, a little bit.
I have no idea why lots of people think Blossom and I were meant to be. She's my arch-enemy! Does anyone know what that means? Well, Princess does. I always get this tingly feeling every time I see her. When I see her flying through the sky on her golden jet pack, I just…gape.
"Hello everyone, your Princess has arrived," that high-pitch voice yelled through the air. I looked down from the building I was on and saw her. She was standing in the middle of the school, flaunting and posing when she got out of her limo. 'Now that's sexy,' I thought silently in my mind.
The only reason I was in front of the school was because my brothers and I wanted to torture those PowerPuffs when they got here. And no, I do NOT go to school. Do you know how that will ruin my criminal reputation? So, we were still waiting silently, my eyes on Princess, when I saw three bright colors in the sky.
"Alright boys, ready?" I said to my brothers.
"Ready for what?" my clueless brother, Boomer, asked.
"To torture the girls! Why else do you think we're here?!"
"I don't know, I thought you just wanted to see Pr-" I smacked Boomer before he could finish. Butch cocked an eyebrow at me, but smirked when he saw the girls land.
"Okay, ready?"
"Ready!"
"FIRE!" We all coughed up a loogie and spit booger bullets at the girls. Each one made them scream. "WHAT THE? HELL!?" the green girl yelled. "Like ew! There's something sticky on my head!" the blue baby yelled in a valley girl accent. That is always seriously annoying. "WHERE ARE THEY?!" Pinky yelled. She turned toward the building that we were laughing hysterically on, fuming. Dam, this is fun!
"GET THEM!" Blossom yelled. Right before they flew, a laser hit them! Man, this is awesome! Our eyes turned toward the shooter, seeing the golden hottie with a gold laser gun. She blew off the smoke and put it in her bag. My brothers and I floated down in front of her.
"That…was…awesome!" Butch yelled high-fiving Boomer. I smirked at the red haired teen. She smiled gorgeously at me.
"Nicely done Princess," I said.
"Why thank you Brick," she said with a giggle and a wink. Her face looked pretty good when she laughs.
"So Princess, how would you like to join-," I was interrupted by a hand in my face.
"Sorry Brick, as honored I am, I cannot go out with you," she said. I wasn't even going to say that.
Then again…she is a slutty bitch. I shot lasers in her direction, causing her to fly into the air and land on her bottom. My brothers were laughing behind me, as well as the rest of the school. I walked towards her through the students and whispered, "What makes you think I would ask you out?"
"Brick! YOU ARE A JERK!" she yelled, running into the school. We flew away to the portal to Hell. As cruel as she can be, she is still one hot slutty bitch.
(A/N: I have always thought the pairing Brick/Princess was strange, but I decided to take a shot at it. I must admit, I enjoyed writing this. XD Thank you to the people who actually had a heart and decided to take a chance and read it.)