A/N: Short, I know. It's supposed to be. Part of The Tennage Funnies Series. Enjoy.
"God, John. Why do you always have to start something?" Bobby asked, frustrated.
John shrugged, grabbing the ice pack Rogue had just wrapped in a towel and held it to his vividly black eye, "Didn't think he'd throw a punch. Miscalculated."
"You didn't think, period! I'm surprised we even allowed off the grounds, with all the 'miscalculations' you make."
"Hey! It doesn't happen that often." John argued.
"We went out to a movie and you burnt some guy's popcorn."
"Hey, I was doing him a favor. He needed to lay off the popcorn." He shuddered.
"We went to the mall and you made all the grills and ovens stop working."
"No, you made them stop working, I made them extra hot." Pyro pointed out, grinning.
"We went out for ice cream, you melted it." Bobby countered.
"Yeah, right on my shirt!" Rogue cut in.
John smirked at her, "It was crappy ice cream. I liked the shirt though."
"We went on a field trip and you melted another bus's tires to the road."
"Well... No, that one was just for fun."
"We went out to lunch and you threatened to barbecue the waiter's eyeballs. You got us banned from that restaurant, by the way." Marie interjected, fighting a smile.
"He was staring down your shirt!"
"So were you!" She was full out grinning now.
"I remember. You were wearing the shirt I melted the ice cream on."
Rogue threw her hands up in the air, "I give up."
"Give up what?" John turned to the female mutant.
"Attempting to get you to stop staring at my boobs."
"Sorry, but they're really nice boobs."
"Perve." Rogue shook her head.
John held the now melted ice pack out to Bobby, "Hey, refreeze this, will ya?"
THE END