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Okay, this... This had to be done. Reason being, I typed this out while going through Hurricane Sandy (I didn't just write this for nothing!) and well, while waiting for the lights to flicker on again, I kept thinking if I should post this. I did, no regrets, as for the title of this story, too much slim shady songs were listen to...

Also, Happy Tree Kids are awesome :3 *waits for tomatoes to be thrown*

"Pop! Diggy took my ma-hask!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did. Too!"

Pop sighed angrily, an irritated expression on his face. He kept on walking down the street, two kids following shortly behind him. The first child was Diggy, a 7 year old Shih Tzu with white fur, messy brown furred ears and tail and a brown patch of fur on his right eye. He wore a black baggy sweater with the word 'Boston!' written across it and a brown paper bag that was on his head, two holes on the front part for his eyes and one at each side for his ears to pop out of. The second child was Kitty, a 7 year old kitten with pink fur and shoulder length olive green hair, her bangs falling to the side of her face and reached down to her stomach. She wore black lab gloves that reach up to her elbows, a long black cape that fluttered even if there was no wind, a black mask that resembles the marking of a raccoon that was currently missing, and a crooked black bow on her left ear.

The two glared at each other, Diggy's ears twitching and Kitty pouting with an annoyed expression on her face. The paper bag fell over Diggy's face, his black pac-man eyes becoming a dark red. "You really are an impudent little brat, Kitty." He spat, his voice more sounding more British than it did high pitched and childish. "Pop, Diggy called me an 'Impudent little brat'! Whatever that means!" Kitty whined, Pop growled and turned a corner, a smile forming on his face as he saw a small store up ahead. While the two kids were arguing, Pop slowly walked away and entered the store, leaving the two children to argue with each other.

"Oh yea, well you're stupid!" Kitty snapped, putting her hands on her hips as she did. Diggy rolled his eyes and looked at her with angry eyes. "That's all you can come up with? Calling me Stupid?! You really are a god damn retarded feline!" Diggy yelled, Kitty looked at him with wide eyes, she started to tear up and sniffled. "That's so m-mean... W-whatever that m-means..." Kitty stuttered quietly, Diggy's eyes widened and he quickly waved his arms around. "No, don't cry damn it! Don't bloody CRY!" He yelled, but the kitten didn't listen, and started to bawl loudly. "NO!" Diggy yelled, Kitty turned on her heels and started to run down the street, tears still free falling from her eyes. "CINDY LOU!" Kitty yelled with a quivering voice, Diggy gasped and started to run after the kitten, the paper bag slowly making its' way up to his head and his eyes turning back to normal. "KITTY, WAIT! IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS WICKED!" Diggy yelled, the kitten covered her ears and kept running down the street before making it to them police station. She ran up the two flights of stairs before making her way to the homicide unit, where Cindy Lou stood in her office talking with Flaky and Flora. Cindy Lou was a coyote that looked 19 but was actually 32. She had light brown fur, dark brown hair and dark red eyes. She wore a black shirtwaist dress with white buttons, black shoes with a white bow on each of them, a white kerchief tied neatly to her head and had a black handbag with a white bow on it, which was currently sitting on her desk. Flora was a 17 year old fox, she had long red hair, red fur, black furred ears and a red tail with a black tip, and forest green eyes. She wore a black tank top, blue denim jeans, black sneakers, and currently had her bokken in hand, ready to hit Cindy Lou at any given moment.

Flaky just looked at her bokken weilding sister and the serious faced detective, expecting something to actually happen between the two, saying that the aura around them seemed dark, serious and flinch worthy. "CINDY LOU!" Kitty yelled, getting the attention of the coyote, before being able to respond, Flora swung her bokken and hit Cindy Lou on the side, making her fall sideways and hit her head on the table, causing her skull to crack open and blood to flow out in alarming quantities. "Shit. I didn't mean to do that..." Flora whispered to herself, Flaky just stood there, looking as scared as ever. "Damn it Flora, why'd you do that for?!" Cindy Lou screamed, she slowly stood up, blood now all over the floor, her dress and kerchief. The coyote stumbled backwards, she whimpered slightly as she felt the blood trickling down her face. Her eyes started to roll backwards, and she collapsed on the floor, now unconscious and bleeding. "Flora, why?! You should've just given her your bokken!" Flaky yelled, she looked at Cindy Lou, then towards Kitty. "Okay, you take Kitty to, I don't know, Sniffles house. I'll take Cindy Lou to the hospital. I don't wanna spend a night in jail for murder that I didn't even take part in!" Flaky yelled, Flora nodded. She threw her bokken in the air, a puff of smoke later it was gone. She picked up Kitty and started to run down the stairs, Kitty growled and started to kick and thrash around for freedom from the fox's grip. "Listen Kitty, Cindy Lou isn't feeling so well right now, so I'm taking you to Sniffles house." Flora said angrily, Kitty sighed and stopped trying to break free. "I don't wanna go to Sniffles house!" She whined, Flora sighed heavily. "Look, I don't like the boy either. I would love it if he just dropped dead, but what're you gonna do right?" She said, Kitty let out an annoyed groan and put her head down on Flora's shoulder. "Okay..." She said with an annoyed tone, they started to exit the police station, but not before Kitty secretly snatched a police officer's hat.

Giggling, the kitten put the hat on and smirked. "Shifty would love this hat." She said happily to herself, she laughed to herself before taking a police officer's badge from the front desk. "This is too easy..." She said, she put the badge on and smiled as she watches the two police officers looking around to their items...

...

While Flora and Kitty walked towards Sniffles' house, Sniffles and Pollet-Wan were admiring their finished product that glimmered under the light of the lamp. Pollet-Wan was a lavender furred cat with a fluff of hair at them top of her head and black, square rimmed glasses, a white lab coat over the red shirt of a scrubs set and a pink ribbon tied around her tail. "It's amazing..." She cooed as she studied the ray gun. It was white, with red rings towards the tip of the gun, the trigger a color of gold and the tip of the gun having a gold orb on it, and a red colored knob on the side of the gun that was currently set to "switcheroo". "We did a great job, didn't we?" Sniffles said as he wrote down notes on a notepad. Pollet-Wan picked the gun up and pointed it towards Sniffles, who stopped writing and glared at the cat. "Don't even think about it moron." He said, Pollet-Wan smiled and put the gun down in it's place. "This is awesome, now we can control the ages of people. We can make Flaky an adult, Cindy Lou a child, Cub a teenager, you name it!" She said excitedly as she picked the gun up again and raised it up in the air. Sniffles frowned and snatched the ray gun from Pollet-Wan.

"Be careful, you're going to drop it!" He said scolding his step sister, Pollet-Wan rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. "What makes you think you won't?" She asked, Sniffles chuckled. "Because I've handled-" he started, though quickly shut him self up as he accidentally threw the ray gun towards the ground. Time seemed to slow down, and the two step siblings scrabbled to catch the gun, but it was too late.

Somehow, the trigger had pulled itself, and now multiple red and blue lasers blasted everywhere. Pollet-Wan didn't even have time to gasp before being hit by a red laser. She screamed, but her scream slowly turned child like, and she seemed to shrink until the red air cleared and revealed a 5 year old Pollet-Wan who had the same glasses, but wore a red dress, a white sweater over it and a pink ribbon tied into a bow that held up long, shimmering lavender hair in a ponytail. Sniffles' eyes widen, he quickly looked around and ran from under the table he managed to hide under and snatched her from the ground, throwing her under the table. Sniffles ran back towards the table, but was hit by a red laser. The anteater screamed, and started to turning into a smaller version of himself. Once the red air cleared away, it showed a 6 year old anteater that wore a blue and black checkered scarf around his neck and had the same blue rimmed glasses, but only smaller. The young Sniffles looked at the younger Pollet-Wan, who was starting to tear up due to fear, before running under the table with her and hugging her, preventing the kitten from crying. "Don't worry 'lil sister, we'll be saved by Splendid! He always saves them day!" He said reassuringly, Pollet-Wan sniffled but smiled before hugging Sniffles back.

Unbeknownst to them, the lasers all bounced off random surfaces, making them all fly out the open windows and make their way to their wanted targets. Outside the house, Flora and Kitty were walking towards the door. The fox sighed and put on a smile before opening the metal door. "Hey Sniffles, Pollet-Wan, me and Kit Kat are here." Flora said with a fake happy tone, Kitty growled and scratched the fox with her sharp claws. "Hey!" Flora said angrily as she rubbed her arm that was now bleeding, Kitty hissed at her. "Don't call me Kit Kat!" She yelled, Flora sighed and started to walk into the metallic house, but a red laser hit her from behind, making them fox scream in pain. Kitty watched as Flora slowly started to transform into a child. When the red air went away, it revealed a 6 year old red furred fox with messy red shoulder length hair and crystal blue eyes, as well as black furred ears and a tail with a black tip. She wore a black t-shirt and a black baseball cap that said 'Eagles', had a bat in hand and wore dog tags. Kitty gasped, and was about to ask Flora if she was okay, but instead screamed as she was hit by a blue laser. She slowly started to grow, and once the blue air went away, the young Flora gasped. Kitty was now a 16 year old girl, she still had the same hair style, but now wore a black t-shirt, as well as black boots and no long had the black crooked bow, but still had the cape, mask and gloves. "What the..." She said, she quickly covered her mouth, her eyes wide. Her voice was different, it was more adult like, and more grown. She didn't sound like her usually self, and didn't look like herself either. Sniffles and Pollet-Wan walked out of the house, wanting to know what all the commotion was about. Seeing Kitty and Flora, the two step siblings seemed confused. The four then asked each other the same question:

"What happened?"

Haha, yes! Adults and teenagers are turning to kids, and kids are turning to adults and teenagers! The ol' switcheroo! Nyahaha!

Young Sniffles- I'm gonna go get a cookie *walks away*

Kitty- Hey! You gotta eat your vegetables first!

Young Flora- No! Come one Pollet-Wan, let's get some cookies and ice cream! *walks away with Sniffles*

Young Pollet-Wan- Yea! *follows Sniffles and Flora*

Wow... That was disturbing. Anyways, here's the form thing...

Name-

Age-

Species-

Gender-

Appearance- (if your Oc is a teen or adult, give the appearance for him/her as a child as well, if your Oc is a kid, give me the appearance of him/her as a teen [or adult, if you want them to be an adult instead of a teen] too...)

Bio-

Like/Dislikes-

Relationship- (crushes, lovers, friends, enemies, family etc.)

Hobbies- (optional)

Other-

Okay, that's done. I feel as though people are asking themselves "but BunnyTheEpicBunny, you just started a god damn story, the fuck would you make another one!? Are you stupid or something?!"

Well, I wanted to, I can, and like I said, Sandy didn't make me write this for nothing! So yea... It's so cold :P

Yours Truly, BunnyTheEpicBunny...

Cheers!